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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > FYAD Goldmine > hi i'm space badger
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pantsfish
May 21, 2003
NO YOUR THE BITCH BECKY

 hi my face looks like a gigantic deformed christmas ornament
# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:28
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Cannibalism
Jan 15, 2005

CHRISTMAS PUSSAY 4 U

 bloop bloop i need to surface for more air

# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:29
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Limastock
Oct 28, 2004



 holy jesus thats not really him is it?

# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:29
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Laser Soup
May 31, 2002



 my ornaments don't have combovers

# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:29
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benji
Oct 04, 2002

good does a body

 that facial expression really conveys not knowing what the gently caress

# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:29
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Rex Meteorite
Apr 19, 2003

fakepostclothing.com

 man he is fuckin blazed

THE GATES OF HELL ARE OPENED

# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:30
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YOUGAY
Sep 21, 2003



 he's gathered nuts for winter

i love sig

# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:31
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Limastock
Oct 28, 2004

Rex Meteorite posted:

man he is fuckin glazed

# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:31
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pantsfish
May 21, 2003
NO YOUR THE BITCH BECKY

 i like to describe myself as "john belushi but without the charm or sense of humor"
# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:32
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Shitti Politti
Nov 06, 2003

adsfffyoao

 The shroud of failure surrounding me lends an odd clamminess to my skin in pictures
# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:32
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pantsfish
May 21, 2003
NO YOUR THE BITCH BECKY

Princess Lollipop posted:

The shroud of failure surrounding me lends an odd clamminess to my skin in pictures


uhh it's called light bloom nub (like bloomin onions) (i eat so many of those things LOL)

# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:33
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Pungent Mammy
Jul 29, 2003

The pig is a huge fat pig.


 hello my face is made out of oatmeal
# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:34
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\x-Who/x\Cares-x/
Apr 27, 2005


 is it as hard to keep your eyes open as it looks?

# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:34
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Limastock
Oct 28, 2004



 i look terrible in this pic because i was out of breath from turning the camera on
# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:34
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pantsfish
May 21, 2003
NO YOUR THE BITCH BECKY

 that isn't stubble its the departed souls of thousands of oreos
# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:34
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Cannibalism
Jan 15, 2005

CHRISTMAS PUSSAY 4 U

 i feel sorry for people who go through life thinking one chin is enough
# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:35
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Rex Meteorite
Apr 19, 2003

fakepostclothing.com

 If you look in the dictionary under "Cherubs Disease" you will probably find this picture:

THE GATES OF HELL ARE OPENED

# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:35
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Pungent Mammy
Jul 29, 2003

The pig is a huge fat pig.


 my left eye looks smaller because my eye socket is trying to eat it
# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:35
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pantsfish
May 21, 2003
NO YOUR THE BITCH BECKY

 listen guys it's not fun to make fun of disabilities okay i'm allergic to bees and i didn't know and i swallowed a whole beehive looking for honey
# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:36
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Rex Meteorite
Apr 19, 2003

fakepostclothing.com

 My cheeks are this big because I have to gather nuts for the long winter ahead

THE GATES OF HELL ARE OPENED

# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:36
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benji
Oct 04, 2002

good does a body

 this is me before I started weight watchers



this is me after
# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:36
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Limastock
Oct 28, 2004



 the spotted acne on my forehead is a warning to others that i taste terrible
# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:38
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Rex Meteorite
Apr 19, 2003

fakepostclothing.com

 This isnt a comb over, its the massive force of gravity around my head making my hair look flat

Oh yeah that is also the reason why I cant open my eyes all the way

THE GATES OF HELL ARE OPENED

# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:38
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pantsfish
May 21, 2003
NO YOUR THE BITCH BECKY

Rex Meteorite posted:

This isnt a comb over, its the massive force of gravity around my head making my hair look flat

Oh yeah that is also the reason why I cant open my eyes all the way



that also explains the lack of light in the room, the gravitational force is so strong light bends around my massive head

# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:40
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Rex Meteorite
Apr 19, 2003

fakepostclothing.com

 My nose usually isnt this round, its just I got punched in the face by a nerd at a gamestop because I stole the last Xbox360

THE GATES OF HELL ARE OPENED

# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:40
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Pungent Mammy
Jul 29, 2003

The pig is a huge fat pig.


 i'm fat hub glub
# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:41
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\x-Who/x\Cares-x/
Apr 27, 2005


 My face isn't usually so plump, but at the grocery store I got a little excited trying to get the best ham out of the display
# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:41
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pantsfish
May 21, 2003
NO YOUR THE BITCH BECKY

 jokes aside everyone look at the gigantic sweat stain on the left end of his collar lol

# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:42
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actionattackgoose
May 04, 2004

by Ozma?

 he looks exactly like Seaman

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# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:43
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Pungent Mammy
Jul 29, 2003

The pig is a huge fat pig.


 if i am not a disgusting slob there will be no text after this image

opps

# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:44
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Disco Duck
Jul 30, 2004

by mons noobis

toastercatprincess posted:
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d-d-d-doug
Jan 30, 2004

by Fistgrrl

oscar the couch posted:


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# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:52
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Rex Meteorite
Apr 19, 2003

fakepostclothing.com

 When a girl says no, she means no

THE GATES OF HELL ARE OPENED

# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:54
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Comic Book Debate
Sep 19, 2003

by DocEvil

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# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:56
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Stink Dinner
Mar 01, 2005



 they all laughed when i drafted plans to modify a soft-serve machine to dispense mayonnaise. but who's swimming in a rich moat of flavor now?
# ? Dec 09, 2005 03:56
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Rear Admiral BOOYA
Oct 27, 2004

vooooodooo runnin' from mah magic

 I ate grandma


beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

# ? Dec 09, 2005 04:05
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Der Kommissar
Oct 18, 2004

Heyyy wanna buy some stuff man huh

 hello i'm steven seagal
# ? Dec 09, 2005 04:08
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fairy tale fart
Jul 01, 2004

Welcome to the SomethingAwful.com Forums! :)

 Girls like me because I remind them of the gentle manatee.

bring back flags (put this in your sig)

# ? Dec 09, 2005 04:12
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prolapse
Apr 28, 2002



 i get out of breath by blinking alone
# ? Dec 09, 2005 04:16
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 mons all madden
Jun 20, 2001

you will experience fear (the best emotion)

 rangers you must hurry the planet is in danger

# ? Dec 09, 2005 04:20
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