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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

why would anyone ever go into the ocean

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Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Ehud posted:

why would anyone ever go into the ocean

Having gotten severely sunburned and seasick after being on a charter salmon fishing boat recently, I support this question and add "Why would anyone want anything to do with the ocean besides look at it"

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Ehud posted:

why would anyone ever go into the ocean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYz6qMbWpAw

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

why would anyone ever go into the ocean

Look I know that the atlantic off the coast of florida has flesh eating bacteria or whatever but the Pacific is nice

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I've never encountered any issues with the Gulf of Mexico.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Gonz posted:

I've never encountered any issues with the Gulf of Mexico.

A gulf is a pretend ocean

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Gonz posted:

I've never encountered any issues with the Gulf of Mexico.

There was that one time there was a ton of oil in it

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Everyone in this thread sucks (me included)

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Everyone in this thread sucks (me included)

:wow:

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

R.D. Mangles posted:

We're going to find out that one of those kids said "whatever, I don't care" and that's what caused him to snap.

And then most of us are going to understand that's no reason to assault somebody, and the same people who are pretending it's acceptable already will be the only ones who care.



My biggest questions about my team going int the season, in roughly descending order of concern:

1. Can the Bengals figure out their pass rush?
2. Will the linebackers either stay healthy or have enough depth?
3. Is a guy who's always hurt in Eifert and a couple rookies enough at TE?
4. Will Dennard and Kirkpatrick be able to hold up at corner?
5. Will Bodine turn the corner in pass protection?
6. Dalton I guess.

Meanwhile anyone else who's talking about the team is just DALTONDALTONDALTONDALTON. I wonder if I'm just deadened to a less than ideal QB situation or if other fans/media just on't follow the team enough to realize poor Dalton play is usually symptomatic of major weaknesses elsewhere?

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Everyone in this thread sucks (me included)

We all have our skeletons in the closet. Some posters here are even Steelers fans, if you can believe that!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Eifert Posting posted:

Meanwhile anyone else who's talking about the team is just DALTONDALTONDALTONDALTON.

We need to fire Dalton into the sun and get a new QB.

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
Soon, it's gonna be AJ McCarron's time to shine.in preseason.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Y'all have fun with that. I'll take a Dalton with a ceiling of good QB over a college QB with a ceiling of Dalton.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Nibbler posted:

N/V - Marshawn's legs are sexy and powerful:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxqOwch3hS8
This owns.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Eifert Posting posted:

Y'all have fun with that. I'll take a Dalton with a ceiling of good QB over a college QB with a ceiling of Dalton.

what exactly does dalton have that AJ doesn't

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

:lol:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Raku posted:

what exactly does dalton have that AJ doesn't

The starting job

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Raku posted:

what exactly does dalton have that AJ doesn't

$$$

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

PrinceRandom posted:

The Mississippi is loving amazing in how useful it is.

Minus their politics.

darkforce898
Sep 11, 2007

I'm at the Jacksonville Beach jazz festival and there is a surprising lack of jaguars here.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Regnevelc posted:

Minus their politics.

Rivers have politics?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Raku posted:

what exactly does dalton have that AJ doesn't

Better judgement, believe it or not.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Raku posted:

what exactly does dalton have that AJ doesn't

what exactly does AJ have that dalton doesn't

i mean other than that tattoo

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

what exactly does AJ have that dalton doesn't

i mean other than that tattoo

National Championship

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

what exactly does AJ have that dalton doesn't

i mean other than that tattoo

a soul

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Nibbler posted:

I'm going to be in Reno next week for work and I'm staying over the weekend for fun. Anyone here live there? What's the best spot for sports betting? PM me plz

N/V - Marshawn's legs are sexy and powerful:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxqOwch3hS8

pro football players going up against kids in games is funny as poo poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHDuSgR538s

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Andy Richter will never win a playoff game with the Bengals. Discuss

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
It doesn't really matter who is qb of the Bengals. It's not just Dalton that sucks in the playoffs. The entire team sucks. Until that changes the Bengals will continue to get rolled by the top tier teams.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Andy Richter will never win a playoff game with the Bengals. Discuss

He already dominated celebrity jeopardy so who cares

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Raku posted:

what exactly does dalton have that AJ doesn't

four consecutive winning seasons, 110 touchdowns, 13 game winning drives, a starting four years that most closely mirrors these players accordingto pro football reference:
Ben Roethlisberger, Joe Flacco, Fran Tarkenton*, Jim Kelly*, Jim Plunkett, Ken O'Brien, Joe Namath*, John Elway*, Matt Ryan, Jay Cutler


There isn't anyone the Bengals could have realistically gotten this year that is comparable to Dalton. Their best option would have been to draft Teddy the previous offseason, but no one would do that without using hindsight.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Jul 13, 2015

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eifert Posting posted:

four consecutive winning seasons, 110 touchdowns, 13 game winning drives, a starting four years that most closely mirrors these players accordingto pro football reference:
Ben Roethlisberger, Joe Flacco, Fran Tarkenton*, Jim Kelly*, Jim Plunkett, Ken O'Brien, Joe Namath*, John Elway*, Matt Ryan, Jay Cutler


There isn't anyone the Bengals could have realistically gotten this year that is comparable to Dalton. Their best option would have been to draft Teddy the previous offseason, but no one would do that without using hindsight.

How the gently caress can someone mirror Jay Cutler AND John Elway

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Ross Angeles posted:

How the gently caress can someone mirror Jay Cutler AND John Elway

Being a gigantic rear end in a top hat?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Ross Angeles posted:

How the gently caress can someone mirror Jay Cutler AND John Elway

Both Ben and Flacco is a lot more shocking to me. Elway was from a much less QB friendly era.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
speaking of andy dalton

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25240042/andy-dalton-booed-at-mlb-all-star-celebrity-softball-game

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Ross Angeles posted:

How the gently caress can someone mirror Jay Cutler AND John Elway

Not possible, people either think you should live in a stable and be fed oats and apples, or they don't.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Eifert Posting posted:

72k bought outright, 2br, 2ba and a two car garage. I can deal with not having beach access.

I guess I need to move to Ohio, because my poo poo house was more than twice that and I don't live anywhere near a beach.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Schefter opens up about JPP's medical charts

http://www.si.com/more-sports/2015/07/12/caitlin-jenner-espnys-espn-adam-schefter-jason-pierre-paul?page=2&devicetype=default

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



And they still spell HIPAA wrong.

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Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



that article posted:

Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act (HIPPA), a 1996 law that protects medical records?

How do you get the name right and abbreviation wrong in the same sentence?

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