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free maggotmaster free a-t free goatstein free wildmango (my lovely old account that died in the anime ambassador thread)
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in world war I primitive tanks carried bundles of sticks on the front of their hulls which they dropped into trenches so they could cross them and the term for these objects is "fascines" but they could also be termed "enormous faggots" and basically if a wwI tank ever goes to mars and needs to cross the Valles Marineris it should strap "u" to the front of its hull
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Nov 7, 2014 05:21
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Nov 7, 2014 05:24
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i miss the old tpaine Troop news story edits. someone should find the one about the native lady that pretended to be a war hero and had a big ceremony thrown for her but then got found out it was pretty great
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Nov 7, 2014 05:28
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the effort posts were dope recreating them in gbs resulted in many crying babbys
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Nov 7, 2014 05:29
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Bring back LF with the caveat that you have to post a pic of yourself irl so we can all laugh at pasty white twenty somethings talking about maoist revolution from their philosophy class fucken bourgie scum lol
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Nov 7, 2014 05:33
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I am going to start a kickstarter so you can buy me some jeans I'm gay and for all you know I could be Muslim or something time will tell, give me money
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Nov 7, 2014 05:48
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i don't think gbs will do anything unless there's a chance of hot dogs, sorry 
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Nov 7, 2014 06:04
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lf's crowning achievement imo: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2882549
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Gay Roads posted:lf's crowning achievement imo: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2882549 that's a good thread. was if lf or d&d that sent 'diamond' joe biden a pizza live on tv?
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Nov 7, 2014 06:19
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LF lives on in the hearts and minds of us all. LF: What Is Dead May Never Die
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Nov 7, 2014 06:29
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LF was at one point the third most popular subforum on SA and host to some of the best and funniest posters in SA history: goatstein, tpaine, getfiscal, iwc, fsad, fedallah, until it was relentlessly hosed with by the mods for annoying the rear end in a top hat idiots of fyad and gip
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Prodigal T-REX posted:Bring Back LF. This is the LF-est post (seriously, LF was a funny and good forum and I still browse the archives)
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Gay Roads posted:lf's crowning achievement imo: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2882549 good thread
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TEAYCHES posted:remember the time something awful killed off one of its most popular subforums for no good reason
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TEAYCHES posted:remember the time something awful killed off one of its most popular subforums for no good reason http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3052528 possibly one of the greatest collection of electrons on this drat internet Michael Pocelinko, 22. Twenty-two years of dumb thoughts buoyed by a filial geyser of cash. Michael Pocelinko was turning crafty now, though, riding that geyser to new heights, gazing at the arrayed countryside with greasy perspicacity. He already had three locked vaults in his basement compound, his Ark: One for pistols, nestled in woodchip terraria, with drip-bottles filled with bullets. One for shotguns, surrounded by a moat, languorously sunning themselves on artificial rocks beneath potted acacias. One for rifles, leaned in little cubicles, wearing little ties, drinking mugs of machine oil with clever slogans, "you don't have to be semiautomatic to work here, ~but it helps~!" All of them in pairs, so that they could be fruitful and multiply. But Michael knew he had to expand. The impenetrable future rose before Michael like a blazon of dark possibility. When the gun stores shuttered forever, when ownership was banned, when the last free men cast lead balls from Montana towers to resupply their pipe-muskets against the swarthy hordes, what next? America might fall, but surely pockets of resistance would persist, and surely the Feds would continue to seize and oppress what crude firearms remained, on and on unto infinity, until ATF cavemen had confiscated the last throwable rock on Earth's barren surface. Michael wasn't planning for the apocalypse, or the post-apocalypse. He was far beyond that. Fueled by the inexhorable power of daddy's wallet, Michael was buying every possible gun. Directed energy weapons were old hat--vault 4, superconducting barrels bubbling in liquid hydrogen with little plastic castles and flash-frozen goldfish. He had guns that shot spikes, stalagmites, icicles, popsicles, sickles, hypodermics that inflicted sickle-cell anemia. He had a gun made out of motorized dead butterflies that he bought from a crooked lepidopoterist in Sri Lanka, who claimed it would summon hurricanes to sunder the target with counterroating winds. He had a gun that shot an infinitely telescoping rod with a sensor that stopped it always a centimeter from any surface, in case the Feds moved in with commando toddlers that only needed to be frightened away. He had water guns, some with built-in heaters in case the feds attacked with golems made of tea. He had a gun that very slowly grew incompressable crystals out of its barrel, in case the Feds tried to crush him on a geologic timescale. He had a steampunk gatling gun that fired 3,000 leeches a second, and whose maker claimed it sucked blood faster than vampire John Henry. He had net guns and nettle guns and knitting needle guns. He had a howitzer that shot bazookas, which shot pistols, which shot miniature guns made of carbon nanotubes, which shot bullets so tiny they could pick the parasites off a gnat. In a high turret of his compound, Michael employed a crack team of five-year-olds to think up new possible guns. "This one shoots candy canes!" Michael found a dealer on the Archangelsk black market who was rumored to have ties with corrupt elves at the North Pole. He bought the gun. "This is a dinosaur gun. It was made by a T-Rex and so the trigger is tiny, because he has a tiny arms. But the gun is HUGE!" Michael scoured the badlands of Utah and Colorado until one day a mute paleontologist with a harelip blindfolded him and led him to a secret grotto, right below the K-T boundary. There were ruins of a prehistoric city, massive and terrible. Sitting on a workbench was a gargantuan ray-gun wrought of pure iridium. Michael bought it. "This one shoots ICKY BOOGERS. It has a tube to load them straight from your noseholes ehehehe!" In the post-post-post-post-post-post-apocalyptic future, who knew what the Feds would try to restrict? Michael had it custom-ordered. Day by day, the vaults of Michael's compound grew full to bursting with guns. He expanded them ever downwards, until vault 668817-AF-0Z2 penetrated the Mohorivicic discontinuity and he inadvertantly acquired the Gun of the Magma Men. Michael still wasn't satiated, and scoured the ends of the earth, daddy's credit card in one hand, a handful of golden trinkets in the other. He had to have them all. Every possible gun. On his 80th birthday, Michael wheezed at the top of the Thousand Stairs of Ngrydyl. The forgotten Plateau of Zynd stretched before him, where a lost sect of buddhists were rumored to have a mandala-making gun of great power. It captured sandgrains from the wind, stored them, colored them, and fired them with micron precision. Michael was gonna buy it. But the exertion had been too much. The strange man with pockets of gold was treated to the finest sky-burial, and the ravens considered his fat western meat a great delicacy. Meanwhile, in America, a man bought a hot dog.
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Nov 7, 2014 07:32
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Allie Nigolian, 25, was right
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Nov 7, 2014 07:34
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TEAYCHES posted:remember the time something awful killed off one of its most popular subforums for no good reason To be fair, LF threatened to murder Obama and got lowtax subpoenaed
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Nov 7, 2014 07:35
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3410173&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 bring back LF
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Nov 7, 2014 07:39
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:lf died because it made fun of a gip mod, docevil ran awaycrying because he got owned by the san jose sharks mascot, what is the more dignified end here and after lf died, gip fragged grover so lf died for nothing
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Nov 7, 2014 07:43
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LF owned a GiP mod who eventually got ran out of GiP and then DocEvil owned LF, and then DocEvil started poo poo with guy fieri and that other douche from smashmouth on twitter and then he got owned immediately when he appeared for that egg-eating thing irl and then he was exiled from fyad. lmao. the circle of what.
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Nov 7, 2014 07:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7zPiTHjzVI
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Tsinava posted:LF owned a GiP mod who eventually got ran out of GiP and then DocEvil owned LF, and then DocEvil started poo poo with guy fieri and that other douche from smashmouth on twitter and then he got owned immediately when he appeared for that egg-eating thing irl and then he was exiled from fyad. lmao. the circle of what. thats what i said but better dummie
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Nov 7, 2014 08:01
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im just repeating things over and over like a mantra just to make sure people understand how funny all of this stupid poo poo is
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Nov 7, 2014 08:02
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I read LF daily and kept up with all it's drama but never posted there once I just pretended it was a postmodern novel
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Nov 7, 2014 08:10
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BUSH'S BRAIN!!!
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Nov 7, 2014 08:36
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Ferroque posted:BUSH'S BRAIN!!!
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Nov 7, 2014 08:54
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*gets the Secret Service to harass Lowtax*
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Nov 7, 2014 09:05
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I think that as a community we've grown and matured and I think I speak for all of us when I say that noonee here is going to say anything that could be construed as a death threat
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Nov 7, 2014 09:13
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lf was better than a full 60% of subforums on this site but whatev
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Nov 7, 2014 09:29
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MAYBE EVEN 95% I DUNO I HAVENT RUN THE NUMBERS YET
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roymorrison posted:Bring back LF with the caveat that you have to post a pic of yourself irl so we can all laugh at pasty white twenty somethings talking about maoist revolution from their philosophy class fucken bourgie scum lol
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FullLeatherJacket posted:tbf it was pretty sweet when instead of having to find actual sources in order to explain to a libertarian why it would be a bad idea to privatize the police you could just call them a loving stupid human being that deserved a slow death ProperCoochie posted:the effort posts were dope
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Nov 7, 2014 09:31
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someone post the dude who was like a weird bondage homo and posted nudes. i dont want to see it because im gay its because id like to poke some fun at him
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semon demon posted:someone post the dude who was like a weird bondage homo and posted nudes. i dont want to see it because im gay its because id like to poke some fun at him u mean al franken right
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Nov 7, 2014 09:42
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Spanish Manlove posted:men have a penis women have a vagina
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Uncle Wemus posted:Where's hardcore sax gone. rip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPAbtR7h9zY
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