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Patriots won the Super Bowl?
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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

seiferguy posted:

I feel like there are other reasons not to sign Incognito besides him being a massive douche. The main one being "He's pretty bad."

Wasn't he a Pro Bowler in his most recent full season? Granted, that was 2013, but still.

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New Division
Jun 23, 2004

I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.
He was a better run blocker than a pass blocker.

Since I doubt Buffalo plans to be a pass heavy attack next year he could theoretically fit in pretty well there if he can get back into shape.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

CharlestheHammer posted:

I don't know why you get to decide when someone is punished enough or whatever.

No one does. We just have to feel things out.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Rex, Greg Roman, and a line that specializes in run blocking and sucks in pass pro. 13-10 games are actually pretty fun when you win them so maybe it'll work out.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Bills O-Line sucked loving balls in 2014. Incognito is an improvement for probably pretty goddamn cheap.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

seiferguy posted:

I feel like there are other reasons not to sign Incognito besides him being a massive douche. The main one being "He's pretty bad."

Counterpoint: How many positions can actually claim to have 32 "Good" players at them? or even 64 "Decent" if you consider backups.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Long snapper, kicker and punter. There's no shortage of guys who can do those jobs well.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

NC-17 posted:

Long snapper, kicker and punter. There's no shortage of guys who can do those jobs well.

I disagree. The difference between the best kicker and the worst this season were about 20% less FG made. The question is if that's the talent of the kicker or the emphasis an organization puts on the kicking game.

Ozu posted:

Rex, Greg Roman, and a line that specializes in run blocking and sucks in pass pro. 13-10 games are actually pretty fun when you win them so maybe it'll work out.

I hope the Bills implode like the Jets. I love the AFC east when everyone but the patriots sucks and don't want players to get hurt.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

NC-17 posted:

Long snapper, kicker and punter. There's no shortage of guys who can do those jobs well.

Ask Oakland about long snappers

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Intruder posted:

Ask Oakland about long snappers

There's exactly 32 good ones.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Volkerball posted:

There's exactly 32 good ones.

Employed at any one time at least.

pyromance
Sep 25, 2006

NC-17 posted:

Long snapper, kicker and punter. There's no shortage of guys who can do those jobs well.

We've all seen bad punters (whoever the gently caress was punting for AZ in the wild card), kickers (Billy Cundiff), and long snappers (lol Raiders). Every single one of those can lose you the game. The AZ one was really bad because they were basically getting double teamed by Ryan Lindley and their punter and giving the Panthers great field position, forever.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Intruder posted:

Ask Oakland about long snappers

We went through 5 in 2010. It sucked a lot

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

pyromance posted:

We've all seen bad punters (whoever the gently caress was punting for AZ in the wild card), kickers (Billy Cundiff), and long snappers (lol Raiders). Every single one of those can lose you the game. The AZ one was really bad because they were basically getting double teamed by Ryan Lindley and their punter and giving the Panthers great field position, forever.

I said there's no shortage of players who can do those roles respectively. But that doesn't mean every team in the NFL has found one and integrated them into their special teams.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

CharlestheHammer posted:

I don't know why you get to decide when someone is punished enough or whatever.

But you get to decide when someone isn't punished enough?

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

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I have ever played!
how bout Incognito's a jackass, everybody happy now

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Homestar Runner posted:

how bout Incognito's a jackass, everybody happy now

SJW.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

CharlestheHammer posted:

I don't know why you get to decide when someone is punished enough or whatever.

Apparently I could ask you the same question.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
This is a pretty bad football action by the Bills. Not sure if it gets them up into the top ten if Evil teams but it makes them close. We'll need to adjust the list anyway, depending on where Winston and DGB end up.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Parmesan Basil posted:

This is a pretty bad football action by the Bills. Not sure if it gets them up into the top ten if Evil teams but it makes them close. We'll need to adjust the list anyway, depending on where Winston and DGB end up.

bills gonna sign adrian peterson and rename the stadium as The Whoopin Room

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Incognito is obviously a shithead and has caused problems for former teams and the NFL, but nothing he's really done is worthy of being blackballed or indefinitely suspended over.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v11OIzaf3LI

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
If Gronk was black the media would hate on him more than TO and Ocho Cinco combined, I'm 100% sure of it.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

What if Wes Welker was black

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

NC-17 posted:

I said there's no shortage of players who can do those roles respectively. But that doesn't mean every team in the NFL has found one and integrated them into their special teams.

Yea after seeing Baltimore's longsnapper go down this year I got to see how important it was to have the chemistry between your specialists. The first few games with the new longsnapper had Justin Tucker uncharacteristically missing a few field goals due to the snapper and the holder still getting used to each other. It's still crazy how those guys make it look so routine/easy even when they aren't gelling with each other yet.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Ribsauce posted:

If Gronk was black the media would hate on him more than TO and Ocho Cinco combined, I'm 100% sure of it.
Good, I'm not the only one who believes this.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

What if Wes Welker was black

Destroying the sanctity of the proud american institution: The Kentucky Derby. No Class. No Respect.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Volkerball posted:

Destroying the sanctity of the proud american institution: The Kentucky Derby. No Class. No Respect.

Not to mention stealing 14k from the derby!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

What if Wes Welker was black

What if Gronk were made of spare ribs

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Intruder posted:

What if Gronk were made of spare ribs

Harry, I would eat him. I would eat Rob Gronkowski if he was made of spare ribs.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

bills gonna sign adrian peterson and rename the stadium as The Whoopin Room

Hah, that would be enough to get them past the Pats! Still not enough to hit the top five though.

Parlett316
Dec 6, 2002

Jon Snow is viciously stabbed by his friends in the night's watch for wanting to rescue Mance Rayder from Ramsay Bolton
Good to see that maniac Incognito back in the league. He's a 15 yard penalty waiting to happen.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Someone put this together. Last 20 years worth of SB loser's planned winning image:

Kalli fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Feb 8, 2015

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
lmao drag the square Patriots head jpg into the right corner. done

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Kalli posted:

Someone put this together. Every SB loser's planned winning image:



Wow, the Niners design is awful.

Also the Patriots "Perfect Season" and the Seahawks "Back2Back Champions" designs are pure hubris.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Man, that Raiders one is 90's as gently caress.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
The Broncos one is making me depressed

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Kalli posted:

Someone put this together. Every SB loser's planned winning image:



A while back I found a necklace my ex left behind in the bottom of my nightstand but this hurt more.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I love that the Eagles and Panthers had the same lovely idea

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

The Broncos one is making me depressed

It's so pretty :sigh:

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