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My company recently bought Poser 6 because someone wanted to create a bunch of CG people for an advertisement. Since you don't have to pay 3d models and...Uh...well I have no idea why the hell they bought a seat of it. I was guessing someone just wanted to waste money. Well Im sure everyone here fondly remembers the wacky hi-jinks that ensued when a certain goon rendered Captain America in some funny situations. I beleive that was poser 4, or 5. Whatever. Poser 6 has genetalia. Female and male. I mean the goddamned program has a Morph target aptly named "ERECT"  By god, I swear this program was created so sick fucks could create unlimited sexual fetishes. Here's some examples of me fiddling (lol) with a computer generated penis: WARNING, COMPUTER GENERATED PENISES ARE NOT WORK SAFE.  http://www.amorphousmedia.net/sa_stuff/wow_justwow.jpgMy simulation of Poser in the hands of a usenet fetish group: http://www.amorphousmedia.net/sa_stuff/whoah_nellie.jpgThe new renderer is top notch though...   OH NO BABY ATTACK! Also, would anyone happen to have a link handy to the original thread containing the captain america poser pictures? Or at least the images?
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since like Poser 3 i think
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Jul 24, 2005 04:01
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oversized vagina pics please
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Jul 24, 2005 04:02
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requesting really small penises
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Jul 24, 2005 04:03
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But what about the female genitals?!  edit: semi beaten
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Jul 24, 2005 04:03
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quote:IndyPunkOne came out of the closet to say: quote:rocksicle came out of the closet to say: Requesting small penises penetrating oversized vaginas pics please.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:04
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Requesting big clit that look like small penis
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Jul 24, 2005 04:06
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Why would you play with the penises first...
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Jul 24, 2005 04:07
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quote:Bulimic Crust came out of the closet to say:
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Jul 24, 2005 04:07
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Yeah there are a ton of crappy porn sites that use this program, its really lame.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:08
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quote:rocksicle came out of the closet to say: Actually massive penises penetrating small vaginas would be funnier. Is there a circumsize button?
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Jul 24, 2005 04:08
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Just wondering if they have a pretzel kind of add-on for that thing...ouch. edit: You did not fully extract the comedy potential of the horse.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:08
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That is a spiffy haircut. I wish I had that haircut.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:08
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requesting horrifying creations.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:09
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Oh god please please PLEASE make an epic series of poser6 scenes ala Captain America.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:10
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quote:abagofcheetos came out of the closet to say:
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Jul 24, 2005 04:10
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quote:DJYar came out of the closet to say: He would have been banned if he did.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:10
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Requesting a man with an oversized penis slapping a woman in the face with it.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:10
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wait does the horse have a penis too? this is important
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Jul 24, 2005 04:12
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I hope we get new superhero poser pictures.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:12
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Just who are the people making this horrible program. "What did you do at work today, honey?" "I wrote code for rendering huge, comedic penises." "That's nice, dear."
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Jul 24, 2005 04:13
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requesting the whole captain america series
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Jul 24, 2005 04:15
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quote:Thaw came out of the closet to say: I'm betting whoever did it is probably not married.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:16
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quote:Danonino came out of the closet to say:
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Jul 24, 2005 04:17
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quote:fuckingtest came out of the closet to say: You've answered your own question there, sparky. I think I had better get me a copy.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:18
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Oh god i need poser 6.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:18
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quote:rocksicle came out of the closet to say: I don't think that's what he meant...
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quote:sp0rsk came out of the closet to say: I find the concept of making your own porn hilarious.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:20
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At last, I can finally show girls what I want to do to them without them screaming rape first.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:21
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Your boss didn't need poser to create Ads. He just wants to see "a baby with a giant vagina swallowing a horse whole while 'It' the clown looks on and masturbates".
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Jul 24, 2005 04:22
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Oh christ that first NWS pic is hilarious. I love the facial expressions.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:23
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Probably developed by these sick fucks ( of course): http://pregfur.org/gallery/view_album.php?set_albumName=Darren http://pregfur.org/gallery/view_album.php?set_albumName=Faith http://pregfur.org/gallery/view_album.php?set_albumName=album55
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Jul 24, 2005 04:25
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The erect meter made my day.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:26
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His fellas are a bit small. Can you make his nuts bigger also?
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Jul 24, 2005 04:27
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quote:BJPaskoff came out of the closet to say: Come to think of it, I did have poser 4 and I remember the models having junk back then, albeit with a limited sense of function.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:28
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Quote is not edit.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:28
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Nice sixpack.quote:Og Oggilby came out of the closet to say: That's loving disgusting.
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Jul 24, 2005 04:29
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This thread does not have near enough images of computer generated private parts of unrealistic sizes.  edit: that's the most frightening computer generated baby I've ever seen. Requesting more of him as well thx. Hobophobe fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Jul 24, 2005 |
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Jul 24, 2005 04:33
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Let's say you're making a PowerPoint presentation for an upcoming urology/gynecology conference. Part of that presentation contains illustrations of genitals. Poser saves you the trouble of modelling those genitals yourself.
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quote:RealTimePicnic came out of the closet to say: A urologist better goddamn know what a dick looks like without the help of poser or god help us all.
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