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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Cat Face Joe posted:

hoping that the next census will be short one married couple and a handful of pugs!

excuse me but a group of pugs is called a 'grumble'

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



triple sulk posted:

excuse me but a group of pugs is called a 'grumble'

how many pugs do you have? i assume two but I wouldn't be surprised at three

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuNRzo9REH8

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

cls: brake pedal went to the floor on the freeway, didn't die, got pulled over and waiting here for a tow truck :coal:

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







hello yes please where do i apply for the 69?

Solus M.D.
Oct 17, 2007

what did i just post?

:stonk:

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

Sagebrush posted:

cls: brake pedal went to the floor on the freeway, didn't die, got pulled over and waiting here for a tow truck :coal:

holy poo poo what were you driving

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

what a hosed up fail animal.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

thread saved

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
doing the P&L for my show last night. sold out, made a poo poo load of money ... but .. cost a poo poo load of money too :cool: :newlol: lets see if im big trouble :fuckoff: or due for an epic bonus? :confused: only time will tell :milk:

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

this kills the dog

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Shaggar posted:

what a hosed up fail animal.

srsly. dogs are the worst

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
on the plus side... my bar made a crap load of money :retrogames: and i got like half a case of b33r left over :circlefap: :drac: hmm should i save it to sell for next time?? :kiddo: or drink it :horse: :kimchi:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
ive watched the pug brocilli video hundreds of times nad i still lol every time

Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.
drink it! you earned it.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Cat Face Joe posted:

how many pugs do you have? i assume two but I wouldn't be surprised at three

what does your heart tell you

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
ive got 3 pugs and they got 4 eyes between em

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



we should have a michigoon meet

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Funhilde posted:

drink it! you earned it.

my genetic code is so fail and busted i developed an allergy to alcohol now and if i get too wasted i get hives. what the gently caress is wrong with me. my body is a wasteland. no wonder no woman wants to brred with me. jesus christ was a martyr but not even he could carry the weight of the sin of my existence.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
*hitting a pug with a rubber mallet like hungry hungry hippos and its eyes shoot out like a nerf gun dart and stick to the tv also like a nerf gun dart*

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

Smythe posted:

ive watched the pug brocilli video hundreds of times nad i still lol every time

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T41gqFO9zb0

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Funhilde posted:

drink it! you earned it.

i hear this in r. lee ermey's voice. from when he's talking about donuts

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







im the dog that is so hosed up by inbreeding that it has trouble breathing all the time

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
I hope none of the terries get froggy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Proof of man's inhumanity.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



ATTN: MALE SHOEGAZE

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Smythe posted:

my genetic code is so fail and busted i developed an allergy to alcohol now and if i get too wasted i get hives. what the gently caress is wrong with me. my body is a wasteland. no wonder no woman wants to brred with me. jesus christ was a martyr but not even he could carry the weight of the sin of my existence.

any alcohol or specific ones? some people have bad reactions to tannins in red wines, etc

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



triple sulk posted:

what does your heart tell you

no less than five and you have a little cart you push them around in

Rooney McNibnug
Sep 2, 2008

"Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."
i wish i could bring my dog to work

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



rip slack

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

bump_fn posted:

any alcohol or specific ones? some people have bad reactions to tannins in red wines, etc

my not particularly scientific testing has revealed its all alcohol. i was hoping it was just beer or something which hyappens to a lot of ppl but its also liquor. fail

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Rooney McNibnug posted:

i wish i could bring my dog to work

same

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Smythe posted:

my not particularly scientific testing has revealed its all alcohol. i was hoping it was just beer or something which hyappens to a lot of ppl but its also liquor. fail

try different kinds of alcohol, like rubbing alcohol or wood alcohol

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
it's probably just your alcoholism degenerating smythe, you should be fine if you take a couple of months off

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.



yeah rip

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

spankmeister posted:

try different kinds of alcohol, like rubbing alcohol or wood alcohol

you first bucko

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


seems ok to me

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






what happened to slack?

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Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
c butt s: still fustrated

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