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MeatwadIsGod posted:Konami will cart Hideo Kojima out on stage in restraints like Hannibal Lecter. He will introduce a new trailer for The Phantom Pain with inaudible Japanese. The world will rejoice and forget its many ills, if only for a moment. please repost in "make sense" mode
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edgy goons will get mad about videogame and line up to buy on day one
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May 6, 2015 00:49
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I want a Suicide Simulator because that sounds like a game I'd like to play.
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May 6, 2015 00:55
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Witcher 3 devs reveal that Geralt will only be allowed to sleep with transgender dwarves, saskia in dragon form or a 400 pound Triss. That or it's pulled from steam idk.
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May 6, 2015 00:59
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School Nickname posted:Witcher 3 devs reveal that Geralt will only be allowed to sleep with transgender dwarves, saskia in dragon form or a 400 pound Triss. worst thread gets worse
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May 6, 2015 00:59
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Alan Smithee posted:edgy goons will get mad about videogame and line up to buy on day one I HATE VIDEO GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *plays video game and analyzes it in depth for 3 months*
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May 6, 2015 01:48
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School Nickname posted:Witcher 3 devs reveal that Geralt will only be allowed to sleep with transgender dwarves, saskia in dragon form or a 400 pound Triss. cd projekt reds presentation is a three hour reveal of a naked geralt dlc. it describes in detail the animation, motion capture and modeling of his flaccid cock. it comes with additonal pubic hair styles for $0.99 each.
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May 6, 2015 02:04
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Dapper Dan posted:cd projekt reds presentation is a three hour reveal of a naked geralt dlc. it describes in detail the animation, motion capture and modeling of his flaccid cock. it comes with additonal pubic hair styles for $0.99 each. Complaints emerge that scrotum isn't as well rendered and vanishes inside his body at times. Mods later fix with. Later mods release "Randy Mod" which every male character has balls the size of female characters' breasts.
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May 6, 2015 02:10
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i have late stage adam sessler
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May 6, 2015 02:18
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Dapper Dan posted:cd projekt reds presentation is a three hour reveal of a naked geralt dlc. it describes in detail the animation, motion capture and modeling of his flaccid cock. it comes with additonal pubic hair styles for $0.99 each. the pubic hair DLC will not be exploitive since it will improve character stats.
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May 6, 2015 02:20
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I HATE NEXT VIDEO GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *plays next video game and analyzes it in depth for 3 months*
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May 6, 2015 02:31
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Shenmue 3 PS4 exclusive.
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May 6, 2015 02:34
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Ubisoft sees the popularity of the Apple Watch and announces SmartWatch_Dogs for 2016.
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May 6, 2015 02:35
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A glorious remake of the Kennedy assassination simulator game will be announced as being bundled with Project Morpheus.
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May 6, 2015 02:39
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Hot Dog Day #82 posted:A glorious remake of the Kennedy assassination simulator game will be announced as being bundled with Project Morpheus. Whose perspective will it be played from?
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JediTalentAgent posted:Whose perspective will it be played from? If it is anything like JFK: Reloaded then it will be from the point of view of the assassin. If you haven't heard of the game look it up on YouTube, it is totally worth your time!
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May 6, 2015 03:11
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I want to be JFK, just ogling jackie O in a sweet Lincoln ride and then...nothingness
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May 6, 2015 03:18
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miyamoto in the middle of a presentation about some mario spin off will whip out his dick and wave it in the air screaming "you idiots WILL BUY ANYTHING IF ITS BY NINTENDO!" wii u part deux announced. pre-sales are in the millions. miyamoto found dead in a hotel room with a keg of cocaine and numerous booth babes surrounding him, all passed out from an intense one man orgy.
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May 6, 2015 03:22
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Sony unveils a partnership with Fox and Marvel: Limited Edition "Fantastic PS4" and comes with last two X-Men and previous F4 Blurays. MS shows off a Frozen Xbox One. No relationship to the movie, the machine just locked up during a presentation and needed reset.
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May 6, 2015 03:28
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Everybody in the "industry" takes the stage at the same time and starts sucking each others dicks like crazy
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May 6, 2015 03:30
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I predict I will see at least two gadgets that are probably awful and way too expensive, but I'll want to buy them anyways because I am not a particularly bright goon 
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May 6, 2015 03:32
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An angry gaming critic will be refused access to the show, then get online and say they were intentionally and unfairly blacklisted due to negative comments made about a game or publisher. Spends the entire show putting on even more angry and negative comments from their hotel room.
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May 6, 2015 03:34
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JediTalentAgent posted:An angry gaming critic will be refused access to the show, then get online and say they were intentionally and unfairly blacklisted due to negative comments made about a game or publisher. Spends the entire show putting on even more angry and negative comments from their hotel room. hang on is this thread in GBS? ok yea all game critics are jackoff fucksticks except the SA ones hahhah
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May 6, 2015 03:48
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gnarlyhotep posted:hang on is this thread in GBS? even the SA ones especially the SA ones i am an SA one
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May 6, 2015 03:52
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Shoe Trek
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May 6, 2015 03:55
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Microsoft unveils the Windows Clock. It's just like the Apple Watch, but better, because sometimes you want all those features in a stationary device that sits on your desk.
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May 6, 2015 03:59
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echronorian posted:Everybody in the "industry" takes the stage at the same time and starts sucking each others dicks like crazy i like the way you think
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May 6, 2015 04:07
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echronorian posted:Everybody in the "industry" takes the stage at the same time and starts sucking each others dicks like crazy Just another example of the exclusionary misogyny that is destroying the gaming industry.
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May 6, 2015 04:11
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Alan Smithee posted:Rare announces......(anticipation) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfaN267lI_Y
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May 6, 2015 04:15
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Alan Smithee posted:even the SA ones well then gently caress you
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May 6, 2015 05:03
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JediTalentAgent posted:Just another example of the exclusionary misogyny that is destroying the gaming industry. ikr
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May 6, 2015 05:28
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Fallout 4 is definitely getting announced, or at least teased. Battlefront will show some footage and it will make me horny. There will be an absurd amount of gay indie poo poo on display. A level from the new Call of Duty's single player campaign will be shown but nothing of its multiplayer.
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May 6, 2015 05:29
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The only fallout 4 will be the four dicks falling out of Kojima's mouth while I curse at the low resolution stream I'm jerking to
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May 6, 2015 05:34
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E3 is still being held in LA right? Maybe LA will FINALLY have that long overdue earthquake during E3 and kill all the game developers. Then I will finally be free from lovely video games.
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May 6, 2015 05:54
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spasticColon posted:E3 is still being held in LA right? Maybe LA will FINALLY have that long overdue earthquake during E3 and kill all the game developers. Then I will finally be free from lovely video games. The indie developers would survive though, for better or worse.
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May 6, 2015 06:12
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spasticColon posted:E3 is still being held in LA right? Maybe LA will FINALLY have that long overdue earthquake during E3 and kill all the game developers. Then I will finally be free from lovely video games. Until then you are a slave to games
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May 6, 2015 06:18
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Bethesda will announce the next Fallout game, people will get annoyed / excited in equal amounts
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May 6, 2015 06:43
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Kill Or Be Slaughtered will be announced... wait, what in the heck????
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May 6, 2015 06:44
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Innerguard posted:Bethesda will announce the next Fallout game, people will get annoyed / excited in equal amounts Free to play, mobile-only, you'll spend $40 just to level up enough to beat the tutorial. That's maybe more something EA would do, I guess...
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