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i choose taylor swift because she is so positive and will be a great mom to my kids
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She looks like she'd totally just hang out and listen to Bright Eyes or The Shins or whatevs
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Nov 15, 2014 05:44
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Al Nipper posted:A fräulein fit for middle american values.  
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Nov 15, 2014 05:45
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Apthous posted:Katy Perry is actually a blonde she just dyes her hair like a whore. no way, look at the roots.
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Nov 15, 2014 05:46
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Pierat posted:i choose taylor swift because she is so positive and will be a great mom to my kids Lol Swift seems totally like the kind-of chick who'd raise her kids out of a bottle of wine or vodka, drive around in a giant SUV, and gently caress her Yoga Instructor on the weekends because she thinks having arm flab at 35 is some sort-of death sentence.
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Nov 15, 2014 05:47
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A very handsome young fellow
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mind the walrus posted:Lol Swift seems totally like the kind-of chick who'd raise her kids out of a bottle of wine or vodka, drive around in a giant SUV, and gently caress her Yoga Instructor on the weekends because she thinks having arm flab at 35 is some sort-of death sentence. With Perry you'd never know when she'd snap and revert back into her conservative Christian upbringing. You take her home with you Saturday night and the next morning you wake up and find her flushing her pills down the toilet and asking you to go to church with her
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Nov 15, 2014 05:49
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Al Nipper posted:CONVERSELY
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WhyteRyce posted:With Perry you'd never know when she'd snap and revert back into her conservative Christian upbringing. You take her home with you Saturday night and the next morning you wake up and find her flushing her pills down the toilet and asking you to go to church with her Also true.
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Nov 15, 2014 05:50
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WhyteRyce posted:With Perry you'd never know when she'd snap and revert back into her conservative Christian upbringing. You take her home with you Saturday night and the next morning you wake up and find her flushing her pills down the toilet and asking you to go to church with her A dream come true
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Nov 15, 2014 05:51
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 Reminds me of Nancy..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyAZQ45uww
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Nov 15, 2014 06:03
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Al Nipper posted:CONVERSELY  those things are huge
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Nov 15, 2014 06:18
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I wanted to change my vote to "I would Swiftly bang Taylor." but I couldn't find it.
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Nov 15, 2014 06:33
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Mustang posted:
those things are breasts
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Nov 15, 2014 06:35
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I'd pick Taylor Swift because she's got a face like an elf and I've never hosed a stick thin white girl and wanna know what it's like.
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Nov 15, 2014 06:39
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mango sentinel posted:I'd pick Taylor Swift because she's got a face like an elf and I've never hosed a stick thin white girl and wanna know what it's like. Or any girl.
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Nov 15, 2014 06:44
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drilldo squirt posted:Or any girl. drat!
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Nov 15, 2014 06:46
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drilldo squirt posted:Or any girl. 
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Nov 15, 2014 07:06
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That skrillex is a real character haha
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Nov 15, 2014 07:42
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proof or it happenedCrow_Rodeo posted:
when I say katy I really mean jc
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naem posted:That skrillex is a real character haha 
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Nov 15, 2014 07:52
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i feel like if you got katy perry in the mood, she'd beg for the dick
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Nov 15, 2014 08:52
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That Kenneth from 30 Rock is a real charmer
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Nov 15, 2014 09:03
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KP loves America and is a true patriot. 
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Nov 15, 2014 09:19
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Typical Pubbie posted:KP loves America and is a true patriot. 
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Nov 15, 2014 09:27
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Typical Pubbie posted:KP loves America and is a true patriot. flip this and make her outfit a swastika
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Nov 15, 2014 09:30
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I've hosed skeletons with more meat in their bodies than Taylor Swift.
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ZearothK posted:I've hosed skeletons with more meat in their bodies than Taylor Swift. spooky
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Nov 15, 2014 13:01
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Guancho posted:Katy Perry. THANK YOU! poo poo! I thought I was just going crazy. She looks like a little boy and it weirds me out. Katy Perry all the way.
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Nov 15, 2014 13:14
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Need some Katy Perry butt to even out all the boob: 
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Nov 15, 2014 13:28
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I go for Katy because it'd be more fun and I feel like there's less of a chance of my kid being raised by white as gently caress southernish Christians. Otoh on the inevitable breakup with Swift there would be a kooky happy breakup song called "lights off, missionary only" about me that teen and early twenties girls will love.
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Nov 15, 2014 14:02
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Typical Pubbie posted:KP loves America and is a true patriot. What's wrong with the Bellamy salute...?! 
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Nov 15, 2014 14:58
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I would nail Taylor. I would tell Katy I was going to do it. Why? 1.) it would be satisfying to fill up that wannabe-good-girl's womb with my filthy, retarded seed. 2.) Katy would find my fouling of Taylor super hot and would want to gently caress anyway. Win/win. 
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Nov 15, 2014 18:06
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ThirdPartyView posted:What's wrong with the Bellamy salute...?! RIP Bill Bellamy. 
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Nov 15, 2014 18:10
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Not sure I understand the problem. I'm capable of effectively producing an unlimited amount of 'seed' given a sufficient amount of time. Both of those nice ladies could get as much seed as they like if they were willing to share.
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Nov 15, 2014 18:15
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Nov 15, 2014 18:21
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They are both rich as gently caress so I would just auction it.
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Why is there no poll?
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