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Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.


Ok rules, no posting photo-shopped guns.

No posting the same old stupid AR15 tacticlolgun pics, you know the ones with the Asian guy and the nail clippers or the AR15 on a bipod with 45 lights on it.
DO NOT POST THESE AS THESE ARE A JOKE PICTURES



Also if you do find a tacticlolgun post where you found it.

You can tell if a gun is tacticlol if most of the following conditions are met.
  1. It has more accessories/modifications on it than the base gun costs.
  2. Said accessories have questionable use.
  3. The gun looks nothing like a stock version of its former self or looks to be twice as heavy as it used to be.
  4. The firearm in question would qualify for C&R because of age or is a surplus firearm and would never logically be used by anyone who could be called tactical (SWAT, Police, Military, etc). No one is going to drop tangos with a bullpup sniper Mosnin Nagant.
  5. It is a California or Great Britain abomination with jacked pistol grips, bullet buttons or whatever surgery is needed to meet their firearm laws.
  6. It is a race gun. Sometimes the mods can be useful but most of the time Race guns are extremely tacticlol because the only people that would use a gun like that are people in competition.

The bolded portions of the above list are key when determining if something is tacticlol or not.

Update:
I made this handy little guide to help people out.


To start off with this one is from the Calgun boards (Stolen from a post in the Rice my 870 thread).

The Zombie Blaster Mossberg 500.


The Tactical 10/22


This poor bastard was a Yugo SKS


This was a .357 sig XD

Found here

UPDATE:
Here are some gems this thread has spawned.

and of course the 'bustem' emoticon


This post is appropriate to the spirit of the thread.

Uncle Caveman posted:

I wanted an AR but all I got is this AK

I wanted an AK but all I got is this SKS

I wanted a CX4 but all I got is this Hi-Point

I wanted a Hi-Point but all I got is this crushing lifetime of poor decision-making skills

Update 5/17/2012
The Ongoing Saga of Little Waddle Waddle Pew Pew

Update 5/14/2013
Dynamic Industries Linear Device Option with Stabilizing Heads-up Alignment Force Tool and Ballistic Alignment Lower Ledge System

Fat Ogre fucked around with this message at May 14, 2013 around 14:48

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mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006

cram potential



televiper
Feb 12, 2007

WE'RE ONTO YOU.

mad.radhu posted:



40 watt range?

MrTuffPaws
Feb 7, 2005



No one wants a piston that bad.

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006

cram potential


MrTuffPaws posted:

No one wants a piston that bad.

Good because it's not a piston

gg
Jul 3, 2003



Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.


I hope to God that Mosin is from Canada because I can't concieve of why someone would pay to SBR it here in the states.

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.


mad.radhu posted:



What is that on the top?

Agrocrag
Oct 22, 2004

True love at last

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

Never shoulda been let out the penitentiary


Fat Ogre posted:

What is that on the top?
old, old school laser

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.


Agrocrag posted:



I think people do this because there are so many milsurp guns laying around they feel why the hell not?

This is just so hilariously bad. It doesn't even look like the rear sight and front sight line up correctly.

ph4lcon
Apr 23, 2006

The only reason to watch...

Fat Ogre posted:


1. It has more accessories/modifications on it than the base gun costs.

The Tactical 10/22



That is for chumps.

hangedman
Dec 20, 2003

Fish out of water

That .357 Sig XD isn't tacticlol at all. It looks like it's been modified for competition.

Pitch
Jun 16, 2005

what is a man?


TenementFunster posted:

old, old school laser
Pre-

Paul MaudDib
May 2, 2006

My name is a killing word.


Are we being serious here or are gimmicks invited too?




Edit: No idea where this came from. Arfcom would be my suspect.

Edit Again: Is that a fur cheekrest?

Paul MaudDib fucked around with this message at May 29, 2008 around 21:08

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.


Paul MaudDib posted:

Are we being serious here or are gimmicks invited too?






Read the first post

Fat Ogre posted:

No posting the same old stupid AR15 tacticlol gun pics, you know the ones with the Asian guy and the nail clippers or the AR15 on a bipod with 45 lights on it.

Though I will say guns like that are what I'm looking for.

Hey Look Mall Ninja Specials!

Sage International Stocks for your M1A


and your Garand!

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.


ph4lcon posted:

That is for chumps.



They spent so much money on optics for a bullet that drops like crazy out to 100 yards.

Eating_Babies
Feb 21, 2003


Fat Ogre posted:

and your Garand!


Evil black... something

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

No good ever came from a piece of cherry pie.


Fat Ogre posted:

and your Garand!


Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Fat Ogre posted:

Sage International Stocks for your M1A

It's like a second rifle is beginning forward of the magazine... or it's giving birth to the M1A.

Thepossiblelight
Jul 2, 2007
shut up.

Capn Beeb posted:



beaten!

MrTuffPaws
Feb 7, 2005



TenementFunster posted:

old, old school laser

Holy poo poo, your right. That is some bad rear end bulk for accuracy there.

MrTuffPaws
Feb 7, 2005



Fat Ogre posted:


and your Garand!


Oh for loving hell of the lord. That thing is horrid. Sadly....I approve.....

Shnitzel
Jan 16, 2006
Mr. Pibb + Redvines = Crazy Delicious

Fat Ogre posted:


and your Garand!


WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOD

BaronW
Apr 16, 2007

Why yes, I HAVE seen uhaul.jpg

Fat Ogre posted:

and your Garand!


It looks like a SPAS.
I want one. It's non-destructive anyway.

Athelas
Jan 13, 2006

differences tend to fall by the wayside with proper lubrication

Fat Ogre posted:

and your Garand!


Non-destructive modification or not, that still makes me sick to my stomach.

ductonius
Apr 9, 2007
I heard there's a cream for that...

Fat Ogre posted:

and your Garand!


The decline of Western Civilization.

LavistaSays
Dec 25, 2005



If I had a tanker Garand and that Sage stock, I'd be making GBS threads myself with glee.

sky shark
Jun 9, 2004
WALKING ARGUMENT FOR GUN CONTROL

I masturbate to Matthew Bracken books and long to kill black people. Also I leave guns laying around for criminals to steal.

No poo poo. .30-06 is no joke, Garands are loving accurate even with stock irons, and M2 AP ammo isn't hard to come by. The Garand is not a punishing weapon to shoot either.

ph4lcon
Apr 23, 2006

The only reason to watch...

Fat Ogre posted:

They spent so much money on optics for a bullet that drops like crazy out to 100 yards.

My guess is that he had the NV and the scope lying around and put in on for a joke.

Itchy_Grundle
Feb 22, 2003



You know how some people like to dress up their pets in "cute" outfits and take pictures of them? You know how the animal always looks humiliated/angry? I'm sure these rifles feel the same way:

Fat Ogre posted:

and your Garand!


"I made it through Operation Torch and the invasion of Sicily...
...as soon as I get out of this stock I'm gonna gently caress up your thumb you bastard."

Action Jesus
Jun 18, 2002



C:\...\Gun Pics\Ugly\























The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

11B gobble bronies every day


Pimpest AK in Iraq

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

Ha ha! Pain is hilarious!


Action Jesus posted:

C:\...\Gun Pics\Ugly\


Am I the only one seeing that top gun as being bent?

Action Jesus
Jun 18, 2002



DJExile posted:

Am I the only one seeing that top gun as being bent?

I'm pretty sure it only looks that way because I'm nearly certain he sporterized that stock with a boy scout knife and a Tae Bo DVD.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005



Action Jesus posted:


It's for giraffes!

padijun
Feb 5, 2004

murderbears forever


Action Jesus posted:


jesus, the scope is longer than the sight radius

infrared35
Jan 12, 2005



DJExile posted:

Am I the only one seeing that top gun as being bent?

It's barrel distortion (lol photography pun).

Is a 40x scope on an AR tactical enough?




How about a dot sight on a muzzleloader?




How about a light and a standoff device on a pistol?




How about a counter-sniper AR pistol with a tactical light?




How about whatever the hell this thing is?




And thanks, now I want a Garand with a Sage stock.

BaronW
Apr 16, 2007

Why yes, I HAVE seen uhaul.jpg

Action Jesus posted:



Dear ATI,

I would like one of each of your fine products.

Love,

BaronW fucked around with this message at May 30, 2008 around 17:04

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mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006

cram potential


Action Jesus posted:


hahahah TF is going to be pissed you put his favorite AK in the ugly guns folder

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