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hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Jouban is 33 ?? Holy poo poo

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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Team Stab posted:

that's a lot less fun than whatever garbage i said. i'm gonna pretend it was about bubblegum.

no it was pretty funny

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Lamadrid posted:

As a fellow bearded australian Richard Walsh has my full support.

edit:An honorary TAM dude?.IT gets better.

:respek:

BrianPhillips
May 10, 2006

Bubba Smith posted:

I've been a fan since TUF and I want him to do well but he's not that far removed from a too-competitive-for-comfort fight with Danny Castillo. if Tony fights a guy like Bendo or Johnson again he's gonna get beat.

I genuinely believe the worst TAM brings down everyone he loses to.

e: in fact I've never thought of him as a real TAM

Hot Body Spray
Feb 9, 2006

You wanker.
Jouban vs Rockhold for most handsome man in MMA please

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Lamadrid posted:

Jouban is 33 ?? Holy poo poo

loving male models dude what the hell

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Hot Body Spray posted:

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/571869344377933824


Seth Rollins to cash in his MITB contract in the audience

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Wow that was great

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
drat this card has owned for the most part.

PPV mma is the best mma

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Cool elbows tonight.

Roman Herbom
Aug 2, 2006
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't
Holy poo poo

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


:australia:

someusername
Jan 26, 2015
What

edit: OK, that elbow caved his loving skull in

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Jouban is a rad dude

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?
That was a great elbow by the model.

BrianPhillips
May 10, 2006
drat, that was an elbow.

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006

Le Saboteur posted:

Whitest guy in the world comin out to Gangsters Paradise. Okay.

That was some machida machida yakuza poo poo

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
That beautiful man just knocked out that bald man on his feet.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Walsh gives Big John a gentle hug out of gratitude

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Wrestling Observer posted:

Everyone's favorite WWE Champion who walked out of Raw Monday due to a contract dispute, Brock Lesnar.
Lesnar is at cageside with Dana White and Lorenzo Fertitta as the main card stared at tonight's UFC show in Los Angeles at Staples Center.

For a show that doesn't have a heavyweight fight, Lesnar being here is clearly a game being played given how things went down on Monday.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


That fucker has a transpacific flight in front of him with a splitting headache.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
I don't get it, how was that a knockout?! He was still standing and he seemed not totally knocked out.

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.

What is Harley Race doing at this fight?

someusername
Jan 26, 2015
*handshake* Sorry bout your brains, bro.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
drat, conor's sort of a big deal

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Al-Saqr posted:

I don't get it, how was that a knockout?! He was still standing and he seemed not totally knocked out.

He could not intelligently defend himself because he was knocked out.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Al-Saqr posted:

I don't get it, how was that a knockout?! He was still standing and he seemed not totally knocked out.

He was totally KO'd

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Brazilians will love to hate that Jourban.

someusername
Jan 26, 2015

Al-Saqr posted:

I don't get it, how was that a knockout?! He was still standing and he seemed not totally knocked out.

The cage was the only thing holding him up.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Mickey Rourke looks like a woman.

Al-Saqr posted:

I don't get it, how was that a knockout?! He was still standing and he seemed not totally knocked out.

He collapsed like a sack of meat dude.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?

Al-Saqr posted:

I don't get it, how was that a knockout?! He was still standing and he seemed not totally knocked out.

I don't know if you're kidding or not, but if a fighter isn't intelligently defending himself then the ref stops the fight, whether he's on the ground on on his feet.

tardsteak
Jul 26, 2007

You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
Big John saved that man's life

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


This card has owned dang.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Al-Saqr posted:

I don't get it, how was that a knockout?! He was still standing and he seemed not totally knocked out.

He was just flailing around cause his brain was having a bad time.

Ibsen
Jun 20, 2006
I am Not.

tardsteak posted:

Big John saved that man's life

Upvote

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
Yeah. I mean it was a 'quick' stoppage in that Big John was quick in their to keep him from getting murdered. Walsh was definitely out on his feet (and out on the ground for a half second)

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Sorry this is the first time I ever watch the UFC live so I'm kinda used to the stereotype of the boxing 10 count, It's interesting to see how mma treats KOs.

Holy poo poo what a parade of cauliflower ears it's mesmerizing.

Al-Saqr fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Mar 1, 2015

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
What the gently caress is that Mathessens commercial for?

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Mike Goldberg has the creepiest smile ever.

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Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Al-Saqr posted:

Sorry this is the first time I ever watch the UFC live so I'm kinda used to the stereotype of the boxing 10 count, It's interesting to see how mms treats KOs.

it's safer than boxing. And since you might be wondering: just because a fighter earns a knockdown in MMA does not award them an automatic 10-8 round. Knockdowns are a frequent occurrence in matches, but if you score a couple you probably will get a 10-8 round.

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