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if she starts asking for advance fees... bail. those nigerian 419 scams are getting more and more complex everyday.
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I hope you guys are sitting down. Not that I imagine anyone stands reading the Internet, but still, find a chair for this one. My roommate remembers where he saw her screenname before. In fact, he STILL HAS IT ON HIS BUDDY LIST. It was being quoted in a guy's AIM profile. Which guy? The one that we may think is the guy in the white hat above, who used to live at the Sea Ranch. Appparently this girl may have been going out with him at some point last year. THIS CONFIRMS IT IS A CURRENT FU STUDENT. As far as he knows, her name actually IS Kate Stewart. Other info: she apparently has black hair. Hmm. She is also apparently a bit of a drinker. This explains her being drunk on a Sunday and IMing The Pitbull. According to a girl that has met KSwizzle, The Pitbull "could seriously do much better." The quote she had in that guy's profile? Apparently something to do with midget porn. This would explain her off-color comments. The Pitbull is being briefed now on the situation. I would like to mention that I did foresee this as a possibility, just behind it being Jake and Franz the other day. More is coming as we discover it... And get those apology notes for Jake ready!
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Sep 26, 2005 20:41
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Whoa what a random twist. Seems a little silly on her part (assuming she's real) to send pics of another girl if she wants to "hook up" with him... She can't stay hidden forever.
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Sep 26, 2005 20:44
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ZixTheYeti posted:--> Imageshack. <--- Lots of non sa people use imageshack. That and someone saying the word wanker shouldn't really be used as clues at all.
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EmPleh posted:It better not be him getting to gently caress a hot girl, unless all the goons who contributed get to have a go. I mean, it just wouldn't be fair would it? The Pitbull is a goon. If he bleeds we bleed. If he eats some bad jerkey and feels queazy we all eat some bad jerkey and feel queasy. And, God drat It, if he fucks a hot girl we all gently caress a hot girl! However if he gets pranked and mercilessly beaten within an inch of his life, that's all him.
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Sep 26, 2005 20:47
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ReverendSasquatch posted:The Pitbull is a goon. If he bleeds we bleed. If he eats some bad jerkey and feels queazy we all eat some bad jerkey and feel queasy. And, God drat It, if he fucks a hot girl we all gently caress a hot girl! Here here my SA Brother
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Sep 26, 2005 20:52
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Is FU long distance from New Haven? If not I'd be willing to make a info probing call from my SCSU dorm line(which should show up as just a generic Southern line on caller id) and spin a tale about her inquiring about summer classes or something.
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A few more notes: Here is a pic of the man that is our savior coming through with the new information. He is the smiling one getting licked.  Second: If anyone has an idea for a good avatar for The Pitbull, do give suggestions. If no goons win the valuable prize, the least he can do is get himself an avatar. Third: The one getting licked gave me what he believes to be the girl's residence last year in the dorms. I am now trying to find an old university directory to check this info out. If correct, we could have her actual name and home information momentarily.
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Sep 26, 2005 20:59
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That man is an American hero.
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Sep 26, 2005 21:17
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32 posted:Tell internet hero to hook me up with that girl's number. 
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Sep 26, 2005 21:27
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32 posted:If anyone has an idea for a good avatar for The Pitbull, do give suggestions. If no goons win the valuable prize, the least he can do is get himself an avatar. 
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Sep 26, 2005 21:30
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MrCynical posted:Well, Sherlock, did you consider the possibility of this individual not being who she says she is? It's possible that whoever it is does have a facebook account, but isn't who she claims to be. Under normal circumstances (which is almost always the case), you have to be on a person's friends list in order to view that person's profile. If that's the case, then of course the individual would claim to not having a facebook account. You can't easily fake a facebook profile. This may or may not still be relevant given current information but, you do NOT need to be on a persons friend's list in order to view their profile, merely at the same school.
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Sep 26, 2005 21:35
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 Update coming once I contact The Pitbull and we collect ourselves. Things have escalated.
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Sep 26, 2005 21:36
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32 posted:
HOLY gently caress, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. I HAVE TO STUDY!!!!
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Sep 26, 2005 21:38
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Sweet merciful crap I can't take the suspense.
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Sep 26, 2005 21:46
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Looks like i read this thread right on time.
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Sep 26, 2005 21:46
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I can't even imagine what it could be...apparantly I've been kept out of the loop on this one. 32, come on man, you can ATLEAST respond to my im's... Guess I'll have to wait with everyone else.
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Sep 26, 2005 21:50
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Jesus Christ! What now? This thread never stops.
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Sep 26, 2005 21:51
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I need closure at this point.
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Sep 26, 2005 21:52
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This is all just mindless highschool drama... and I'm sitting on the edge of my seat... foaming at the mouth.
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Sep 26, 2005 21:52
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Nuclear blast? Well gently caress, as if I wasn't paying attention already!
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Sep 26, 2005 21:54
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Oh man, I bet she's a zombie or Batman or something.
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Sep 26, 2005 21:55
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I'm going to go with creepy ham beast.
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Sep 26, 2005 21:58
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jesus man tell me about the fuckin golf shoes! -HST (this could be turned into an interesting mystery novel)
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Sep 26, 2005 21:59
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It's his sister, she turns out to be the Usher, and uses Betz to bring in Jake because killing Jake will grant her the boon.
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Sep 26, 2005 21:59
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this is probably the most exciting thing to happen in CT in the last week except for that dog with the poofy tail
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Sep 26, 2005 22:02
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Ah, fake internet whores. I would like to use this thread to apologize to the goon I inadvertantly got with my fake myspace profile. I promise not to show anyone that video of you masturbating, dude. 
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Sep 26, 2005 22:04
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I have never been more thankful that THIS is my day off.
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Sep 26, 2005 22:04
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Where is that update, you wanker. 
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Sep 26, 2005 22:09
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There had drat well better be an update by the time I get out of class today!
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Sep 26, 2005 22:15
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Although it's largely moot at this point, I think I have the answer to the AIM Express connection. I used to do a lot of schoolwork at the Fairfield U library and it's network's relationship with AIM is quite spotty. Often, you can connect, but your buddy list won't show up, thus a lot of people use AIM Express in the library and on other locations around campus more than usual.
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Sep 26, 2005 22:18
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I just read this whole thread for the first time. I must say my timing was fortuitous. 32, out with it before I have to leave work and run errands for a couple of hours.
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Sep 26, 2005 22:24
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Motherfucker. I've got a short but important paper to write today, and I've been reading the highlights of this for about 45 minutes and now there's something else coming? Are you trying to ruin my academic career?
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Sep 26, 2005 22:44
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I should be doing payroll right now. I work for a trucking company and have about three dozen or so middle aged, illiterate, slightly retarded, behemoth truckers depend on me getting this payroll done for them to get their paychecks. Due to the fact I am crippled with blue balls and repeatedly hitting the F5 key I can't get that payroll done. Give me an update or at least something to tide me over or I'm sending all three dozen of my truckers to your house to inquire as to their pay and how you can compensate them.
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Sep 26, 2005 22:49
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I've been checking this out since the beginning. Awesome thread, probably a lot more interesting than it really should be. This is totally something I would get caught up in, given I was involved and knew people and such that are in on this, but holy hell you guys rock. I need an update
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Sep 26, 2005 22:50
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This thread has made me think about just how trusting I am of people. I could be being duped by a lot of folks and be none the wiser, I really need to pay closer attention to what is being said to me. I'll bet one of my "friends" is an android from the future.
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32 posted:When that was tried already, she said to just put the pics up on Imageshack, as we had her do already. We need a conniving way to get her number or email address. Say you want to forward her an email of some funny party pictures, and uploading each one on image shack wouldn't be worth the effort. Great thread 
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Sep 26, 2005 22:54
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Just read the thread and am in progress of kicking myself for reading it before the finale was posted.
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Sep 26, 2005 22:56
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The red sox game can wait I say. Hurry up!
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Oh god I spent all my evening at work reading this thread and now I will leave with a huge case of blue balls.
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