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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I'd be much, much more comfortable with Tim Curry in drag in a restroom with me than, say, Mitch McConnell in a suit

edit - probably not John Waters tho

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Although this doesn't have anything to do with gay marriage (I think the thread title needs to change or the discussion needs its own thread), I had a little bit of trouble convincing my ex that the bathroom rules Florida was trying to pass were a bad thing. When I was finally able to hammer down on a FTM friend of hers, it made sense. I asked if he would look appropriate in a women's room, and she said no.


People are easy to sweep up into a hysteria over things but once you actually explain things in a way that relates to them, most come around.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off
Has anybody in these complete shithouse states actually come out and said how they plan to enforce bathroom laws? I would pay somebody for the opportunity to be a bouncer outside the restrooms at their legislature building so I could demand birth certificates from all these fine lawmakers. It's just not safe to let somebody enter the men's room unless you know what they're packing, you know?

I hope we see activists doing like the restroom version of a disputable youtube copyright claim, where they sue a business for endangering their gender purity or whatever and it becomes a big weird clusterfuck as they try to subpoena birth certificates for every person who might have used the bathroom that day. Unfortunately, we won't see that because actually it's expensive to engage our legal system; you'd have to get cooperation from the ACLU or something. It would be a wonderful circus where the court has to be shown that, although this man has very delicate and ladylike hands, his documentation indicates that he, indeed, was allowed to be in that bathroom.

See how many cases like that can hit the system before somebody realizes it was maybe a bad idea to make a civil law code about being in the bathroom while expressing ambiguous gender characteristics. Try and set one up where the plaintiff is adamant that some old lady in the third stall was Mitch McConnell in a dress. The court has to hear it, that's the point of putting the law on the books.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
Probably the same way they enforced sodomy laws. Generally as a weapon they pull out when they want to make an example/put someone in their place/feel like it.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

deadly_pudding posted:

Has anybody in these complete shithouse states actually come out and said how they plan to enforce bathroom laws? I would pay somebody for the opportunity to be a bouncer outside the restrooms at their legislature building so I could demand birth certificates from all these fine lawmakers. It's just not safe to let somebody enter the men's room unless you know what they're packing, you know?

I hope we see activists doing like the restroom version of a disputable youtube copyright claim, where they sue a business for endangering their gender purity or whatever and it becomes a big weird clusterfuck as they try to subpoena birth certificates for every person who might have used the bathroom that day. Unfortunately, we won't see that because actually it's expensive to engage our legal system; you'd have to get cooperation from the ACLU or something. It would be a wonderful circus where the court has to be shown that, although this man has very delicate and ladylike hands, his documentation indicates that he, indeed, was allowed to be in that bathroom.

See how many cases like that can hit the system before somebody realizes it was maybe a bad idea to make a civil law code about being in the bathroom while expressing ambiguous gender characteristics. Try and set one up where the plaintiff is adamant that some old lady in the third stall was Mitch McConnell in a dress. The court has to hear it, that's the point of putting the law on the books.

The proposed Kansas law let's people sue businesses for $2500 if they catch a trans person in the "wrong" restroom.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Kylra posted:

Probably the same way they enforced sodomy laws. Generally as a weapon they pull out when they want to make an example/put someone in their place/feel like it.

That is exactly how these laws will be used.

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum
Does it not bother any of the people actually involved in writing and passing these bills that there is zero reasonable means of enforcement?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

jivjov posted:

Does it not bother any of the people actually involved in writing and passing these bills that there is zero reasonable means of enforcement?

That doesn't come into play at all.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Aleph Null posted:

The proposed Kansas law let's people sue businesses for $2500 if they catch a trans person in the "wrong" restroom.

Right, and how's that going to play out? Do you get to assault that person in the women's restroom first to check what they're packing? Or does it have to come out in a court of law whether it was a trans woman in the women's room, or just a cis woman with hairy arms? How many of those cases will have to clog the system and turn out to be the latter case before they realize that maybe paying people $2500 to start a hysterical witch hunt was a bad idea?

And, of course, in the vast majority of cases, people don't pay attention to who walks into the bathroom, so

Kylra posted:

Probably the same way they enforced sodomy laws. Generally as a weapon they pull out when they want to make an example/put someone in their place/feel like it.
^^^that will happen, and this law will just be weaponized by pathetic, small-minded bigots who want to send a message to a specific person that they followed into a bathroom just so they could say that a trans person was in the bathroom with them.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

jivjov posted:

Does it not bother any of the people actually involved in writing and passing these bills that there is zero reasonable means of enforcement?

There was zero reasonable means of enforcement of sodomy laws too, it was just a tool available to gently caress with any gays you happened to come across, which was exactly how it was used in the Texas case that lead to the Lawrence decision.

In Malaysia the sodomy law seems to mainly be a way to keep the head of the political opposition in prison

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Who will be the designated gender checker at the restroom?

http://www.joemygod.com/2016/03/23/alabama-sanctity-of-marriage-champion-gov-robert-bentley-busted-making-sexy-talk-with-aide-audio/

Alabama Governor Robert Bentley has been caught making a pass at his top aide. He was one of the chief instigators in the 'Sanctity of Marriage' defense bills Alabama tried to pass.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Mar 24, 2016

Krysmphoenix
Jul 29, 2010
My favorite part of this law is that the person in the wrong bathroom doesn't even get punished at all, the school does. So I could just strut up to my old college, video tape myself entering a bathroom over and over again and have a friend sue the state for not stopping me. (I figure I'll just enter both so at least I'm illegal in one of those bathrooms and don't require manual checking.) And then donate the money back because hoooooly poo poo Kansas' schools last I heard were still unconstitutionally underfunded. Or push the lawsuit up a court or two and see if any of them realize just how utterly bullshit this law is.

EDIT: Should probably mention that I'd do this at odd hours in an odd part of the building so as to not actually disturb anyone peacefully using the bathroom with this wacky form of protest.

Krysmphoenix fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Mar 24, 2016

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

SatansOnion posted:

That's a little more in the spirit of Doctor Frank N. Furter :heysexy:
Frank was a (sweet) transvestite, not transgendered! :argh: From the planet of Transsexual in the galaxy of Transylvania HUH.

...I'll show myself out now.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Krysmphoenix posted:

My favorite part of this law is that the person in the wrong bathroom doesn't even get punished at all, the school does. So I could just strut up to my old college, video tape myself entering a bathroom over and over again and have a friend sue the state for not stopping me. (I figure I'll just enter both so at least I'm illegal in one of those bathrooms and don't require manual checking.) And then donate the money back because hoooooly poo poo Kansas' schools last I heard were still unconstitutionally underfunded. Or push the lawsuit up a court or two and see if any of them realize just how utterly bullshit this law is.
At this point someone need to make ads asking people why they are voting for republicans when said republican force post-Phalloplasty muscular female to male transgender people to enter the same bathroom as their 8 years old daughters. Use their loving bathroom myth fears against them.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
i once went into the woman's bathroom to make out with someone in middle school, which while not really my smartest moment leaves me wondering if that's still cool

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

SubponticatePoster posted:

Frank was a (sweet) transvestite, not transgendered! :argh: From the planet of Transsexual in the galaxy of Transylvania HUH.

...I'll show myself out now.

These guys view it the same way, thought. Transgenders are just transvestites who want to get a peek in the opposite genders bathroom.

That's literally how they view it.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

mandatory lesbian posted:

i once went into the woman's bathroom to make out with someone in middle school, which while not really my smartest moment leaves me wondering if that's still cool

Making out with middle school kids it not cool.

Mods?

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

SubponticatePoster posted:

From the planet of Transsexual in the galaxy of Transylvania

In the state of New Jersey!

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

mandatory lesbian posted:

i once went into the woman's bathroom to make out with someone in middle school, which while not really my smartest moment leaves me wondering if that's still cool

Wait, you mean you're not a lesbian? Ugh I feel so violated.

Mods?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

jivjov posted:

Please tell me this can get taken up to federal court and overturned...right?

Here's a copy of the NC law:
http://ncleg.net/Sessions/2015E2/Bills/House/PDF/H2v1.pdf
It has a bunch of moving parts:
1) Mandating biologically gendered bathrooms in schools
I think this will be tested under rational basis, with the added difficulty of, "but the children"
2) Mandating biologically gendered bathrooms in state facilities
Probably rational basis, again. With regard to state universities, a broad view of Title IX might be used to force some change
3) State preemption of work compensation rules (i.e., cities can't enact a higher minimum wage or better vacation time, etc)
This isn't a Romer situation for two reasons; the preemption is content neutral, and the state is not precluding any future changes, just saying that any change will have to happen at the state government level rather than at the city or county level. Preemption is a near-absolute right of the states. The way to crack this will be to wait and see if the state only seeks to enforce its preemption of local regulation against LGBT regulations. Probably not, because there has also been a push for state preemption of local wage, safety and environmental rules (this is the ALEC angle)
4) State preemption of county or city contracting special conditions
See (3), above
5) State preemption of regulation of discriminatory employment practices
See (3), above
6) You can't sue the state if you don't like this policy
Will slow things down, but won't survive.
7) State preemption of regulation of discrimination in public accommodations and declaration that designating bathrooms by biological gender is not discriminatory
Again, probably rational basis, but the inclusion of the bathroom issue might make an opening for an animus argument. (but that's a big stretch)
8) You can't sue the state if you don't like this policy
Will slow things down, but won't survive.
9) If any part of the Act is found unconstitutional, the rest of it survives.
This is standard for potentially controversial legislation, totally legal.

I think transgender issues are going to have to perk for a little longer before they get any legal traction. It's just not on enough people's radar.

Has anyone seen a good rational basis argument for bathroom accommodations?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Every business will have to hire someone to stand in front of every bathroom to make sure you have the correct genitals. Job creators!

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Teflon Don posted:

Every business will have to hire someone to stand in front of every bathroom to make sure you have the correct genitals. Job creators!
If anything it's a good time to start asking/campaigning for unisex bathrooms.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Teflon Don posted:

Every business will have to hire someone to stand in front of every bathroom to make sure you have the correct genitals. Job creators!

finally a career choice for sex offenders.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Teflon Don posted:

Every business will have to hire someone to stand in front of every bathroom to make sure you have the correct genitals. Job creators!

A starter job for prospective TSA agents.
You could pay $85 and have you junk examined at the local DMV one time and get a pre-check pass!

NuclearEagleFox!!!
Oct 7, 2011

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Meanwhile I'm certain some asshat in Lansing is getting ideas.

Good ones apparently.

tl;dr State Superintendent makes a proposal to the Board of Education to recommend to schools ways to help QUILTBAG kids. With specific focus on Trans* kids.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

NuclearEagleFox!!! posted:

Good ones apparently.

tl;dr State Superintendent makes a proposal to the Board of Education to recommend to schools ways to help QUILTBAG kids. With specific focus on Trans* kids.

lol that's going to backfire spectacularly.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
that north carolina law is possibly the most ridiculous law i've ever seen passed anywhere just for the sheer variety of incredibly lovely things is does, and the fact that it was literally rammed through the legislature in like an hour only makes it more so

Toplowtech posted:

If anything it's a good time to start asking/campaigning for unisex bathrooms.

didn't one of these proposed bills ban gender neutral bathrooms? someone who i'm friends with on facebook posts a lot about these things and i'm pretty sure that they mentioned that at some point

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

IceAgeComing posted:

didn't one of these proposed bills ban gender neutral bathrooms? someone who i'm friends with on facebook posts a lot about these things and i'm pretty sure that they mentioned that at some point

Yes several have tried that and it's ludicrous. There's all sorts of business out there that just have gender neutral bathrooms because it's way cheaper for them to only build a single-occupant bathroom or two then to build a properly compliant set of at least two different bathrooms with multiple stalls and one's handicapped etc.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Voting for that law should be considered to be probable cause to check a laptop for child porn because I'm pretty sure they just voted for dong checks in school

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Yeahhhhh good luck convincing these people about something like gender neutral bathrooms when we can't even get them to accept that people who may look like them may not have the same plumbing as you

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Hey Mikey I see you going to the bathroom but I gotta be sure this is ~biologically correct~ of you, whip it out bro. No I'm not gay I'm just super into following the law.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

I imagine more innocent children are going to be way more confused and upset when they see someone who looks and talks and is dressed like a woman walking into the little boys room and when they ask why that lady is in there the parents have to explain its because she actually has a dick.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I think the best way to fight this would be to just start reporting legislatures under the law. " The senator has not proven that he biologically a man, I believe him to be a woman".

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Looks like these lawmakers need to watch Starship Troopers

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Teflon Don posted:

Looks like these lawmakers need to watch Starship Troopers

But they would not like to know more :(

Deuce
Jun 18, 2004
Mile High Club

mandatory lesbian posted:

i once went into the woman's bathroom to make out with someone in middle school, which while not really my smartest moment leaves me wondering if that's still cool

Even dumber was admitting to making out with a middle schooler on an Internet forum I'm sending a link to the FBI
:v:

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!
Please don't think too badly of North Carolina for all this. The majority of the state voted democrat last election by something like 52%. We didn't want these bigots in power but they gerrymandered so hard they turned an electoral loss into a supermajority. If this happened in a non white people country it would be held up as evidence of a dictatorship.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Teflon Don posted:

Looks like these lawmakers need to watch Starship Troopers

Those lawmakers would be the same idiots who don't realize the movie is making fun of the source material.

Grundulum
Feb 28, 2006

galagazombie posted:

Please don't think too badly of North Carolina for all this. The majority of the state voted democrat last election by something like 52%. We didn't want these bigots in power but they gerrymandered so hard they turned an electoral loss into a supermajority. If this happened in a non white people country it would be held up as evidence of a dictatorship.

Where does this information come from? NC voted Romney over Obama 50-48 in 2012, and Tillis (R) defeated incumbent Hagan (D) in 2014.

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MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through
I think he means that in 2014, the total votes for all representatives was 52% D, but resulted in an R supermajority.

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