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plastickiwi
Dec 19, 2001

Tickled purple
The comics forum really won't be broken in until we've had the canonical funny single panel thread.

You know what I'm talking about. I'll post a couple of the classics:



"I command you to ... WANK!"



"Robin, what have I done to you?"

A new classic, just discovered:

I just don't know what to say.

Here are a couple more, not strictly single panels but still among the funniest things ever created:




Captain America, El Madre-Padre de Liefeld.

What do you have?

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krahli
Mar 16, 2003

busy busy busy
Batman is a very busy man.

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Lollerich
Mar 25, 2004

The little doctors are back,
they want to play with you!

quote:

John Holcome came out of the closet to say:
Batman is a very busy man.
Haha, holy poo poo :holy:

FICK DICH IN DEN ARSCH DU NUTTE UND FICK DEINE MUTTER IN DEN ARSCH DU ARSCHFICKNUTTE!

Jesus H. Megaman
Jul 3, 2004

It is NEVER too early to think about scotch. THE SUPERBOWL
I'll have to scan and load the daredevil comic I have at home where his throwing stick (wtf is that thing called anyway) hits a bad guy and creates a nice FAP sound. It will pair nicely with Captain America's Wank.

Crion
Sep 30, 2004
baseball.

quote:

John Holcome came out of the closet to say:
Batman is a very busy man.

Haha. What's that from?

d[-.-]b
Aug 1, 2004

my fav champ that hero who cats a spell that make all bad guy fall down and say my dick BIG
.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

quote:

John Holcome came out of the closet to say:
Batman is a very busy man.

Holy poo poo. Robin is looking longingly into that kid's eyes, and Batman is taking the back of that other kid's head.

So wrong.

Mr Wind Up Bird
Jan 23, 2004

i'm a goddamn coward
but then again so are you

quote:

CapnAndy came out of the closet to say:
http://img109.exs.cx/img109/699/stairs.jpg
:laffo::laffo:
Oh god his face

Vaishino
Nov 14, 2003

He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds

quote:

Mr Wind Up Bird came out of the closet to say:

:laffo::laffo:
Oh god his face

I forget, who's that pushing him down the stairs?

Tavarin
May 10, 2003

I am definitely a madman with a box

quote:

Vaishino came out of the closet to say:


I forget, who's that pushing him down the stairs?

The Ultimate Mr. Sinister

SumYungGai
Aug 5, 2000

That Aquaman one makes me a little sad. It's so cheerful and innocent. In it's day it was a neat little moment that showed how Aquaman got a kid sidekick. Now a bunch of sick, cynical adults are twisting the hell out of it.

Think back to when you were a kid. Didn't you long to hold Aquaman (or other hero of your choice) tightly while riding on a long slippery tentacle. The blond hair on the nape of his neck just tantalizingly above your forehead, just beckoning you to nuzzle your face in it.

You can't tell me that I'm the only one.

hagie
Apr 6, 2004

All sensitivity has long ago atrophied
Huntress grabbing a hold of her staff (I believe in one of the Hush issues. I was actually thinking of making this into a sig w/ "Batman's Shameful Secret" on it.


Wolverine looks as if he is handed the poo. (oldie)


Deadpool kicking some kid's rear end


Last one. Resized from Punisher:

hagie fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Nov 13, 2004

Hoboscratch
Jul 16, 2002

The meanest right cross in Toronto.


The Haircrow
Sep 28, 2003

by SpokkerJones
Jesus :lol:
What's the story on this one

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Hoboscratch
Jul 16, 2002

The meanest right cross in Toronto.

quote:

The Haircrow came out of the closet to say:
Jesus :lol:
What's the story on this one
It's from the Planetary - Authority crossover.

Oh, that crazy H.P. Lovecraft.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Bizarro Supergirl enjoying electricity

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MathFreak
Feb 24, 2002
e^(i*Pi)=-1
Almost a single panel. It's pretty much the same one over and over again.



The joke in the last one is that the character is German (in case you haven't read Preacher).

:love: Imageshack

Edit: Deadpool pretending to be Peter Parker encountering Harry Osbourne

MathFreak fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Nov 13, 2004

Dr. Chris
May 11, 2004
The doctor is in.
One of many great panels from the awful, awful 1980s Marvel series "Wolfpack":

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Dr. Chris
May 11, 2004
The doctor is in.
It's so nice to know that evil members of Hydra still have a well stocked minifridge in their headquarters.

(From the Team America comic from the 80s - no relation to the recent movie)

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Fuck Man
Jul 5, 2004

Origins - Wolverine

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

quote:

hagie came out of the closet to say:

Last one. Resized from Punisher:
http://www.fuckyouanddie.com/pics/55881155.jpg

What is the story in that punisher panel?

xK1
Dec 1, 2003

I think I got this out of the Identity Crisis thread; I have no idea what comic it's from:

ToasterThief
Jun 1, 2001
Let's all just get along.

quote:

ultravoices came out of the closet to say:


What is the story in that punisher panel?

Quick summary that doesn't do it justice: The blonde guy is a hard-luck detective named Soap who is assigned to the Punisher. Instead of bringing him in, however, he ends up helping him out, and Soap spends most of his time moping in bars, trying to pick up women. Of course, the running gag is that he hooks up a lot, but never with any real women...

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

quote:

plastickiwi came out of the closet to say:
[url]http://img28.exs.cx/img28/9659/capnekkid.th.jpg[/URL]
[url]http://img28.exs.cx/img28/1839/capnekkid2.th.jpg[/URL]

Captain America, El Madre-Padre de Liefeld.

What on earth are those? Seriously, I'm getting a very strong "if it weren't for my horse" vibe from those images.

e_angst
Sep 20, 2001

by exmarx

quote:

jeebus bob came out of the closet to say:


What on earth are those? Seriously, I'm getting a very strong "if it weren't for my horse" vibe from those images.

Well, the original, clothed version is a Rob Liefeld original. The nude version was some artist on a Spanish web site who decided to try and figure out exactly what the hosed up anatomy of Cap would look like.

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Lollerich
Mar 25, 2004

The little doctors are back,
they want to play with you!

quote:

ToasterThief came out of the closet to say:
Quick summary that doesn't do it justice: The blonde guy is a hard-luck detective named Soap who is assigned to the Punisher. Instead of bringing him in, however, he ends up helping him out, and Soap spends most of his time moping in bars, trying to pick up women. Of course, the running gag is that he hooks up a lot, but never with any real women...
Except the one time he hooks up with his own mother, of course.

FICK DICH IN DEN ARSCH DU NUTTE UND FICK DEINE MUTTER IN DEN ARSCH DU ARSCHFICKNUTTE!

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.
Oh no! - It is the worstest villian of them all!

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Mr Wind Up Bird
Jan 23, 2004

i'm a goddamn coward
but then again so are you

quote:

Serak came out of the closet to say:
Oh no! - It is the worstest villian of them all!
I can only imagine the conversation that lead to that character, but I imagine Dr. Bong was involved.

d[-.-]b
Aug 1, 2004

my fav champ that hero who cats a spell that make all bad guy fall down and say my dick BIG


HAHA, get it? :q:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

quote:

plastickiwi came out of the closet to say:
[url]http://img28.exs.cx/img28/3084/robinwhat.th.jpg[/URL]

"Robin, what have I done to you?"
Wait, this was actually printed? I thought this had been some clever photoshoppery.

SynchronizedCocks
Aug 22, 2004

If a zombie has wooden flooring... does they put it down themselves, or pay someone else to do it?

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MathFreak came out of the closet to say:
Almost a single panel. It's pretty much the same one over and over again.

[url]http://img19.exs.cx/img19/9153/preacher1.th.jpg[/URL][url]http://img19.exs.cx/img19/3950/preacher2.th.jpg[/URL][url]http://img17.exs.cx/img17/7797/preacher3.th.jpg[/URL]



Needs more doom cock

I always liked this one, Cassidy looking non plussed at the fat goths flab.

DiscoJ
Jun 23, 2003

Not quite a single panel but:

FirstCongoWar
Aug 21, 2002

It feels so 80's or early 90's to be political.
Not a single panel either, but my favorite Deadpool moment:

Robot Bastard
Jul 14, 2004

by Ozma

quote:

DiscoJ came out of the closet to say:
Not quite a single panel but:

[url]http://img11.exs.cx/img11/1313/Transmetropolitan_18_p17.th.jpg[/URL]
must...resist...bannable...catch...phrase!...nnnnNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHH!

Oh, I have to contribute?

(I'd have done some KODT, but all my books are packed.)

\/\/\/ I would have tried to find "I apply a tourniquet to my neck"

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Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

quote:

Robot Bastard came out of the closet to say:

(I'd have done some KODT, but all my books are packed.)

"B.A., I've been waitin' 18 goddamn months to say this..."

"What's that, Bob?"

"I WASTE HIM WITH MY CROSSBOW!"

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

quote:

John Holcome came out of the closet to say:
Batman is a very busy man.

This image is the alpha and omega of all horrible out of context batman images. I salute you for finding it. In fact it was so good I made my signature using it as a base. :dance:

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Yancakes
Sep 5, 2004



:confused:

Pyroblaze
Oct 25, 2004

Diatom.
http://img42.exs.cx/img42/2098/exposition.jpg

Sadly, I don't remember where I got this from.

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Dominic
Jul 10, 2001

AVOID THE ZOID
oh lois

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