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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
its a joke about bb having a normal modern game interface instead of the obscure and old school ui it does

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Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

elite_garbage_man posted:

i want to play ds2 with you guys

I'd be down, but I don't know how to match up with specific dudes besides being in the same soul memory range and popping down a summon sign then hoping for the best?

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

heres me n krispy puttin our boots to this sonuvabitch finally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKSZa3VImtc

lol what's your name that it is all *********.

In DS2 my name was Fart Sandwiches which showed as **** Sandwiches.

In Bloodborne I'm Butt Farts which is Butt ****. Totally better guys.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Hey my name in DS2 is butt farts

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

holocaust bloopers posted:

Hey my name in DS2 is butt farts

I learned it from you!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

heres me n krispy puttin our boots to this sonuvabitch finally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKSZa3VImtc

jfc you guys ever hear of parry and riposte?

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

jfc you guys ever hear of parry and riposte?

Dual wield power stance for life. I was i-framin before it was cool and then bloodborne makes it mandatory.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

pshh my way is more fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtT2xYZbWBs

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

jfc you guys ever hear of parry and riposte?

yea let me just sit in front of this guy waiting to press r2 when he might just blast a hot load of magic death in my face

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

jfc you guys ever hear of parry and riposte?
The best defense is a good offense.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

stunlock all day err day

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Had to have been at least 30 ish tries but I finally beat the pursuer on lost bastille.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
While all you dudes jack off over dark souls and bloodborne i'm still playing mgs peace walker. Jesus christ they packed this game full of stuff. Got the ending now just trying to get the secret ending so I can hurry the gently caress up and play ground zeroes. Can't loving wait for the phantom pain to come out :flashfap:

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Fart Sandwiches posted:

lol what's your name that it is all *********.

In DS2 my name was Fart Sandwiches which showed as **** Sandwiches.

In Bloodborne I'm Butt Farts which is Butt ****. Totally better guys.

Butthole.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

jfc you guys ever hear of parry and riposte?

yeah but iframes are way fuckin cooler

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Mike-o posted:

While all you dudes jack off over dark souls and bloodborne i'm still playing mgs peace walker. Jesus christ they packed this game full of stuff. Got the ending now just trying to get the secret ending so I can hurry the gently caress up and play ground zeroes. Can't loving wait for the phantom pain to come out :flashfap:

listen peace walker and dark soils both own

also you haven't beaten pw until you go on a date with kaz

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Still haven't played dark souls but I do have it, it's next on my list. Haven't done the date with kaz though :(. Gotta get better dudes for all my teams too.

bengy81
May 8, 2010
I started Dark Souls today, first time playing it. I tried Demon Souls once a long time ago and didn't get it. Dark Souls does seem kind of janky so far. I installed DSfix, but I don't know if I installed it correctly or not (I'm bad at computers) and the game still looks like butt cheeks.

Also, for some reason Blizz keeps sending me HOTS keys:
So if anybody is interested here are some keys.
I personally don't care if these get used or not, but if you do, and want to add me, my bnet ID is: cralthatway #1858

Anyway, here are keys:

Key 1: MXP294-XNYK-EY2YE2-YHXV-7W2NE2

Key 2: 8G42GD-G9G7-8WKNR7-84NV-FGBRYC

Key 3: BFTXM9-Y729-HFD2HH-N684-V8WGNC

Key 4: BRF2BT-8D48-9W4ZJR-T4KE-2RMD4R

Key 5: JVWRV8-R9T9-62NBTZ-MVMX-PVVJX7

Key 6: RWFY8G-2HMP-77P7HG-9WWX-ZNBKJT

Key 7: EJZJC2-V2YK-YGPT99-H2E9-ZPXKX7

and for good measure, here is one for Talisman on steam, which is an alright boardgame I play with some IRL bros, so if you want to join in my steam id is http://steamcommunity.com/id/shlongjohnson/

RREVL-TLIVM-45XX7

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
Me and KFFF were trying to meet up at Heide's tower at the first bonfire and instead I shoved the dragonrider off his platform. Unfortunately I didn't have shadowplay running, but beating a boss without taking a swing sure owned.

Also that dragon there is nasty.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

krispykremessuck posted:

Me and KFFF were trying to meet up at Heide's tower at the first bonfire and instead I shoved the dragonrider off his platform. Unfortunately I didn't have shadowplay running, but beating a boss without taking a swing sure owned.

that dude's a bitch either way

you have to hit a switch to drop parts of his platform, don't you?

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

that dude's a bitch either way

you have to hit a switch to drop parts of his platform, don't you?

I dunno I was actually trying to find the first bonfire there and totally walked by it without noticing it and ended up in his room, figured the mist door was like the ones in the forest it wasn't

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
almost blew it, but pulled of some ill poo poo anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNaCTcsnEAM

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

almost blew it, but pulled of some ill poo poo anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNaCTcsnEAM

thought that was gonna be the one where I got us both killed by the invader

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

almost blew it, but pulled of some ill poo poo anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNaCTcsnEAM

Good soundtrack.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


YOU SON OF A loving BITCH

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

krispykremessuck posted:

thought that was gonna be the one where I got us both killed by the invader

gotta edit that one together

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

This game is hard.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
In bloodborne two of the covenants are the vilebloods and executioners. If you try to coop and you are opposite covenants you are now in PVP mode. That's pretty funny.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

This game is hard.



:darksouls:

Are you still in the asylum? Take your time in there. Figure out the combat and enjoy the handful of surprise deaths. When you get to Firelink avoid going to the cemetery, you'll get stomped.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Yeah, still in the asylum. just killed the big guy in there. What is the number on the bottom right of the screen?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Yeah, still in the asylum. just killed the big guy in there. What is the number on the bottom right of the screen?

That's your soul number. Souls are used to buy stuff and level up. When you die, you leave a green bloodstain containing your souls collected at time of death. If you die again before picking it up, you don't get those souls back. It is wise to spend your souls often since you're going to die a lot.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

What is up with the ratings on messages?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
if someone rates your message it instantly heals you back to full health

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Wait, you can leave messages? I thought those were part of the narrative.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
yea you gotta find the orange soap stone and you can write em

most messages in the game are made by players but some are from developers

a player message only shows up if they are currently playing afaik

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Wait, you can leave messages? I thought those were part of the narrative.

try jumping off

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Most of the orange messages in the asylum are left by the developers as a tutorial. Most outside the asylum are from other players. If the message has a knight picture when you read it it's a dev message, if there's a picture of a hollow it's a player message.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I think I may have to start a new game. The guy in the very first area after the asylum stopped answering questions, so I tried to kill him. Now every time I respawn, he rapes me. I quit the game and re loaded and he still comes straight at me every time.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I think I may have to start a new game. The guy in the very first area after the asylum stopped answering questions, so I tried to kill him. Now every time I respawn, he rapes me. I quit the game and re loaded and he still comes straight at me every time.

lmbo

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I think I may have to start a new game. The guy in the very first area after the asylum stopped answering questions, so I tried to kill him. Now every time I respawn, he rapes me. I quit the game and re loaded and he still comes straight at me every time.

:allears:

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