- Scarf
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post your readings of dear richard letters itt

edited w/ new version
Scarf fucked around with this message at Jan 17, 2007 around 05:05
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Jan 17, 2007 04:34
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- Petey
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I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but the Patriots secondary happeneth to them all.
- Ecclesiastes 9:11
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here is mine:

from this thread
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From: W Button w.button@hotmail.com
Sent: Tuesday, January 16, 2007 8:03 PM
To: lowtax@somethingawful.com
Subject: Banned SA Account
I was banned for "SA Mart Scamming" because two items hadn't shipped right
away. First of all, there is no way of contacting them without being able to
access the forums. Secondly, I think it's completely retarted I got banned
considering these people were being very patient with me.
I want my account (name Small Slick) unbanned so I can finish business with
these people.
If I'm not unbanned, these people will not recieve their items. It will then
be your piece of poo poo site's fault.
Also, if I'm not unbanned, I'm going to rip off all the goons I can find
once I re-register a new name. I'll even get my friend started on it.
Your site has slowly became poo poo, and Lowtax is poo poo, and all the admins are
poo poo. You banned me for ripping someone off, but by banning me YOU are the
one that's ripping them off.
If tomorrow I'm not unbanned, I'll be back with a new name and new auctions.
gently caress you and your members, email me once I'm unbanned.
Petey fucked around with this message at Jan 17, 2007 around 04:48
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Jan 17, 2007 04:36
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- Scarf
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Hello.
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btw i came up with "masterdouche theater"
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Jan 17, 2007 04:38
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- Carl Von Awesomwitz
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Sisko Lied, Romulans Died
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this one is pretty drat epic.
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Jan 17, 2007 04:40
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- Scarf
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Carl Von Awesomwitz posted:
this one is pretty drat epic.

yea it is, drat you petey and your music production!
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Jan 17, 2007 04:41
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- Petey
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I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but the Patriots secondary happeneth to them all.
- Ecclesiastes 9:11
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3toes posted:
btw i came up with "masterdouche theater" 
yes you did
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Jan 17, 2007 04:41
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- Petey
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I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but the Patriots secondary happeneth to them all.
- Ecclesiastes 9:11
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3toes posted:
yea it is, drat you petey and your music production! 
i only had to use it to cover up your superior voice acting skills
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Jan 17, 2007 04:41
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- Pro Target
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that is the most amazing thing ive ever heard
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Jan 17, 2007 04:43
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- funky hotdog
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indeed, ladies
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ahahahaha holy poo poo
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Jan 17, 2007 04:47
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- funky hotdog
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indeed, ladies
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also you kind of reminded me of angry gene wilder willy wonka at some parts of that
YOU GET NOTHING! GOOD DAY SIR
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Jan 17, 2007 04:47
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- jebeebus
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FF7F00 Cocos Nucifera
Morus : Passiflora Edulis
Cherimoya : Castanea
Synsepalum+(Citrus x limon)
Monstera : L. chinensis
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had me lollin
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Jan 17, 2007 04:52
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- Gayrod Fink
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 emergency on planet hurf
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wow, that was awesome
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Jan 17, 2007 04:53
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- PokeJoe
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that was pretty amazing and i doubt anything will top that sorry its the truth V V
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Jan 17, 2007 04:56
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- almightyjimbob
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 I love pretzel day.
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holy poo poo petey that's amazing
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Jan 17, 2007 04:59
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- benparis
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 Pure Blessing Force
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this is so loving funny
when you started saying that everything was poo poo, I freaking lost it.
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Jan 17, 2007 05:00
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- Defenestration
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 This title certifies that Defenestration knows something about literature.
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very nice, both of you.
"retarted" haha
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Jan 17, 2007 05:04
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- Scarf
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Hello.
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Ok i classied mine up a bit 
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Jan 17, 2007 05:04
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- Sumo
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3toes you sounded like the chief on Dangermouse
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Jan 17, 2007 05:08
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- Scarf
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Johnny Drama posted:
3toes you sounded like the chief on Dangermouse
why thank you, i think
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Jan 17, 2007 05:08
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- Petey
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I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but the Patriots secondary happeneth to them all.
- Ecclesiastes 9:11
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benparis posted:
this is so loving funny
when you started saying that everything was poo poo, I freaking lost it.
thx but i tell you 3toes is still a better voice actor i just happened to have garageband
my timing is off a little, i might try to rerecord tomorrow, but ive got friends over now so ttly
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Jan 17, 2007 05:09
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- Sumo
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i wish i had a microphone and cool recordering technology
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Jan 17, 2007 05:10
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- Scarf
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Hello.
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Johnny Drama posted:
i wish i had a microphone and cool recordering technology 
i used a headset mic and a free program called Krystal Audio Engine
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Jan 17, 2007 05:11
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- Baby Lion King IMAX
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 by Lowtax
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http://www.last.fm/music/petey
this might beat out 'Love Song of a College Bound Necrophiliac' as the most listened-to petey track of all time
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Jan 17, 2007 05:12
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- Petey
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I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but the Patriots secondary happeneth to them all.
- Ecclesiastes 9:11
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Babylonian posted:
http://www.last.fm/music/petey
this might beat out 'Love Song of a College Bound Necrophiliac' as the most listened-to petey track of all time
what the hell
how does that work
i'm not that band and i didnt even know that you could do that lol
im vain tho most of those listens are prolly mine, i completely forgot i still had the last fm plugin turned on
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Jan 17, 2007 05:15
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- BeefofAges
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Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the cows of war.

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hahhahahahahhaha
nice work
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Jan 17, 2007 05:16
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Petey and 3toes - good work both of you
The epic Petey track cracked me up.
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Jan 17, 2007 05:19
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- Three-Phase
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Four phases.
One-two-three-fucking-four phases.
Also, mods should be doing more of this custom title shit to maintain the funny. I don't mind the , but it reflects poorly on the forums. 
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CODE APPLE. I REPEAT, CODE APPLE. (Paging Shmorky to this thread for corresponding flash animation. Priority one.)
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Jan 17, 2007 05:37
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- Scrios
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by elpintogrande
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holy poo poo dude
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Jan 17, 2007 05:37
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- Petey
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I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but the Patriots secondary happeneth to them all.
- Ecclesiastes 9:11
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Three-Phase posted:
CODE APPLE. I REPEAT, CODE APPLE. (Paging Shmorky to this thread for corresponding flash animation. Priority one.)
i PMd him lets see if he likes it
more people record!
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Jan 17, 2007 05:39
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- Unconventional Oven
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Not your ordinary oven.
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Very classy guys~
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Jan 17, 2007 05:40
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- Supervillin
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You didn't say the
magic word.
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Petey posted:
i PMd him lets see if he likes it
more people record!
i think you scared everyone off cause holy poo poo that was lol
FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU RICHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRrrrrdddd!
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Jan 17, 2007 05:41
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- Ktarthan
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I don't have fancy "music" but here's my stab at it... working on a comedy version shortly 
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Jan 17, 2007 05:48
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where can i find more dear richard letters like that
Bonaventure fucked around with this message at Jan 17, 2007 around 05:59
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Jan 17, 2007 05:50
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- Sally Slug
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Ride, Sally, ride!

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Also, if I'm not unbanned, I'm going to rip off all the goons I can find
once I re-register a new name. I'll even get my friend started on it.
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Jan 17, 2007 05:55
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- benparis
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 Pure Blessing Force
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my first contribution
benparis fucked around with this message at Jan 17, 2007 around 06:02
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Jan 17, 2007 05:56
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me irl
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hahah that was brilliant
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Jan 17, 2007 05:59
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- Sir Tonk
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11 August 1987
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Petey posted:
thx but i tell you 3toes is still a better voice actor i just happened to have garageband
you did that with garageband? i need to start using it, haven't touched it since i got my mac.
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Jan 17, 2007 05:59
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- Petey
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I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but the Patriots secondary happeneth to them all.
- Ecclesiastes 9:11
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Sir Tonk posted:
you did that with garageband? i need to start using it, haven't touched it since i got my mac.
i use garageband fro everything
karsten i will listen to yours later tonite i have a fiened over now
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Jan 17, 2007 06:01
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- benparis
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benparis posted:

my first contribution
hey, i finally got it uploaded, tell me what you think.
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Jan 17, 2007 06:03
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