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EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

# ? May 28, 2015 18:26

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# ? May 28, 2024 10:42

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

MikeBohnMMA posted:

Carlos Condit and Thiago Alves tell me they haven't been drug tested at all in the lead up to Saturday's main event in Brazil.

# ? May 28, 2015 18:28

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

kensei posted:

[url=https://twitter.com/RondaRousey/status/603802193330839552]

Jesus

# ? May 28, 2015 18:29

CRISPYBABY: Dec 15, 2007; by Reene

Speaking of Rousey, she just got a big article in Rolling Stone that's real good.

http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/features/ronda-rousey-the-worlds-most-dangerous-woman-20150528

quote:

On Correia, her upcoming challenger in UFC 190, which figures to be a rout, with Vegas bookmakers making Rousey the 1250 favorite (i.e., a $1,250 successful bet gets you only $100 in winnings): "She started talking poo poo about how I look, like, 'I'm gonna do her a favor and punch that wart off her face.' I'm like, 'A, it's a beauty mark � go ask Cindy Crawford about that.' And B, she's dumb." On Tate: "She's dumb too. She's made a whole career out of getting her rear end kicked by me."

When she gets going like this, it's almost like she can't help it, like the way her foot twitches unbidden to wake her up in the morning and beat the alarm. It's just the way she is. She has no regrets about it, either. "I don't believe too much in regretting poo poo," she says. "It's a very wasteful use of energy." In her eyes, all these things she says about the other girls, they should weep with gratitude. "This chick I'm fighting next will never know how many things I've done for her to make sure I could personally kick her rear end and people would be entertained by it. See, you let the plant grow and then you gently caress the plant up. If only they knew how much I do for them."

# ? May 28, 2015 18:32

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

quote:

She's dumb too. She's made a whole career out of getting her rear end kicked by me.

hahahaha

# ? May 28, 2015 18:34

Dangersim: Sep 4, 2011; He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Do people really think that fighers are like "I'm going to hit you hard and be aggressive because you said mean things, which otherwise I would not do in this top level pro fight with huge amounts of money on the line"?

# ? May 28, 2015 18:42

MysteryNad: Dec 5, 2003; Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard

Dangersim posted:

Do people really think that fighers are like "I'm going to hit you hard and be aggressive because you said mean things, which otherwise I would not do in this top level pro fight with huge amounts of money on the line"?

It's all backwards, when fighters are friends (Arlovski/Browne) the fights owns. When fighters hate each other (black on black crime) the fight is so boring that we're lucky to have that one gif.

# ? May 28, 2015 18:47

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

Triticum Guzzler posted:

hahahaha

Ronda owns.

# ? May 28, 2015 19:00

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

I own a Fedor shirt, it's a good shirt. Sometimes I'll wear it behind the bar and people ask if I'm Russian and I'll act really confused

# ? May 28, 2015 19:31

Shumagorath: Jun 6, 2001

Memento posted:

Did he get knocked loopy by hitting his head on the mat? That owns.

I can't remember if it was here or Sherdog where someone claimed that after the first shot Fedor "relaxed" to avoid further punches and he totally would have countered the position had it not been for the punches to the back of the head and early stoppage.
Nevermind; Duncan quoted it last page.

Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 19:48 on May 28, 2015

# ? May 28, 2015 19:40

Keven. Just. Keven: May 25, 2010; MY GOD. THE WILL... THE FIGHTING SPIRIT... JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER, TSM COMES BACK STRONGER THAN EVER.

Shumagorath posted:

I can't remember if it was here or Sherdog where someone claimed that after the first shot Fedor "relaxed" to avoid further punches and he totally would have countered the position had it not been for the punches to the back of the head and early stoppage.

That's true.

# ? May 28, 2015 19:42

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Herb dean stopped it before Fedor easily would have triangled Hendo

# ? May 28, 2015 19:44

david carmichael: Oct 28, 2011

They are filming a promo for a ufc thing at the gym and I was all excited and interested and then I saw a guy wearing a mike ricci shirt and now I'm upset at myself for having the arrogance to get excited

# ? May 28, 2015 19:52

canoshiz: Nov 6, 2005; THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

Save this for whenever Aldo/McGregor inevitably gets canceled due to injury:

# ? May 28, 2015 19:55

Foul Fowl: Sep 12, 2008; Uuuuh! Seek ye me?

who was laughing when Black Fedor effortlessly ragdolled hendo across the octagon? what could've been if not for the early stoppage against White Fedor.

# ? May 28, 2015 20:01

Shumagorath: Jun 6, 2001

canoshiz posted:

Save this for whenever Aldo/McGregor inevitably gets canceled due to injury:

Conor's legs will probably look the same regardless.

# ? May 28, 2015 20:07

CRISPYBABY: Dec 15, 2007; by Reene

Foul Fowl posted:

who was laughing when Black Fedor effortlessly ragdolled hendo across the octagon? what could've been if not for the early stoppage against White Fedor.

It's been so long since I've heard Cormier compared to Fedor that I almost forgot it was a thing for a little bit.

Now I mean, it wasn't a thing except for stupid people based on them both being chubby, but still.

# ? May 28, 2015 20:29

The Duck of Death: Nov 19, 2009

# ? May 28, 2015 20:32

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Triticum Guzzler posted:

that knockout always makes me think of the post about how it was a bad stoppage because he was clearly about to triangle hendo, it stays with me always

edit: please join me

Lmao

# ? May 28, 2015 20:47

Lloyd Boner: Oct 11, 2009; Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

So RDA is out until December. I wonder if Cowboy could possibly wait that long before getting fidgety and taking another fight.

# ? May 28, 2015 20:59

acejackson42: Mar 27, 2005; You didn't say what I think you said...

December? That's long enough for Cowboy to have changed weight classes, lose and rebuild himself into a challenger in that class. Would you wait around if you were him?

# ? May 28, 2015 21:20

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

He can probably take a week out of his "fight every week" schedule to have a fight with the champ.

# ? May 28, 2015 21:29

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Lloyd Boner posted:

So RDA is out until December. I wonder if Cowboy could possibly wait that long before getting fidgety and taking another fight.

Well, Cowboy has some serious injury he needs to recover from according to Greg Jackson so they should probably use this time to get that poo poo treated.

Or to chug as many budweisers as possible.

# ? May 28, 2015 21:33

Dangersim: Sep 4, 2011; He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Notice Arnold in the background

Edit:

Some Guy On Reddit posted:

I was sitting about four rows behind him.
When Weidman transitioned to mount, he started screaming "FAHK HEEM AHP!! FAHK HEEM AHP!!"
Dude went nuts when the fight was stopped.

Dangersim fucked around with this message at 21:42 on May 28, 2015

# ? May 28, 2015 21:39

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Lloyd Boner posted:

So RDA is out until December. I wonder if Cowboy could possibly wait that long before getting fidgety and taking another fight.

Cowboy/Khabib Interim Title Fight.

# ? May 28, 2015 21:40

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

kensei posted:

Cowboy/Khabib Interim Title Fight.

If they can threaten Weidman with having an interim title in middleweight they can certainly bring it up with such a jammed division like lightweight.

# ? May 28, 2015 21:50

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Dangersim posted:

Notice Arnold in the background

Edit:

that loving rules.

# ? May 28, 2015 21:56

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Dangersim posted:

Notice Arnold in the background

Edit:

This is good.

# ? May 28, 2015 22:07

Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

EmmyOk posted:

Takes guts to apologize publicly.

# ? May 28, 2015 22:10

Ty1990: Apr 22, 2011

loving Arnold lmao

# ? May 28, 2015 22:40

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

I know i said it was no big deal but it is cool to see someone do a real apology these days.

# ? May 28, 2015 22:57

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Lmao at the Arnold story and Arnold in general.

Bethe just went up a thousand notches in my book.

# ? May 28, 2015 23:21

Kurohashi: Sep 8, 2005; *waddle waddle*

Arnold loving MMA is something we can all love.

# ? May 28, 2015 23:29

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

The Arnold story is great. He's a major McG fan so I can't wait to see him going spastic in the crowd at 189.

# ? May 28, 2015 23:46

Dangersim: Sep 4, 2011; He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

There was a picture a while back of GSP chilling at Arnold's house watching the UFC with him.

# ? May 28, 2015 23:50

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Celebrity UFC fans is a cool thing because it led to the UFC on FOX 11 pre-fight presser being held at Shaq's house for absolutely no good reason

# ? May 28, 2015 23:54

Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

New forum name is horrible.

# ? May 29, 2015 00:04

Ty1990: Apr 22, 2011

Fozzy The Bear posted:

New forum name is horrible.

Yea what the gently caress is this

# ? May 29, 2015 00:09

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Fozzy The Bear posted:

New forum name is horrible.

I don't get it, but I still found the forum :shrug:

# ? May 29, 2015 00:10

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# ? May 28, 2024 10:42

Seltzer: Oct 11, 2012; Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

loving awful forum name.

e- Bonnar's Bunkbed was a better idea than this

# ? May 29, 2015 00:10

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