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It's so tough coming up with good AIM AFK messages.
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Mar 28, 2015 15:41
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My bum is on the nostalgia thread
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Mar 28, 2015 15:45
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gently caress you backstreet boys forever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg and what the gently caress is with this eminem novelty act Vertical Lime fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Mar 28, 2015 |
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Mar 28, 2015 15:46
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You're gonna listen to boy bands again after they were so uncool and over right about the time when New Kids on the Block were waning? OK.  Try to get a little original some day.*turns up Smash Mouth - All Star*
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Mar 28, 2015 15:51
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*jerks off to enema of the state album cover*
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Mar 28, 2015 15:52
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*jerks off to hit me baby one more time video*
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Mar 28, 2015 15:54
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*jerks off to genie in a bottle video*
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Mar 28, 2015 15:55
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*jerks off to obviously photoshopped nudes of Gillian Anderson*
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Mar 28, 2015 15:56
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*nervously types 'www.playboy.com' into Netscape browser; jerks off*
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Mar 28, 2015 15:58
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quote:jerks off
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Mar 28, 2015 16:03
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This thread made me remember fatchicksinpartyhats.com for some reason.
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Mar 28, 2015 16:13
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*complains about how much better things were in the late 80s*
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Mar 28, 2015 16:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4VK9_CfOLQ
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Mar 28, 2015 16:25
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Dza posted:This thread made me remember fatchicksinpartyhats.com for some reason.  a beanbag spy is among the group. look hard for the feet! it reveals the secret. oh no i am sorry. it is not a spy it is the chrismas tree.  OH FUNNY FATTY! YOU ARE TO MUCH!!!! PPPOOOOOOOOOPPPP! NOT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN FUNNY FATTY! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Mar 28, 2015 16:39
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porn was hard to come by for me back then so I welcomed Britney Spears and her for-the-time racey videos
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Mar 28, 2015 16:41
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Won't date a girl wearing normal underwear all bout that thong now. http://youtu.be/Oai1V7kaFBk
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Mar 28, 2015 16:46
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lol if you haven't already converted your paper money into krugerrands, Y2K gonna be a bitch
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Mar 28, 2015 16:53
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Twimp Lingam posted:I'm in 4th grade and I LOOOVE pokemon! -- 9/9/1999 I'm in the 1st grade and I don't get this Pokemon thing 'cause I don't have a Game Boy. I did just get a computer though, and I won't shut up about it! Let me tell you about Dark Forces *Kyle Katarn frowny face* - early '99
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Mar 28, 2015 16:59
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**is a 14 year old given ftp access to all ultima online server files** **downloads everyone's password in one big file** **feels morally responsible and does nothing** **uploads new script for custom npcs and items** man i was loving stupid
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Mar 28, 2015 17:01
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When I was 11, in 1998, and a 6th grader in Kirtland, New Mexico I made the Hello My Future Girlfriend website. It was around the time that boys start becoming interested in girls and words like boyfriend and girlfriend are thrown around freely. I being the shy kid I was, incapable of finding a girl at the school that liked me and spending way too much time on Yahoo Chat, decided to make a little additional profile. My plan was I'd chat with a girl online, and if things went well, possibly give her my link to my "}-{ello My Future Girlfriend" page. I had learned a little web development, one of the last things being how to embed audio into a webpage and thought it would be neat to have a little clip added. It was a .wav file, long before I knew about mp3. It was originally hosted on a tripod account, because only there could I fake my age as being 13 and create a hosting account. At the time the whole idea seemed entirely innocent to me. It was an odd time being a kid on the internet, at least in Yahoo chat where I was hanging out. People seemed to have both real life and cyber boyfriends and girlfriends. I forgot about the page completely and a couple years later noticed a sudden flood of my email address: kidblount@hotmail.com, (no longer controlled by me) ((kid being I was a kid, and my name is Michael Blount, thus, kidblount)) It started with one response and quickly went viral, possibly before the term was coined in the "Things you find on the web that spread like crazy" context. My father and I share the same name, I'm technically Michael Blount, Jr. So, our name was listed in the phone books and quickly the flood of late night calls began, my parents receiving calls in the middle of the night from people asking if I had a girlfriend. I had to confess my little webpage and tried to delete it, but it had already been mirrored across the internet. On 01/24/2002, my web page was featured on an episode of The Screensavers on TechTV by Martin Sargent, who I came to hate for poking fun at my "desperate" message on National TV. I did not see the episode myself, but did find the show note here. One of my friends from school had watched the episode and had called me to tell me about it. I was annoyed, and once again the calls started coming in late at night. Since then the phone number has been changed and unlisted. (Please don't bother trying to find it, as I'd much rather give you other ways to communicate with me if you feel the need to.) I was contacted by an agent for Martin Sargent when he was doing his show Unscrewed, but declined to be on it by cruddy webcam. Years later I was contacted on myspace by Martin Sargent to do a segment on his show at the time, Internet Superstar. You can view this episode I Was a Huge Botard It doesn't really mention me until about 10 minutes 15 seconds in. The mirror I was using has since died. Yes, I needed a haircut and the webcam still turned out horribly. I put my own little f*** you in the interview by not wearing pants for the duration of it. Proof is here My friend Lauren provided me with the temporary hosting space to place some information until I got my blog up and going. That was the mike.winterdiamond.com site, which now redirects to my blog. I did start a blog at one point, but really haven't continued it MikeIRL.com Yes, I am gay. I like the cock. I have never had a relationship with a woman. Was recently broken up with again, so my 3rd long term relationship ended mainly because I do not work out, which I'd like to, and will start doing soon. I'm at the point where I can look back on it and laugh. Although, I'd still love to make money off it, it really hasn't been a priority for me. I do still cringe whenever I hear the audio playing. There was a Wikipedia page about the website, but it was deleted because some group of people determined it not to be a significant Internet meme.
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Mar 28, 2015 17:12
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advanced beings such as myself live in all of time, at the same instant
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Mar 28, 2015 17:16
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**pretends he's 21 trying to cyber with girls in AOL chatrooms**
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Mar 28, 2015 17:17
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the 1600's on mars the 1800's on mars the 60's 70's 80's 90's etc. on mars all the same zeitgeist is the just the collective electrical energy of human consciousness in a bubble, suspended in a segment of space time, with matter as an extension
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Mar 28, 2015 17:20
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*has a big argument on the internet about DBZ power levels* oh wait sorry guys I thought this was the "itt we pretend we live in 2009" thread, my bad everyone
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Mar 28, 2015 17:22
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"My mom gave me $20 fill up the car! I'm gonna take the money left over and buy the newest issue of Preacher! Can't believe they say 'gently caress' in this comic book! Sooooo edgy and cool!"
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Mar 28, 2015 17:40
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LOL at NSYNC. I'd like to see one of those chumps try to have a solo career. Maaaaybe Lance Bass could pull it off.
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Mar 28, 2015 17:55
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I'm totally getting a diamond Rio mp3 player for my birthday. I'm gonna put my goldfinger album on it and Richard cheese covers!
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Mar 28, 2015 17:59
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NIN FINALLY released a new album!
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Mar 28, 2015 18:08
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Do you guys think Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa can repeat their home run performances from last year? They really saved baseball with that season last year, god bless those men, they are saints. And so likeable!
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Mar 28, 2015 18:14
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Mystery Steve posted:I'm totally getting a diamond Rio mp3 player for my birthday. I'm gonna put my goldfinger album on it and Richard cheese covers! My Rio 600 owns so hard. I can fit like 12 songs on there it's amazing. 32 MEGAbytes 
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Mar 28, 2015 18:14
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Holy poo poo all our computer systems gonna melt down next year Y2k bug =(
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Mar 28, 2015 18:17
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buddies and I are gonna go to Enron Field and watch some fuckin dingers
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Mar 28, 2015 18:26
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Holy poo poo did everyone see the new Episode I trailer? It's going to be AWESOME The first 45 seconds still send a shiver down my spine, so good. Kinda worried they give away the plot in the next minute and a ton of CGI, oh well it's gonna be the best movie ever.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:27
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Look at my new Nokia cellphone. It's digital.  I'm going to Maine this weekend so please don't call me. My home region is southern NH, eastern MA and RI. Bell Atlantic Mobile is cool. E: I actually still have the same number from 1999. Holy poo poo. Shadow fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Mar 28, 2015 |
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Mar 28, 2015 19:21
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Those spring-loaded matrix cellphones are still cooler than iphones. 
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Mar 28, 2015 20:18
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7v1 C0mP ST0MP BGH!!!
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Mar 28, 2015 20:40
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excuse me while i run a search on alta vista
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Mar 28, 2015 20:50
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i call it altra vista-ing
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*Burns Worms Armageddon onto a bunch of CDs and distributes to friends* *Nobody can play because of lag*
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