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Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Grittybeard posted:

In other running back news Shady McCoy is apparently stingy as hell:

Shady nooooo it's 20 PERcent tip

# ? Sep 8, 2014 23:24

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# ? May 26, 2024 11:01

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

I hope Rob was one of those servers who twists a chair around and sits down with you without a pad to write down your order, and then gets your order wrong

# ? Sep 8, 2014 23:24

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

What ever happened to that Kickalicious guy from Scandinavia that went through somebody's training camp last year?

# ? Sep 8, 2014 23:26

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Someone please ask Denzel Washington his opinion on Ray Rice.

Please.

# ? Sep 8, 2014 23:31

MJBuddy: Sep 22, 2008; Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.

Grittybeard posted:

I don't know if they always are but there are a couple of really high profile ones that were. The restaurant claims it's real at least.

The Brees one where he literally tipped them a ton in cash and just dashed through the tip amount was a gem.

# ? Sep 8, 2014 23:32

turbomoose: Nov 29, 2008; Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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Codependent Poster posted:

Oh man, that Mathis news sucks. Thank God they have Werner, but they need another pass rusher. Is there anyone out there?

The Cowboys have some extra guys on their practice squad

# ? Sep 8, 2014 23:34

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Grittybeard posted:

In other running back news Shady McCoy is apparently stingy as hell:

What are the chances he's lived his entire life thinking it's not a 20 percent tip but a 20 cent tip?

edit: v :golfclap:

Josh Lyman fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Sep 8, 2014

# ? Sep 8, 2014 23:43

Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

Josh Lyman posted:

What are the chances he's lived his entire life thinking it's not a 20 percent tip but a 20 cent tip?

Over/under of 20%.

# ? Sep 8, 2014 23:45

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Rasczak posted:

Shady nooooo it's 20 PERcent tip

# ? Sep 8, 2014 23:52

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Grittybeard posted:

"Welcome to PYT. My name is Rob and I'll be your serve... oh my god, you're Lesean McCoy!"

"Heh, yeah. Just gettin something to-"

"Boooooo! BOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOO!!!"

# ? Sep 9, 2014 00:00

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Shady thought the waiter was supposed to do the math

# ? Sep 9, 2014 00:01

Blackula69: Apr 1, 2007; ＤＥＨＵＭＡＮＩＺＥＹＯＵＲＳＥＬＦ＆ＦＡＣＥＴＯＢＬＡＣＵＬＡ

Grittybeard posted:

In other running back news Shady McCoy is apparently stingy as hell:

maybe it was lovely service though

# ? Sep 9, 2014 00:09

Rod Munch: Jul 17, 2001

Pron on VHS posted:

I'm also curious about Jerel Worthy. Is he really bad?

I know others have replied, but he was hurt a lot with the Packers. His 2012 rookie year he had his leg rolled up (most of 1 game), concussion (2 games), knee (3 games). He then missed almost all of last year recovering from the knee injury.

He was a situational guy and special teamer his rookie year. He was mostly seen as a sub on passing downs, and occasionally as a 3-4 DE. I think he had one good game, and the only other thing I remember is that he seemed to jump offsides a lot.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 00:11

Dvlos: Aug 26, 2003; "I came here to argue with you about a freaking television show!"

Blackula69 posted:

maybe it was lovely service though

Can the world stop making news stories out of tip receipts? Crap service should not be tipped as far as I know.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 00:23

Chris de Sperg: Aug 14, 2009

Dvlos posted:

Can the world stop making news stories out of tip receipts? Crap service should not be tipped as far as I know.

And here we go

# ? Sep 9, 2014 00:23

Blackula69: Apr 1, 2007; ＤＥＨＵＭＡＮＩＺＥＹＯＵＲＳＥＬＦ＆ＦＡＣＥＴＯＢＬＡＣＵＬＡ

pull up

# ? Sep 9, 2014 00:26

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

WHO STARTED THE TIP DISCUSSION.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 00:30

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

I just thought it was funny and have learned a valuable lesson. I apologize to everyone.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 00:33

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

what else should we talk about, San Francisco housing prices, HFCS in American bread, roundtables open y'all

# ? Sep 9, 2014 00:42

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

The whole Bay Area is a loving racket.

I pay $1550/mo for a 1 BR and that's a pretty good price for the area.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 00:44

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Spoeank posted:

The whole Bay Area is a loving racket.

I pay $1550/mo for a 1 BR and that's a pretty good price for the area.

I WAS JOKIN NO

# ? Sep 9, 2014 00:46

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

You can't joke like that. Bay Area residents will take any excuse to bitch about their cost of living.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 00:49

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

loving YES!

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000391481/article/injury-roundup-xrays-negative-on-jake-matthews

NFL.com posted:

NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport reported Monday that X-rays came up negative on the left ankle of rookie Jake Matthews. The team's first-round offensive tackle had further MRI testing Monday after suffering a sprain in the first half of Sunday's 37-34 overtime win against the New Orleans Saints.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 00:52

LEGO Genetics: Oct 8, 2013; She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs

Spoeank posted:

The whole Bay Area is a loving racket.

I pay $1550/mo for a 1 BR and that's a pretty good price for the area.

they've gone up to 2100 for a single bedroom where I live

# ? Sep 9, 2014 00:52

wraith_5_: Aug 25, 2003

I used to have a 850 sqft 1 bedroom in Dallas for $400/month it owned.

Came with 3 dead bodies in the pool in 6 months.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 01:01

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

It's the offseason already?

# ? Sep 9, 2014 01:04

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

About to head into UofP stadium. So many Chargers fans out here.

gently caress you go Bolts.

:cheers:

# ? Sep 9, 2014 01:17

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

PFF rated Josh Robinson as the top rated corner from the MIN v STL game. Though one game it is nice to see him taking a step after having an awful season last year and being in Zimmer's doghouse through out the preseason. If this works out the Vikings secondary could go from putrid to mediocre.

# ? Sep 9, 2014 01:18