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Gassire
Dec 30, 2004

"They're people. Deeply flawed, yes, but deeply human too. And maybe that's saying the same thing."

Magic Love Hose posted:




From Hitman #49 (and #21.)

You know, it took from when this was posted to just now to realize it was a CSI joke. I still thought it was hilarious but I was thinking more Lil Jon hilarious since it looked like Tommy was screaming it.

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choobs
Mar 25, 2004
Never bring a duck to a cock fight.
Holy poo poo, thank you for pointing that out... that joke went from a little funny to freakin hilarious.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


I just read House of M: Avengers and this stood out at me.



"Go to Hell, Marc."

TripHawkins4ever
Nov 7, 2004

$599 U.S. Dollars $599 U.S. Dollars $599 U.S. Dollars

Gavok posted:

I just read House of M: Avengers and this stood out at me.



"Go to Hell, Marc."

House of M still even works as the title.

House of Max!

Mike From Nowhere
Jan 31, 2007

I guess there has to be one thing I just can't help, Lois.

Gassire posted:

You know, it took from when this was posted to just now to realize it was a CSI joke. I still thought it was hilarious but I was thinking more Lil Jon hilarious since it looked like Tommy was screaming it.

I tried one with a Gotham skyline, but Tommy's face sells the gag better. So I just tell myself that Tommy's first urge when seeing a dead body is to pretend he is David Caruso.

Mike From Nowhere
Jan 31, 2007

I guess there has to be one thing I just can't help, Lois.
More fun with Hitman.



From JLA #5, Hitman 1997 Annual, and Hitman #1,000,000.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Another instance of Ruin the Moment meets Achewood.

Sarcastro
Dec 28, 2000
Elite member of the Grammar Nazi Squad that

-X- posted:



Well, I don't care what the rest of you think; I like it.

RhymesWithTendon
Oct 12, 2000

Gavok posted:

Another instance of Ruin the Moment meets Achewood.
This is awesome, and one of my favorite Achewood strips. Keep it up!

Iggles
Nov 24, 2004

By Jove! Commoners!

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


That's awesome. I bet Detective Chimp was behind that.

CitizenKrang
Jan 2, 2005
this town needs an enema
If you listen to too much Motorhead like me, this might make sense. Otherwise, you should probably just skip it. Thumbnailed for possible Secret Invasion spoilers.

Click here for the full 637x780 image.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

CitizenKrang posted:

If you listen to too much Motorhead like me, this might make sense...
Everything Skrullier than Everyone Else

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



CitizenKrang posted:

If you listen to too much Motorhead like me, this might make sense. Otherwise, you should probably just skip it. Thumbnailed for possible Secret Invasion spoilers.

Click here for the full 637x780 image.


I just noticed a coloring error there in the fourth panel. The sides of Spider-Woman's face mask is filled in with skintone.

thexerox123
Aug 17, 2007

Magic Love Hose posted:




All I can see in my mind when I look at that last panel is :iamafag:.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



I didn't make this one, but found it funny nonetheless.



I don't think its been posted here.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


From Brave & the Bold #8.

Mike From Nowhere
Jan 31, 2007

I guess there has to be one thing I just can't help, Lois.

Gavok posted:

From Brave & the Bold #8.



Glorious. I just started getting back into Trek too.

Loser
Jan 18, 2003

Magic Love Hose posted:

Glorious. I just started getting back into Trek too.

Star Trek? He's obviously deciding which Cameron sibling is his favorite. :colbert:

Elijya
May 11, 2005

Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.

Gavok posted:

From Brave & the Bold #8.



tsk, tsk Wally. You drat well know Jean-Luc is the better man :colbert:

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Following up one nerd space gag with another.



Linked due to size.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Gavok posted:

Following up one nerd space gag with another.



Linked due to size.

Is that Vader vs. Maul? How is that even possible unless one of them travelled through time?

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006
Some people brought him back for the dead for some reason. There's another comic where he survived being cut in half and got robot legs.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Cbouncerrun posted:

Is that Vader vs. Maul? How is that even possible unless one of them travelled through time?

It took place before New Hope. There were some Sith priests who believed that Vader was unworthy to be Palpatine's apprentice, since he used to be a Jedi, so they resurrected Darth Maul.

Really, they just wanted an excuse to have a Vader vs. Maul fight shortly after Phantom Menace came out.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

I'm not going to claim a super deep knowledge of the Star Wars universe, but my reckoning is that Vader really shouldn't have the agility to be able to keep pace with Maul. Then again, he and Luke fought on close to even terms.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



SpelledBackwards posted:

I'm not going to claim a super deep knowledge of the Star Wars universe, but my reckoning is that Vader really shouldn't have the agility to be able to keep pace with Maul. Then again, he and Luke fought on close to even terms.

But Luke wasn't even a real, fully trained Jedi. Maul would eat Luke and Vader alive.

Awesome Andy
Feb 18, 2007

All the spoils of a wasted life
Vader won because he was the better swordsman and had more HATE than Maul, so he stabbed himself through the stomach to kill Maul.

Maldraedior
Jun 16, 2002

YOU ARE AN ASININE MORT
Or he's a dick like me and does that all the time with Yoshimitsu because it's hilarious when it works(never)

digibomb
Apr 16, 2003

I hate to recommend violence, alcohol, drugs or insanity to anyone... but they have always worked for me.

TheJoker138 posted:

But Luke wasn't even a real, fully trained Jedi. Maul would eat Luke and Vader alive.

Obi-Wan was still a padawan, and he cut Maul the gently caress in half.

Besides, it's loving Vader, the 800-pound gorilla of the Dark Side.

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

digibomb posted:

the 800-pound gorilla of the Dark Side.

Well, to be fair, all that metal does weigh a good deal more than flesh. :v:

The Werle
Aug 8, 2005

Fireworks for Christmas is absolutely American
Vader would murder Maul because Maul was all kung-fu, no force mastery. He was style without the substance, which is why Obi-Wan took his rear end out.

:sigh: Is anyone else nostalgic for when they still loved Star Wars, before the prequels snuffed the flames like an unwanted infant?

digibomb
Apr 16, 2003

I hate to recommend violence, alcohol, drugs or insanity to anyone... but they have always worked for me.
I've had the original trilogy playing for two days now. So, yes.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

digibomb posted:

Obi-Wan was still a padawan, and he cut Maul the gently caress in half.

He got better.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Vicissitude posted:

He got better.



Hah, I love how they EXTREMED up his head horns.

Zombiejack
Jan 16, 2006
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.

morestuff posted:

Hah, I love how they EXTREMED up his head horns.

Compensation for the loss of his dong.

Fearsome Critter
Mar 2, 2008

PURPLE DRANK
ima grip and sip

Vicissitude posted:

He got better.



It gets even better. He has a showdown with an aging Obi-Wan until Uncle Owen takes the kill shot then bitches out Ben.

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


Fearsome Critter posted:

It gets even better. He has a showdown with an aging Obi-Wan until Uncle Owen takes the kill shot then bitches out Ben.

I'm disappointed Obi-Wan didn't cut him in half lengthways that time.

Save Russian Jews
Jun 7, 2007

who the fuck is this guy anyway, i can't even see his face

Lipstick Apathy

Liberal Idiot posted:

I'm disappointed Obi-Wan didn't cut him in half lengthways that time.

But then there would be two "1 pt Maul, 3 pt Robot" things running about.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



digibomb posted:

Obi-Wan was still a padawan, and he cut Maul the gently caress in half.

Besides, it's loving Vader, the 800-pound gorilla of the Dark Side.

Maul was the only thing I liked about Episode 1. Now just let me loving pretend and enjoy it, drat it!

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Liberal Idiot posted:

I'm disappointed Obi-Wan didn't cut him in half lengthways that time.
He should have done this, then he's show up again, and he'd cut him in half again. Then make a joke about how many times you can cut someone in half.

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