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Safety Dance posted:What's the Achewood that goes something like "All teens want is to wear a dope hoodie while eating carbs"? I think the line was "wearing a dope hoodie while receiving praise" but I can't find it.
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I liked this strip but I feel like Cornelius wouldn't need an app to score.. he's got more game than any of them aside from Ray.
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May 11, 2024 03:36
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Cornelius may not understand the computer but his heart is in the right place
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May 11, 2024 04:06
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Don’t worry, Cornelius. Ray took care of it.
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chunkles posted:sexting one handed with an ouija board not a bad comeback though. teodor survived Also "Your people aren't on Tinder, they're in pine!" would slay anybody who wasn't the impervious edifice of class that is Cornelius.
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Chas McGill posted:I liked this strip but I feel like Cornelius wouldn't need an app to score.. he's got more game than any of them aside from Ray. Even Michael Jordan sometimes benefitted from a trainer and a coach.
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moot the hopple posted:Cornelius may not understand the computer but his heart is in the right place Beef describing his knowledge of internet perverts as "his grunchy side" is something I've used a couple times over the years
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May 11, 2024 04:50
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mental chat sex!
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May 11, 2024 04:57
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If you are known as "sort of a main pervert on the Internet," you've got a problem.
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May 11, 2024 05:16
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"Ray Smuckles, not of the Internet." Still one of my favorite lines.
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moot the hopple posted:Cornelius may not understand the computer but his heart is in the right place "Even with Flash" is when I lost it. drat that was a chuckle.
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Dunny posted:"Even with Flash" is when I lost it. drat that was a chuckle. It's too bad the kids these days won't have the frame of reference to get it.
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I just finished reading through the collected old stuff (thanks again, Dunny) and started the new stuff the strips are great but the Patreon UI sucks dick
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Patreon really breaks down for anything that's not like a podcast that offers an RSS feed that you can plug into your app of choice. Onstad recently did an AMA through the comments but it only let you load a few comments at a time and you had to click to read every one of his response because replies are nested. It's a shame too because the Achewood site for the older comics is very streamlined at this point with autoscrolling, searchable text, etc.
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Yeah the Patreon UI was clearly not designed for this, and frankly I'm not a big fan of the multiple pay tiers for Achewood content. I just paid for the lowest tier and apparently missed at least one good drop. But if feels dumb, it's like a form of gambling. -pays more- buzzer -no special content this month, Try again soon-
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Scags McDouglas posted:Yeah the Patreon UI was clearly not designed for this, and frankly I'm not a big fan of the multiple pay tiers for Achewood content. I just paid for the lowest tier and apparently missed at least one good drop. That's the whole purpose though? You pay less you get less. I don't know what you expected. $14 bucks a month ain't poo poo.
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It absolutely is for some people. Cmon
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Yeah 170 bones a year in perpetuity is too rich for my blood, especially given the unclear return on value. I've only heard of one good post that I missed so far.
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you’d only need to sell one bottle of dog penis medicine to afford it
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panko posted:you’d only need to sell one bottle of dog penis medicine to afford it lol
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panko posted:you’d only need to sell one bottle of dog penis medicine to afford it but what about Ricky??
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The Cal Ripken of not making rent actually does have the money to subscribe to a webcomics kickstarter as it turns out.
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Antivehicular posted:but what about Ricky?? That strip is from 16 years ago. Ricky is dead.
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Ray is one of the best fictional characters of all time
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Don’t distract me Pat. Accidents. Crashes. A family is changed forever.
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"Rad!" yelled Roland, spooning banana compote into more Bailey's-filled shooters. “RAAAAAAAD!”
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Now I'm burning with curiosity about the punchline of the mailman bj joke before it trailed off.
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The "oh neat 50 bucks" panel may be one of best moments of the whole comic. On its face it's just a little funny gag, but if you have been following the strip, it's a perfect encapsulation of Ray and his unearned and otherworldly good fortune.
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WoodrowSkillson posted:The "oh neat 50 bucks" panel may be one of best moments of the whole comic. On its face it's just a little funny gag, but if you have been following the strip, it's a perfect encapsulation of Ray and his unearned and otherworldly good fortune. that and "Look, here's the funny thing. I don't know you, yet I have hired a variety of men to create a certain sort of relationship with you. What? Oh. A death relationship." really sum up the character. Ray is an absurd collection of lust and unearned wealth but he pays attention
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Bismack Billabongo posted:"Rad!" yelled Roland, cask-strength gay
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Pattonesque posted:that and To be fair, Beef was the one paying attention to the main pervs of the day. Ray just reacted appropriately, and then had a completely trashy orgasm.
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May 21, 2024 18:57
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They had to coconut-infuse their own rum in those days
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Ultimately the taliban bartender kept his sunni disposition in spite of everything.
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Bismack Billabongo posted:Ultimately the taliban bartender kept his sunni disposition in spite of everything. 
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Bismack Billabongo posted:Ultimately the taliban bartender kept his sunni disposition in spite of everything. That joke was shiite
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WoodrowSkillson posted:The "oh neat 50 bucks" panel may be one of best moments of the whole comic. On its face it's just a little funny gag, but if you have been following the strip, it's a perfect encapsulation of Ray and his unearned and otherworldly good fortune. also that beef and teodor are covered in bumps and bruises but ray is unscathed
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Same genre as when Ray lands his skateboard with a crisp klik while Beef wipes out and exposes his nads trying to do the same trick.
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Nah his junk flops out on the skateboard when he's just rattling down the stairs. You're probably thinking of when he lands on the crossbar of his crusty old bike and his bozack swells up like a little angry plum. "Hey BEEF! You landed on your NUTS again! How come?"
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Looking down at him in his brand-new tortoiseshell Vaurnets Ray also had his Gotcha jams on (All those details were incomprehensible to me on first read as an elder millennial who didn't know designer brands of the early 80's) JethroMcB fucked around with this message at 21:06 on May 22, 2024 |
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