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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

That was inevitable.

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Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Fuuuuuuuuck

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
:siren: teej :siren:

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



:siren: Johnson :siren:

gently caress the Rangers

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




10 goals for Tyler Johnson

Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
I loving hate Tyler Johnson, but, good

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

:siren: JOHNSON :siren:

No 3-on-3. :(

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Angry Asian posted:

if everyones going to the bin might as well back it a line brawl :argh:

maybe if tampa scores the game winner with 1 sec left in the third

also :siren: tyler johnson

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Oh gently caress 2-1 score in a Rangers game poo poo's over go to bed

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Garbage, but expected.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
That there was a nice, fine shot. :golfclap:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Wait I had to go do something, how did we end up with a 4 on 3?

Angry Asian
May 24, 2006
*BOOMSHAKALAKA*
who the gently caress is this tyler johnson guy and why does he keep scoring..

and holy poo poo hes short

Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
MSG remains the quietest

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Ok can we stop calling penalties now please?

kanuck
Aug 27, 2004

I must remember to follow my own advice.

Pancakes by Mail posted:

I loving hate Tyler Johnson, but, good

S'true

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Small guy is good at hockey.

QUICK EVERYONE DRAFT MORE BIG DUDES TO HURT HIM

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
tyler johnson is listed at 5'9" on wikipedia

there's no way that's right

curiousCat
Sep 23, 2012

Does this look like the face of mercy, kupo?
TJ for a hat trick tonight?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Two goals will be insufficient tonight, Rangers.

e- Was kinda waiting for Hagelin to create a sonic boom on his way down the ice there.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Grittybeard posted:

Wait I had to go do something, how did we end up with a 4 on 3?

Airborne tripping contagion.

Grebo
Mar 29, 2012

2015-2016
2016-2017
2017-2018
2018-2019

BRUINS DEFENSE
"Ya go to da box for 2 minutes, ya know, by yourself... You feel shame... And then you get free."

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Grittybeard posted:

Wait I had to go do something, how did we end up with a 4 on 3?

All the hockey players fell down

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

ThinkTank posted:

Small guy is good at hockey.

QUICK EVERYONE DRAFT MORE BIG DUDES TO HURT HIM

the number of guys who are as talented as JOhnson in the NHL is very very small. Drafting small guys because they'll turn out like him is also a dumb draft strategy

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

ThinkTank posted:

Small guy is good at hockey.

QUICK EVERYONE DRAFT MORE BIG DUDES TO HURT HIM
i want the lightning to win because i dont even know how you could misconstrue how theyre constructed, how they draft and acquire, etc

like with boston chicago la and 07 anaheim teams took a lot of wrong lessons but i dont even see how you could do that with tampa

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

Angry Asian posted:

who the gently caress is this tyler johnson guy and why does he keep scoring..

and holy poo poo hes short

he was the best player on tampa this year

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




INSPECTAH DECK posted:

i want the lightning to win because i dont even know how you could misconstrue how theyre constructed, how they draft and acquire, etc

like with boston chicago la and 07 anaheim teams took a lot of wrong lessons but i dont even see how you could do that with tampa

that and it'll make Mike Illitch very, very angry for not keeping Stevie Y around

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
tyler johnson: giving hope to hockey midgets everywhere

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
what the gently caress

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
and a penalty coming up!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

a gong show this is

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Another penalty! Yay!

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
also the Garrison Coburn pairing is complete trash defensively

Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

lol this game

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...
Hey Bolts you wanna swap short heroes again?

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
who is gettign the power play anyways NBC doesn't want to let me know

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Levitate posted:

the number of guys who are as talented as JOhnson in the NHL is very very small. Drafting small guys because they'll turn out like him is also a dumb draft strategy

True but the other way is worse because at least small dudes can play hockey and are fun.

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

I dont even see how you could do that with tampa

Lotsa heart, big goalie, wanted it more. Draft more big defencemen.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Levitate posted:

who is gettign the power play anyways NBC doesn't want to let me know

Tampa. Brassard high stick.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Levitate posted:

who is gettign the power play anyways NBC doesn't want to let me know

tampa touched it last so

e: ^^^wait what

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Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

I didn't really see the penalty there.

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