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FireWorksWell posted:Are Tucker Max's stories considered STDH? Is water wet? Do bears poo poo in the woods?
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# ? Dec 10, 2014 19:16 |
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corn in the bible posted:I was in Montreal for a school trip in the spring, and one of the places we stopped at was a bilingual dinner and a show. One of the kids on the trip, he's about sixteen, maybe seventeen, decided to be a wise rear end. At any oppertunity during the show, he would shout "TURDS!" at the top of his lungs. I tried to quiet him down, but I gave that up after the first course. He would even shout "TURDS!" while our hosts were speaking. After dinner, on the way out, one of the waiters, not even the one at our table, ran up and shouted "TURDS!" in a French accent, then ran off. It was priceless. The only way it could have been better is if the waiter had shouted at the right kid. He shouted at another guy who had nothing to do with the shouting. Turds in a french accent
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# ? Dec 10, 2014 19:30 |
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sweeperbravo posted:Turds in a french accent Le Terds
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# ? Dec 10, 2014 19:31 |
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What the gently caress kind of teacher let's a student scream vulgarities during a play?
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# ? Dec 10, 2014 19:59 |
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A bad one.
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# ? Dec 10, 2014 20:30 |
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Reminds me of when I was a senior in high school, I went with a couple of classes to see a Broadway play and at a pretty shocking moment when the main character cursed out his sweet, ill, long-suffering wife, a couple of students burst out laughing. poo poo that unfortunately did happen and couldn't have been predicted or stopped. This was a foreign-language class and one of the students, on another trip, told an ESL waiter that he had diarrhea. With any luck that student is now a waiter at a place that gets a lot of obnoxious high school students. trickybiscuits has a new favorite as of 21:08 on Dec 10, 2014 |
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trickybiscuits posted:Reminds me of when I was a senior in high school, I went with a couple of classes to see a Broadway play and at a pretty shocking moment when the main character cursed out his sweet, ill, long-suffering wife, a couple of students burst out laughing. poo poo that unfortunately did happen and couldn't have been predicted or stopped. Kids do poo poo like that all the time. I can recall our Children's Choir recording a song for a festival, when one of the boys deliberately shouted 'blue' as 'blauw'. The recording was wrecked for everyone. During the second take, he was outside where he couldn't do that again. For years after, the choir director played the ruined piece to classes as a warning to behave. It sort of worked.
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 00:52 |
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Araenna posted:"Ok so what I just witnessed in Price Chopper on Altamont Ave was disturbing so I need to vent... Let's hear the other side of this. "I was in Price Chopper today with Jeremy. I'm still having trouble walking since the accident, and that damned medicine makes me gain weight, so I had to use one of the store's little electric carts. Jeremy's meds won't refill for another two days, so he was pretty wired when we started. I'd tell him what brand of what to get, and he'd get the wrong one, giggling the whole time while I made him go get the right one. Normally it wouldn't be so bad and I'd be playing too, but the painkillers were wearing off and I just wanted to get out of there. I get up to reach the things he can't, because I don't want him climbing the shelves like that one time in CVS. Anyway, he's grabbed the wrong box of cereal for the fifth time, and I lose it, yelling "What are you, a loving retard?" Suddenly this bitch who's been following me around the store gets in my face and starts screaming at me, calling me 'disgusting' and a 'beast' and accusing me of treating Jeremy like an animal. She screams I'm lucky she has her precious Sophia with her and how 'creatures like me shouldn't be let out of the house'. Well, that was it. I stood up and belted her right in her smug goddamned mouth. She drops like a rock, the kids start laughing, and everyone in the store claps. The manager comped my food because he said that entitled bitch comes in and picks at customers all day. Little Sophia was dancing all around because 'Mommy finally shut up.' I've never felt better about what I did."
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:20 |
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Khazar-khum posted:It sort of worked. It saddens me that you had to include a qualifier in this sentence
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:37 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Let's hear the other side of this.
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:08 |
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Zaphod42 posted:It definitely didn't happen (everybody clapped, too easy) but if it did, you'd be wrong for feeling smug anyhow. All she did was guarantee that when the poor kid gets home he's gonna get whooped really hard. Abusive parents are like that, "How dare you make me look stupid in front of all those people?" Yes to all of this
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:11 |
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Zaphod42 posted:Is water wet? I just find it sad that his books have sold so much. I went from enjoying the books as a kid to reading through them and picking apart where his stories move towards that high level of bullshit. I remember how he talked about playing basketball with Obama.
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 03:56 |
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The best thing Tucker Max ever did was introduce the world to his mentally unstable ex-girlfriend's blog. That chick could really write. I'm willing to bet a few of the stories did happen at first, and then the legend outgrew reality and he had to hastily make up a bunch of stories.
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 06:54 |
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Obvious trolling that this must be, I still imagine someone on This Is Thin Privilege falling for it:
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 09:26 |
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How would you even hide an assault rifle in a trench coat?
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 10:05 |
ibntumart posted:Obvious trolling that this must be, I still imagine someone on This Is Thin Privilege falling for it: Love the fact the story continues in the tags, making them effectively worthless. Also, would've been more believable is someone tried to recreate their favorite three stooges sketch and take a running tackle to get her through the door if she actually tried getting through and got stuck.
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 10:13 |
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I feel like this must belong here.Das Boo posted:Did you know there's a crazy-rear end meme about Peter Pan telling tumblr girls not to cut themselves?
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 16:39 |
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Testekill posted:How would you even hide an assault rifle in a trench coat? Easily! Trench coat people always get them in too big of a size, and "assault rifles" aren't as big as people think they are. It's practically the only use of them since hard-boiled private eyes aren't a thing any more. That and the fact that a guy who would do that would also go brandishing and bragging about having a CCW to a stranger is the only believable part of the story.
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 17:04 |
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Triskelli posted:Love the fact the story continues in the tags, making them effectively worthless. I like to imagine that was a hash tag that was trending for a while." Tell us your definitely not made up stories #when I got home my parents didn't believe that I had gun pulled on me and I cried! Leave the spaces in kids!"
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 19:42 |
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Thin privilege is being able to fit through a goddamn door.
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 21:07 |
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Crazy posted:This year, the party I was most excited for was Paris Hilton's DJ set at the W Hotel's Wall Lounge. I've been a massive fan of hers forever. Her lazy eye and subdued bad girl demeanor captured my heart as a teenager, and I've never been able to shake the love. I especially wanted to see her DJ because it would mark the first time I'd get to see her be more than the blonde bimbo stereotype she's marketed to be. So, so many How can somebody write so loving much about Summary: Girl went to a popular, at-capacity club wearing casual clothes, gets told to wear something nicer if she wants in. She assumes that this is because she's a lesbian and is dressed in the lesbian fashion, rather than just being too casual. Later at a party a bunch of people get rowdy and make a bunch of noise, and the place has to shut down, and they blame it on homophobia. She says herself she dressed "Dad-core" and was wearing a starry night t-shirt to the club! Also who is this huge Paris Hilton fan who has been following her forever (because...she's rich? Because she made a porno? Because she's on tv?) and thinks everybody is just really wrong about how they portray her? That first line... "So excited to see Paris Hilton's DJ set" that's the real STDH.txt right there.
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 21:28 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Thin privilege is being able to fit through a goddamn door. You joke but the people who run the TiTP tumblr genuinely believe this.
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# ? Dec 11, 2014 21:35 |
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Zaphod42 posted:So, so many Umm, has she ever been outside before? Most nightclubs have a dress code that forbids wearing casual clothing. You're supposed to wear dress clothes and shoes at a club. There are plenty of lesbians that know how to wear skirts, makeup and high heels, and plenty of straight women that can't tell the difference between eyeliner and mascara. Clothes are not a personality or an identity.
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# ? Dec 12, 2014 01:06 |
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I like when stdh is so completely foreign to me that I can believe it because I only have guesses at what is happening. I don't know what Long Island Dad-core is or why a t-shirt with a print of Starry Night is a joke but I love hearing about it.
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# ? Dec 12, 2014 02:29 |
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jodai posted:I like when stdh is so completely foreign to me that I can believe it because I only have guesses at what is happening. I don't know what Long Island Dad-core is or why a t-shirt with a print of Starry Night is a joke but I love hearing about it. This. The whole thing about starry night being a joke baffles me, tho I assume that long island dad-core is this:
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# ? Dec 12, 2014 04:14 |
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I'll just assume it's from the Doctor Who episode about Van Gogh.
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# ? Dec 12, 2014 04:58 |
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TheFallenEvincar posted:I feel like this must belong here. these poor dudes. It probably seemed like a cool job for an out-of-work actor in Florida/California and now he has to be a therapist in tights.
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# ? Dec 12, 2014 15:15 |
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jodai posted:why a t-shirt with a print of Starry Night is a joke but I love hearing about it. Going to see a star at night whilst wearing an outfit of starry night? Nobody said it was a good joke
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# ? Dec 12, 2014 16:31 |
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The door man seems dumb. It seems like a dumb career move to be an rear end in a top hat to someone who is possibly working in the media but that's assuming any of it ever happened.
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# ? Dec 12, 2014 16:54 |
RFC2324 posted:This. The whole thing about starry night being a joke baffles me, tho I assume that long island dad-core is this: The real joke is haha who can see the stars at night on Long Island (there is so, so much light pollution.)
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# ? Dec 12, 2014 17:35 |
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Zaphod42 posted:shower beer is better I never understood shower beers because the last thing I want to do when I'm taking a shower is to spend even more time in there. Seems like such a waste of time and water.
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# ? Dec 12, 2014 19:10 |
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peter banana posted:these poor dudes. It probably seemed like a cool job for an out-of-work actor in Florida/California and now he has to be a therapist in tights. If it makes you feel better, this poo poo didn't happen as much as the rest of the poo poo in this thread. Actual Disney employees have said they'd basically be fired on the spot for doing something like that.
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# ? Dec 12, 2014 19:31 |
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Zaphod42 posted:Is water wet? Well, the one where he visited Dutch Harbor and hung out with the guys from the Time Bandit probably isn't because there are shitloads of pictures of him and the Hillstrand brothers, but yeah--most of them probably are. Also the Miss Vermont story, because he actually did go to court to get that one into his last book. And yes, I'm admitting that I read his books. Even if the stories didn't happen, he's a pretty good writer. bringmyfishback posted:The best thing Tucker Max ever did was introduce the world to his mentally unstable ex-girlfriend's blog. That chick could really write. Which mentally unstable ex-girlfriend? Fritz Coldcockin has a new favorite as of 19:42 on Dec 12, 2014 |
# ? Dec 12, 2014 19:35 |
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Have an intentional stdh.jpg
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 02:48 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Have an intentional stdh.jpg Marry me!
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 03:38 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Have an intentional stdh.jpg I think it's meant to be a response to this one, e: entitled "A baby just handed me this on my flight. I ain't mad.": I like the one from Adolf Einstein Carl Degrasse Nye better though. CROWS EVERYWHERE has a new favorite as of 05:03 on Dec 13, 2014 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I think it's meant to be a response to this one: You don't need to give a goody bag. Just print up a note that says "If you didn't want to sit next to a screaming baby on a flight, you shouldn't have bought seats [in coach, or on a budget airline]"
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 04:49 |
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Alter Ego posted:Well, the one where he visited Dutch Harbor and hung out with the guys from the Time Bandit probably isn't because there are shitloads of pictures of him and the Hillstrand brothers, but yeah--most of them probably are. I was specifically thinking of Erin/Bunny from The Bunny Blog. Although, if those insane cartoons Miss Vermont allegedly drew are real...
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 05:19 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I think it's meant to be a response to this one, e: entitled "A baby just handed me this on my flight. I ain't mad.": Yeah definitely. Those ones have been around for a while under different forms. The parody one is apparently from r/circlejerk which seems to be kinda like r/shitredditsays in that they make fun at how dumb the rest of reddit is. I can get behind that notion. Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 10:49 on Dec 13, 2014 |
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Hey I just noticed imgur actually has a stdh tag, I'll have to look into that. A lot of terrible macros on there from the looks of it. http://imgur.com/t/things_that_didnt_happen
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# ? Dec 13, 2014 10:38 |