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Scarf

Hello.

post your readings of dear richard letters itt



edited w/ new version

Scarf fucked around with this message at Jan 17, 2007 around 05:05

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Petey

I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but the Patriots secondary happeneth to them all.

- Ecclesiastes
here is mine:



from this thread

quote:

From: W Button w.button@hotmail.com
Sent: Tuesday, January 16, 2007 8:03 PM
To: lowtax@somethingawful.com
Subject: Banned SA Account

I was banned for "SA Mart Scamming" because two items hadn't shipped right
away. First of all, there is no way of contacting them without being able to
access the forums. Secondly, I think it's completely retarted I got banned
considering these people were being very patient with me.

I want my account (name Small Slick) unbanned so I can finish business with
these people.

If I'm not unbanned, these people will not recieve their items. It will then
be your piece of poo poo site's fault.

Also, if I'm not unbanned, I'm going to rip off all the goons I can find
once I re-register a new name. I'll even get my friend started on it.

Your site has slowly became poo poo, and Lowtax is poo poo, and all the admins are
poo poo. You banned me for ripping someone off, but by banning me YOU are the
one that's ripping them off.

If tomorrow I'm not unbanned, I'll be back with a new name and new auctions.
gently caress you and your members, email me once I'm unbanned.

Petey fucked around with this message at Jan 17, 2007 around 04:48

Scarf

Hello.

Petey posted:

here is mine:



from this thread

btw i came up with "masterdouche theater"

Carl Von Awesomwitz

Sisko Lied, Romulans Died

Petey posted:

here is mine:



from this thread

this one is pretty drat epic.

Scarf

Hello.

Carl Von Awesomwitz posted:

this one is pretty drat epic.


yea it is, drat you petey and your music production!

Petey

I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but the Patriots secondary happeneth to them all.

- Ecclesiastes

3toes posted:

btw i came up with "masterdouche theater"

yes you did

Petey

I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but the Patriots secondary happeneth to them all.

- Ecclesiastes

3toes posted:

yea it is, drat you petey and your music production!

i only had to use it to cover up your superior voice acting skills

Pro Target


Petey posted:

here is mine:



from this thread

that is the most amazing thing ive ever heard

funky hotdog
indeed, ladies
ahahahaha holy poo poo

funky hotdog
indeed, ladies
also you kind of reminded me of angry gene wilder willy wonka at some parts of that

YOU GET NOTHING! GOOD DAY SIR

jebeebus

FF7F00 Cocos Nucifera
Morus : Passiflora Edulis
Cherimoya : Castanea
Synsepalum+(Citrus x limon)
Monstera : L. chinensis
had me lollin

SillyDuck

by Lowtax

lol

Gayrod Fink

emergency on planet hurf
wow, that was awesome

PokeJoe

hail cgatan

that was pretty amazing and i doubt anything will top that sorry its the truth VV

almightyjimbob

I love pretzel day.
holy poo poo petey that's amazing

benparis

Pure Blessing Force

Petey posted:

here is mine:



from this thread

this is so loving funny

when you started saying that everything was poo poo, I freaking lost it.

Defenestration

This title certifies that Defenestration knows something about literature.
very nice, both of you.
"retarted" haha

Scarf

Hello.

Ok i classied mine up a bit

Sumo


3toes you sounded like the chief on Dangermouse

Scarf

Hello.

Johnny Drama posted:

3toes you sounded like the chief on Dangermouse

why thank you, i think

Petey

I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but the Patriots secondary happeneth to them all.

- Ecclesiastes

benparis posted:

this is so loving funny

when you started saying that everything was poo poo, I freaking lost it.

thx but i tell you 3toes is still a better voice actor i just happened to have garageband

my timing is off a little, i might try to rerecord tomorrow, but ive got friends over now so ttly

Sumo


i wish i had a microphone and cool recordering technology

Scarf

Hello.

Johnny Drama posted:

i wish i had a microphone and cool recordering technology

i used a headset mic and a free program called Krystal Audio Engine

Baby Lion King IMAX

by Lowtax

Petey posted:

here is mine:



from this thread

http://www.last.fm/music/petey

this might beat out 'Love Song of a College Bound Necrophiliac' as the most listened-to petey track of all time

Petey

I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but the Patriots secondary happeneth to them all.

- Ecclesiastes

Babylonian posted:

http://www.last.fm/music/petey

this might beat out 'Love Song of a College Bound Necrophiliac' as the most listened-to petey track of all time

what the hell

how does that work

i'm not that band and i didnt even know that you could do that lol

im vain tho most of those listens are prolly mine, i completely forgot i still had the last fm plugin turned on

BeefofAges

Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the cows of war.


hahhahahahahhaha

nice work

CuddleChunks


Petey and 3toes - good work both of you


The epic Petey track cracked me up.

Three-Phase

Turbine trip
Reactor trip
CODE APPLE. I REPEAT, CODE APPLE. (Paging Shmorky to this thread for corresponding flash animation. Priority one.)

Scrios

by elpintogrande

Petey posted:

here is mine:



from this thread

holy poo poo dude

Petey

I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but the Patriots secondary happeneth to them all.

- Ecclesiastes

Three-Phase posted:

CODE APPLE. I REPEAT, CODE APPLE. (Paging Shmorky to this thread for corresponding flash animation. Priority one.)

i PMd him lets see if he likes it

more people record!

Unconventional Oven

Not your ordinary oven.

Very classy guys~

Supervillin


Petey posted:

i PMd him lets see if he likes it

more people record!

i think you scared everyone off cause holy poo poo that was lol

FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU RICHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRrrrrdddd!

Ktarthan

wormy wormy wo-QI'yaH
I don't have fancy "music" but here's my stab at it... working on a comedy version shortly

Bonaventure

by Lowtax

where can i find more dear richard letters like that

Bonaventure fucked around with this message at Jan 17, 2007 around 05:59

Sally Slug

Ride, Sally, ride!

Also, if I'm not unbanned, I'm going to rip off all the goons I can find
once I re-register a new name. I'll even get my friend started on it.

benparis

Pure Blessing Force



my first contribution

benparis fucked around with this message at Jan 17, 2007 around 06:02

Bad Sneakers

me irl

Petey posted:

here is mine:



from this thread

hahah that was brilliant

Sir Tonk

11 August 1987

Petey posted:

thx but i tell you 3toes is still a better voice actor i just happened to have garageband

you did that with garageband? i need to start using it, haven't touched it since i got my mac.

Petey

I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but the Patriots secondary happeneth to them all.

- Ecclesiastes

Sir Tonk posted:

you did that with garageband? i need to start using it, haven't touched it since i got my mac.

i use garageband fro everything

karsten i will listen to yours later tonite i have a fiened over now

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benparis

Pure Blessing Force

benparis posted:



my first contribution

hey, i finally got it uploaded, tell me what you think.

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