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algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
We're the Rays and we go UH UH BAM BAM

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Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Why oh why would you call for a hit and run. Ever.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


not a big fan of that hit and run. Especially in the heart of the line up

Elrobot
Dec 28, 2004
Press the buttons all at once, all of the time
:suicide:

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

that wasn't a hit and run, that was bautista being bautista on the basepaths

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


terrible offensive performance from the Jays. Just kept on grounding out into those shifts.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


MassaShowtime posted:

that wasn't a hit and run, that was bautista being bautista on the basepaths

I still hate it.

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Well thanks for giving that one away Blue Jays. Let's see how the Mariners are today

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
I can't tell if this is lol Marlins or Turner being really wet.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

I love MIDI sound-alikes of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly theme. Thanks, Wrigleyville sports!

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."

vegeta dentata posted:

I can't tell if this is lol Marlins or Turner being really wet.

why not both

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

Thank god Andrelton was able to erase the shame of taking a walk by getting caught stealing like a loving rear end in a top hat

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

canadianclassic posted:

Well thanks for giving that one away Blue Jays. Let's see how the Mariners are today

odorizzi was filthy

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
I get to listen to Vin Scully call a Mariners game :D

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

SOLER TIES IT UP :woop:

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
good job Jumbo

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Soler Power!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i like this soler guy and think he might have a future in professional baseball

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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He loving destroyed that pitch to dead center.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Whoa. Maybe this Cruz guy will be worth the $$$ after all. That's 3 dingers in 3 games.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Pedro Strop looks like Carlos Marmol from a distance and I don't like it

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Nelson Cruz... he's good.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the cubs may not be good this year, but they are going to mash some loving taters

Thesoro
Dec 6, 2005

YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE
if a right handed mariners acquisition actually works out i will be confused and delighted

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Niwrad posted:

Pedro Strop looks like Carlos Marmol from a distance and I don't like it

you just think all relief pitchers who wear their hats at dumb angles look the same

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Thesoro posted:

if a right handed mariners acquisition actually works out i will be confused and delighted

Seriously, that's like Homer Simpson in Bart's Comet "I know, I'm scared too" territory.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

R.D. Mangles posted:

the cubs may not be good this year, but they are going to mash some loving taters

also they may be good

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


DeepDickPizza posted:

also they may be good

lol

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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DeepDickPizza posted:

also they may be good

My goal for this season has always been just to be above .500.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
I'm officially on board with Nelson Cruz.

I was amused with the ump ringing up Kyle early.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Jorge Soler loving owns.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

soler is loving yoked and ripped and is the only reason to ever contemplate watching the cubs

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

My goal for this season has always been just to be above .500.

My goal is for the young guys to be good and not get catastrophically hurt.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

big fan of the guy, those massive rippling biceps holy smokes

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
LoMo :sigh:

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
How'd Lester do tonight?

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
:toot:

Good job LoMo.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Niwrad posted:

My goal is for the young guys to be good and not get catastrophically hurt.

lol

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Retail Slave posted:

How'd Lester do tonight?

Not great. Gave up a lot of solid hits.

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
LoMo TOOTBLAN :-/

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