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Brennan
Jan 18, 2005

Blackhawks looking like they are on the power play

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Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
incoming icing faceoff goal

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

steve ott shot gun a beer

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Brennan posted:

Blackhawks looking like they are on the power play

The Blues only play 19 minute periods, because they're a poo poo tier excuse for a playoff team.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
why the hell is NBCSN so obsessed with steve ott?

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Well that was a fantastic period for the Hawks but they only got one goal due to Elliot being good and some poor luck with the posts

CanOfMDAmp
Nov 15, 2006

Now remember kids, no running, no diving, and no salt on my margaritas.

Goatman Sacks posted:

The Blues only play 19 minute periods, because they're a poo poo tier excuse for a playoff team.

haven't quite figured out if you're rooting for anyone here or just being negative about everyone

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

CanOfMDAmp posted:

haven't quite figured out if you're rooting for anyone here or just being negative about everyone

I root for the Blues, but I know they're awful and are done in 5.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
Take the drat shot Rozsival. I'd rather you tried for it and losing it then hug the puck and do nothing.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
37 shots that period, 24 by the Hawks. This is roughly the last series I'd expect to see those numbers pop up in.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

i havent been watching the game but from looking at the boxscore did bouwmeister get a penalty like right after getting out of the penalty box in the first period?

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
Good period, both teams laced em up and skated in all three zones. They had a nose for the puck and a nose for the net. We got some good cruising and some good bruising and we were even lucky enough to see a hockey goal! Truly, the real winners today are the fans.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
So how many people think that Panic! At the Disco wrote "Victorious" knowing that it would be used for drat near every sporting event ever?

Lumius
Nov 24, 2004
Superior Awesome Sucks
controversial opinion but the blues should try scoring some goals.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Scob posted:

i havent been watching the game but from looking at the boxscore did bouwmeister get a penalty like right after getting out of the penalty box in the first period?

played the puck while still in the box

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Scob posted:

i havent been watching the game but from looking at the boxscore did bouwmeister get a penalty like right after getting out of the penalty box in the first period?

Techincally he didn't make it out of the box, which is why he got the penalty.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
THE ANSWER'S CANADA :mad:

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

oh i see thanks

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks

Lumius posted:

controversial opinion but the blues should try scoring some goals.

Ha ha, I disagree, my friend! I would very much like it if the St Louis Blues never scored another goal ever again!

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

bewbies posted:

why the hell is NBCSN so obsessed with steve ott?

His grit

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks

RC Cola posted:

His grit

He just plays hard, y'know? he's a gamer.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Lumius posted:

controversial opinion but the blues should try scoring some goals.

The Blues basically don't have any elite scoring talent besides Tarasenko and it's going to bite them in the rear end in the playoffs (yet again)

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

grack posted:

The Blues basically don't have any elite scoring talent besides Tarasenko and it's going to bite them in the rear end in the playoffs (yet again)

Also, an elite coaching staff that hasn't won a 2nd round game in 12 years.

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
How come there weren't any southern cities in that Kraft Hockeyville contest. I won't stand for this southern hockey erasure.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



How has Troy Brouwer been?

I hated him on Washington and I hope he shrivels in the playoffs again.

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Mind_Taker posted:

How has Troy Brouwer been?

I hated him on Washington and I hope he shrivels in the playoffs again.

When your team averages 8 goals over 6 games per playoff trip, it's hard not to look like a choker.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

Mind_Taker posted:

How has Troy Brouwer been?

I hated him on Washington and I hope he shrivels in the playoffs again.

good all year, unspectacular so far in this series

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks

Mind_Taker posted:

How has Troy Brouwer been?

I hated him on Washington and I hope he shrivels in the playoffs again.

NBC's been singing his praises which means that he's had 3 shots on goal, 0 goals, and 0 assists in 3 games so far this series.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

reach42 posted:

NBC's been singing his praises which means that he's had 3 shots on goal, 0 goals, and 0 assists in 3 games so far this series.

How many hits though?

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks

RC Cola posted:

How many hits though?

Hits indicate that you don't have the puck. The more hits you have, the worse at hockey you are. Everybody knows this. As such, Troy Brouwer is Very Bad At Hockey.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

RC Cola posted:

How many hits though?

Tons



Basically because he never has the puck, but you know, grit and truculence and heart and pugnacity and not actually being nearly as good as they guy they traded to get him.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

reach42 posted:

Hits indicate that you don't have the puck. The more hits you have, the worse at hockey you are. Everybody knows this. As such, Troy Brouwer is Very Bad At Hockey.

that's the joke

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks

WaryWarren posted:

that's the joke

Actually, the only joke here is the St Louis Blues Hockey Club

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
All Blues so far this period

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
The good news is that Ken Hitchcock is only going to be the coach of the Blues for another 2 or 3 games.

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Wow I love you Crow but that can't happen

e: Actually that was a very tricky deflection/bounce off the ice

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
gently caress

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Haha, did that get tipped?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Well that was a soft one

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


BERGIE! :siren:

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