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lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I kind of agree. Bragging/being a dick for no reason is almost always a sign of other insecurities. Or lack of mental maturity at least.

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

lidnsya posted:

I kind of agree. Bragging/being a dick for no reason is almost always a sign of other insecurities. Or lack of mental maturity at least.

no being a adult virgin is almost always a sign of insecurities and lack of sexual maturity but hahahahah ok ok u got me

TheNakedFantastic
Sep 22, 2006

LITERAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
It's hard to be a virgin in todays world with so many haters

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I guess both are. Some of the virgins are trying to better themselves though, whereas dicks just poo poo on other people to feel better instead of improving themselves.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

lidnsya posted:

I guess both are. Some of the virgins are trying to better themselves though, whereas dicks just poo poo on other people to feel better instead of improving themselves.

yeah but if you are keeping score the sex scoreboard says virgin: 0, non-virgin: [number of sexual partners]

basically the five seconds people are taking to "not better themselves" in order to laugh at your sexually stunted life isn't really significant and we are definitely winning in one category that almost all of you you wish you could better yourselves in.

and i don't need to poo poo on anyone to feel better. vagina makes me feel great. have sex and learn, young skywalker.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
sex haver reporting in, had some today, not having it now, oh well, ill have some more tomorrow

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

sex haver reporting in, had some today, not having it now, oh well, ill have some more tomorrow

thanks for stopping by and showing off your insecurities in this thread while non-sex havers are trying to better themselves

TheNakedFantastic
Sep 22, 2006

LITERAL WHITE SUPREMACIST

Cole posted:

yeah but if you are keeping score the sex scoreboard says virgin: 0, non-virgin: [number of sexual partners]

basically the five seconds people are taking to "not better themselves" in order to laugh at your sexually stunted life isn't really significant and we are definitely winning in one category that almost all of you you wish you could better yourselves in.

and i don't need to poo poo on anyone to feel better. vagina makes me feel great. have sex and learn, young skywalker.

Epic

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I somehow manage to both have sex and not be an rear end in a top hat. You might be winning in sex, but you are clearly a loser in some other facet of life. Like really, bragging about how much sex you have to virgins is as impressive as beating up a frail old lady. It's cowardly and definitely pathetic.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

lidnsya posted:

I somehow manage to both have sex and not be an rear end in a top hat. You might be winning in sex, but you are clearly a loser in some other facet of life. Like really, bragging about how much sex you have to virgins is as impressive as beating up a frail old lady. It's cowardly and definitely pathetic.

i am talking on the same internet forum you are in a thread for adult virgins so we are pretty square here, mate

and you are engaging in rhetoric with someone who is cowardly and pathetic

you are better than me, fellow sex haver and SA virgin thread browser

edit i never once bragged about "how much" sex i have unless my account got hacked i merely said i am better at getting tang than those who wish they could but can't but i guess you got me bro/sis/troon/w/e

Cole fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Apr 9, 2014

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
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Thank you for acknowledging that. Telling off assholes is how I deal with my own insecurities.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

lidnsya posted:

Thank you for acknowledging that. Telling off assholes is how I deal with my own insecurities.

[Tell] me how to use dating sites because I am not socially stunted and actually get out and talk to people instead of nerding out on okcupid

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3615544&userid=127421

Cole fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Apr 9, 2014

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D


Hey guys I'm not an adult virgin but I am going to make more posts than almost anyone in a thread dedicated to adult virginity

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Virgin: "I am a virgin"

lidnsya: "Keep your head up dude. One day it's bound to end up rammed up a vagina."

Number Two Stunna
Nov 8, 2009

FUCK
Making fun of people who are probably incredibly socially isolated or have severe depression and social anxiety is really cool and funny actually

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Cole posted:

Keep your head up dude.

this was a penis joke in case you're too virgin to get it

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I was trying to be helpful because I know what it's like to have anxiety problems, also most of those posts were replies to ZergFluid about his retarded sexual marketplace theory I think. MRAs are my favourite assholes to tell off.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

lidnsya posted:

I was trying to be helpful because I know what it's like to have anxiety problems, also most of those posts were replies to ZergFluid about his retarded sexual marketplace theory I think. MRAs are my favourite assholes to tell off.

ZergFluid a virgin? because his fluid is gonna zerg out of his cock when he finally gets some lmao

and why do you know what it's like to have sexual anxiety problems anyway

you do know that "just the tip" makes you a not-virgin but you're still p much a virgin right

and do any virgins really but into that whole "I can be like you in two minutes you can never be like me again" justification for not ever getting laid

Cole fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Apr 9, 2014

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I used to have terrible social anxiety which is gone now, but I still have general anxiety that I am being treated for. I like to help people by encouraging them and telling them things that have helped me.

I'm not sure if you're accusing me of being an antisocial virgin but I'm not. I have lots of great friends I go out with and am sexually active. I owe almost all of that to the people who encouraged and were kind to me.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I don't know what your last question means but I do encourage you to go back and read ZergFluid's posts because they are some great crazy.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Are you now bragging to me about the snizz you snag? Sad. Smh.

PlacidPanic
Dec 8, 2006

by Ralp

Cole posted:

yeah but if you are keeping score the sex scoreboard says virgin: 0, non-virgin: [number of sexual partners]

This right here is as sad as the saddest virgin.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
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I knew you would say something like that.
Except I have never snagged the snizz as I am a straight woman.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

lidnsya posted:

I knew you would say something like that.
Except I have never snagged the snizz as I am a straight woman.

Wow, way to brag; cis scum.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I think anxiety cancels out at least a bit of the cishet privilege. Oh I'm an orphan too. Gotta be good for a few points.

Number Two Stunna
Nov 8, 2009

FUCK

lidnsya posted:

I think anxiety cancels out at least a bit of the cishet privilege. Oh I'm an orphan too. Gotta be good for a few points.

parent scoreboard = you: 0 me: [number of parents] :smug:

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Hahaha thank you

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

PlacidPanic posted:

This right here is as sad as the saddest virgin.

But how sad is the saddest virgin because i fall on the fun side of the score board and don't know many virgins

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Cole posted:



Hey guys I'm not an adult virgin but I am going to make more posts than almost anyone in a thread dedicated to adult virginity

Hahahaha gently caress why do I post here so much :suicide:

Cole you're making yourself look like a twat, go feel sex-superior offline for a bit.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Garrand posted:

This guy literally hates his parents because when he was a teenager they wouldn't hire a prostitute to live with them in order to seduce their son.


That loving guy :psypop:


"My evil parents didn't help me get the sex I deserved when I was 14. Now I'm a broken person."

Sure, it's because you did not have sex at 14 that you are a broken person full of insecurities. gently caress these guys, seriously. gently caress them so at least they can't whine about being virgins anymore.

Gavrilo Princip
Feb 4, 2007

Garrand posted:

As amazing as the rape thread is, I would like briefly go back to that incelblogger guy.


This guy literally hates his parents because when he was a teenager they wouldn't hire a prostitute to live with them in order to seduce their son.
I'm sure this guy has had plenty of air time on this forum before, but this is the first I've heard of him.


Because apparently the sexual equivalent of a rube goldberg machine would have fixed all his issues

Ausmund
Jan 24, 2007

THUNDERDOME LOSER
How do you bring this up?

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




ArbitraryC posted:

Wait is he basically trying to justify rape by saying it's no worse than those sluts not sleeping with him in the first place? What a convenient worldview: If they want to sleep with him, he sleeps with them, if they don't want to sleep with him, he sleeps with them. Either way he gets laid.

If someone's involuntarily poor, they're also allowed to rob people who don't give them money when they ask.

Spiffo
Nov 24, 2005


whoa

Ausmund posted:

How do you bring this up?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=3609227

If you click the number of replies on the thread index it'll pull it up (doesn't work on every thread)

Spiffo fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Apr 9, 2014

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Spiffo posted:

whoa


http://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=3609227

If you click the number of replies on the thread index it'll pull it up (doesn't work on every thread)

YES, you're worse than me.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Sex now
http://youtu.be/ErOzbU7z_a0

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

lidnsya posted:

I guess both are. Some of the virgins are trying to better themselves though, whereas dicks just poo poo on other people to feel better instead of improving themselves.

Why do people assume whenever someone does something they dont like its to make themselves feel better. Like watching a comedy isn't to make me feel better about anything neither is making fun of 27 yo virgins or whatever

e: also something is really weird with the goons that eventually find a way to make every single thread ever about rape lol

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
I have not had sex today, is it non virgin privilege to say I feel a camaraderie with virgins at this moment in time?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

I'm just a memory, I can't give you any new information.


Hahaha this is the best part of the thread right here. The poster in second place who's not a part of the anatomy measuring contest who's like "Oh gently caress what am I doing with my life?"

Also incel blogger guy is batshit insane and I love reading what he writes.

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