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Pizza, mozzarella Pizza, mozzarella Rella, rella, rella, rella Rella, rella, rella, rella Rella, rella, rella, rella Pizza, mozzarella
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You bring the ocean, I'll bring the motion. Together we'll make a love potion. Also, I'm madly in anger with you! I'm madly in anger with you! I'm madly in anger with you! I'm madly in anger with you!
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Jul 19, 2014 18:43
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Like a flower the tune starts to bloom It's the Game O Lar Data Uno dos tres I'm feeling blessed the data switch up in the strata Prep Froth jam show you who I am I'm the super cool GOLD I feel so free with the new money take a chill pill into glee Sunday morning football on hut hut My beautiful lady walks with a strut snowcone cold air condition to the max Drop by the store to pick up the facts Losers got axed so I sit back and relax bang out some tunes for some more game tracks Frozen ice cold BLUE light in the room baby on the way chilling in my lady's WOMB Call up my bank to checky out my funds Money's in my reach I got students to teach I'm dreaming big dreams looking for bank My Masters in Heaven are the Heroes I thank
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Jul 19, 2014 18:56
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Just shoot for the stars If it feels right And aim for my heart If you feel like And take me away and make it OK I swear I'll behave You wanted control So we waited I put on a show Now I make it You say I'm a kid My ego is big I don't give a poo poo And it goes like this Take me by the tongue And I'll know you Kiss me 'til you're drunk And I'll show you All the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger I don't need to try to control you Look into my eyes and I'll own you With them moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger Maybe it's hard When you feel like you're broken and scarred Nothing feels right But when you're with me I'll make you believe That I've got the key Oh So get in the car We can ride it Wherever you want Get inside it And you want to steer But I'm shifting gears I'll take it from here (Oh! Yeah yeah!) And it goes like this (Uh) Take me by the tongue And I'll know you (Uh) Kiss me 'til you're drunk And I'll show you All the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger I don't need to try to control you (Oh, yeah) Look into my eyes and I'll own you With them moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger (Yeah yeah) I've got the moves like Jagger You wanna know how to make me smile Take control, own me just for the night And if I share my secret You're gonna have to keep it Nobody else can see this So watch and learn I won't show you twice Head to toe, oooh baby rub me right But if I share my secret You're gonna have to keep it Nobody else can see this (Ay! Ay! Ay! Aaay!) And it goes like this Take me by the tongue (Take me by the tongue) And I'll know you Kiss me 'til you're drunk And I'll show you (Yeah yeah yeah!) All the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger (Oh, yeah) I don't need to try to control you Look into my eyes and I'll own you With them moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger
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Jul 19, 2014 19:47
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This here's a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue Two young lovers with nothin' better to do Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose They headed down to, ooh, old El Paso That's where they ran into a great big hassle Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle Bobbie Sue took the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run  Billy Mack is a detective down in TexasYou know he knows just exactly what the facts is He ain't gonna let those two escape justice He makes his livin' off of the people's taxes Bobbie Sue, whoa, whoa, she slipped away Billy Joe caught up to her the very next day They got the money, hey You know they got away They headed down south and they're still running today Singin' go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run Go on take the money and run
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Jul 19, 2014 19:58
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[Kanye West - Verse 1] I got a dirty mind I got filthy ways I'm tryna bathe my ape, (ape), In your milky way (way) I'm a legend I'm irreverent I be reverend I'll be so faaaaa-ar up We don't give a fuuuh-uh-uck Welcome to the danger zone Step into the fantasy You are not invited to the other side of sanity They're callin' me an alien a big headed astronaut Maybe it's because your boy Yeezy get rear end a lot [Kanye West - Verse 2] I know a bar out in Mars Where they drivin' spaceships instead of cars Cop a prada space suit about the stars Getting stupid hah, straight up out the jars Pockets on shrek, rockets on deck Tell me what's next? Alien sex. Imma disrobe you Then Imma probe you See I've abducted you So I'll tell you what to do I tell you what to do (what to do, what to do)
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Jul 19, 2014 20:00
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Gilok posted:[Kanye West - Verse 1] Sorry but these, like all of Kanye's lyrics, are amazing.
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Jul 19, 2014 20:18
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Walkin' round the club Wit your thumb in ya mouth Put my dick in Take your thumb out
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Jul 19, 2014 20:42
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Okay, made a million, off a dinner fork, watch me switch it up Walked in, "Ill nigga alert! Ill nigga alert!" You need that work, I got that work, got bitches in my condo Just bought a shirt that cost a Mercedes-Benz car note From the A to Toronto, we let the metal go off And my dick so hard it make the metal detector go off This that sauce, this that dressing, Givenchy, nigga God bless you If having a bad bitch was a crime, I'd be arrested
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Jul 20, 2014 07:49
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Punch 'em in the dick! Punch 'em in the dick! Motherfuckers talk poo poo -- Punch 'em the dick! Yo! Look at that chump! See the way that he struts? Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts! Just pop a squat, start lettin' off the shots Like knock-knock-knock, just cold-cocked his cock! To all the cock-knockers, nut-crackers, ball breakers, Peter-beaters, keep on boxin them baby-makers With a sock to the jock, better make that a double Just a couple rounds of knuckles beneath the buckle & he'll buckle! If you're in trouble, give him some urine trouble, Hand him his balls and tell him, "Better learn to juggle!" Turn his pebbles into rubble, make him wonder what mighta been Make it so the south will never rise again! Now every man claims to be the toughest and the meanest But watch your crotch cuz soon the losers will be the wieners And the winners in all the gladiator arenas Are always the ones who go straight for the penis! Chorus I'll give your willy a welt like you aint never felt, Soon as I've knelt, I'ma pelt ya below the belt Like BANG! Bust 'em in the wang like it aint no thang Now you really can't hang! But you ain't gotta be a dude, poo poo I'll dick-punch a chick Cuz I don't discriminate when I punch em in the dick! Whether Suzy Homemaker or a floozy home-wrecker I'ma deck 'er in the pecker motherfecker! It could be yo' mama, better be no drama, You could be the Dalai Lama, I'ma still put it on ya With a right, left, right, left - you're dick-punched! Then you say, "Goddamn my poo poo's crunched!" Scrotum? Hell it drat near killed him! I don't care if you live in Bodom, man, forget about children! You ain't gotta know Kung-Fu to bust some ninja poo poo gently caress Sun Tzu, you wanna learn the art of war? Just punch em in the dick! Chorus We got a brand new dance, it's called, "Punch his rear end right in the dick." (x2) Any o' you snotty kids be talkin' poo poo, I'ma drop a fist on your naughty bits I got punches a plentiful, you bet yer rear end it'll Sting when I start swingin' on ya genitals, Cuz then it'll swell up, all outta proportion, Lookin' like an eggplant forced in through your foreskin Nevermind abortion, forget vasectomy, I got yer birth control: POW! Nut check, homey! I'll punch God in the dick, I'll punch Mary in the dick I'll punch Jesus Christ in the dick I'll punch Cheney in the dick, I'll punch Powell in his colon, I'll punch George in his bush, I'll punch Condoleeza Rice in the dick!!! Chorus Fitna punch 'em in the dick Watch me punch 'em in the dick Love to punch 'em in the dick Born to punch 'em in the dick Forever punch 'em in the dick Sucker punch 'em in the dick Fruit punch 'em in the dick Hawaiian punch 'em in the motherfuckin' DICK!
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Jul 20, 2014 08:14
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Strange we came this far with no MegaDave Hello me, meet the real me And my misfits way of life A dark black past is my Most valued possession Hindsight is always 20-20 But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy Speak of mutually assured destruction? Nice story, tell it to reader's digest! Feeling paranoid True enemy or false friend? Anxiety's attacking me and My air is getting thin I'm in trouble for the things I haven't got to yet I'm chomping at the bit and my Palms are getting wet, SWEATING BULLETS!!
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Jul 20, 2014 09:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20 Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer Do you remember, Do you remember? ...when we met..That summer?? New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span, Met you one summer and it all began You're the best girl that I ever did see, The great Larry Bird Jersey 33 When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad, Left one day and never came back Stayed all summer then went back home, Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie Used to hate school so I had to play hookie, Always been hip to the B-boY Style Known to act wild and make girls smile, Love New Edition and the Candy Girl Remind me of you because you rock my world You come from Georgia where the peaches grow They drink lemonade and speak real slow You love hip hop and rock n roll Dad took off when you were 4 years old There was a good man named Paul Revere I feel much better baby when you're near You love fun dip and cherry Coke, I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer In the summertime girls got it going on, Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like, I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks My mind takes me back there oh so quick Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese, Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees Call you up but whats the use I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you but I'm really not sure When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer In the summer girls come and summer girls go Some are worth while and some are so so, Summer girls come and summer girls go Some are worth while and some are so so, Summertime girls got it going on Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer
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Jul 20, 2014 15:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZklwTGZutc Cancer and my name is Larry, huh And I like a woman that loves everything and everybody Because I love everybody and everything And you know what, ladies, if you feel that this is you Then this is what I want you to do Ooh, yeah, take my hand Let me take you to Love Land Let me show you how sweet it could be Sharing your love with Larry, listen
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Jul 20, 2014 17:44
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I wanna gently caress you hard on the sink After that, give you something to drink Step back, can't get spunk on the mink I mean drat, what would Jeromey Romey Romey Rome think? Hey, you remember where we first met? Okay, I don't remember where we first met But hey, admitting is the first step And hey, you know ain't nobody perfect And I know, with the hoes I got the worst rep But hey, their backstroke I'm tryna perfect And hey, ayo, we made it, Thanksgiving So hey, maybe we can make it to Christmas She asked me what I wished for on my wishlist Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches? Maybe we could still make it to the church steps But first, you gon' remember how to forget After all these long-rear end verses I'm tired, you tired, Jesus wept
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Aug 5, 2014 00:54
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Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl Than to be with another man You better keep your head, little girl Or I won't know where I am You better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand little girl Catch you with another man That's the end ah little girl Well I know that I'm a wicked guy And I was born with a jealous mind And I can't spend my whole life Trying just to make you toe the line You better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand little girl Catch you with another man That's the end ah little girl Let this be a sermon I mean everything I've said Baby, I'm determined And I'd rather see you dead You better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand little girl Catch you with another man That's the end ah little girl I'd rather see you dead, little girl Than to be with another man You better keep your head, little girl Or you won't know where I am You better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand little girl Catch you with another man That's the end ah little girl Nah nah nah Nah nah nah Nah nah nah Nah nah nah (fade out) - Lennon-McCartney
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Aug 5, 2014 03:19
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Has every Rush song been mentioned yet? For Example There is unrest in the forest There is trouble with the trees For the maples want more sunlight And the oaks ignore their pleas The trouble with the maples (And they're quite convinced they're right) They say the oaks are just too lofty And they grab up all the light But the oaks can't help their feelings If they like the way they're made And they wonder why the maples Can't be happy in their shade There is trouble in the forest And the creatures all have fled As the maples scream 'Oppression!' And the oaks just shake their heads So the maples formed a union And demanded equal rights 'The oaks are just too greedy We will make them give us light' Now there's no more oak oppression For they passed a noble law And the trees are all kept equal By hatchet, axe and saw
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Aug 5, 2014 03:23
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"Her placenta falls to the floor"
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Aug 5, 2014 14:20
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Prety much every line of the class A team by Ed Sheeran. It starts off as reasonably as pity porn can with its whole "ooooh poor little crack whore lets a have a look" shtick and then the chorus kicks in. "And they say she's in the class A team" No. Nobody says that, that's not a thing people say about drug addicts. "Crumbling like pastries" "And in a pipe she flies to the motherland" Just piss all over any gravitas the song had. "The worst things in life come free to us" Just trying to be pithy. Pretty sure drug addictions aren't free. And thn to top it off he tries to be cute by changing "she" to "we" at the end to fill space/somehow use crackwhoring as a metaphor. Ugh.
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Aug 6, 2014 20:07
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HollisBrown posted:Has every Rush song been mentioned yet? But that's a hilarious song. I also like the lyrics to I Think I'm Going Bald.
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Aug 6, 2014 20:10
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stratdax posted:But that's a hilarious song. I also like the lyrics to I Think I'm Going Bald. It wasn't meant to be hilarious though, it was meant to be "SEE GUYS AYN RAND WAS RIGHT!"
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Aug 6, 2014 20:16
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Harrison Bergeron is a far better story to explain that concept anyway.
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Aug 6, 2014 21:45
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Did anyone post Bush lyrics or Wesley Willis yet? I'm honestly not sure which one is more retarded.
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Aug 6, 2014 22:33
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I did it all for the nookie C'mon The nookie C'mon So you can take that cookie And stick it up your, yeah!! Stick it up your, yeah!! Stick it up your, yeah!!
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Aug 6, 2014 22:36
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Hey god told us that we made a very big sin You don't know where to begin He says turn the other cheek but that seems kind of weak I just wanna beat up beat up the meek He says you be a better man if you'd stick with the plan But I don't think I can not with that kind of man You love to be cruel You love to be cruel I'm not a good tool Cauz you love to be cruel What now? The cross has been greased but I don't feel the heat nor the peace in the street everybody feels it So just bury it in the pit with the best of the sick ideological poo poo You love to be cruel You love to be cruel I'm not a good tool Cauz you love to be cruel You love to be cruel You love to be cruel You love to be cruel You love to be cruel
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Aug 6, 2014 22:42
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I here it likes the girls
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Aug 6, 2014 22:49
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You're my stump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3p3YX8Y9fc
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Winters getting colder, Summer gettin warmer Tidal wave comin cross the Mexican border Why buy a gallon it's cheaper by the barrel Just don't get busted singing Christmas carols [Chorus] That's us, that's right Gotta love this American ride Both ends of the o-zone burnin Funny how the world keeps turnin Look Ma, no hands I love this American Ride Gotta love this American Ride Mama gets her box off watchin desperate housewives Daddy works his rear end off payin for the good life Kids on the youtube learnin how to be cool Livin in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl [Chorus] That's us, that's right Gotta love this American ride Both ends of the o-zone burnin Funny how the world keeps turnin Look Ma, no hands I love this American Ride Gotta love this American Ride Poor little Lithamus, Americas town. She gained five pounds and lost her crown. Quick fix plastic surgical antidote. Got herself a record deal, can't even sing a note Plasma gettin bigger, Jesus gettin smaller. Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars. Customs caught a thug with an aerosol can. If the shoe don't fit, the fits gonna hit the shan. [Chorus] That's us, that's right Gotta love this American ride. Both ends of the ozone burnin. Funny how the world keeps turnin. Hot dog, Hot drat. I love this American ride. Gotta love this American ride. Oh yeah, Na na na na na na na na...
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