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20:58 PST ---- Mods / admins: please erase / relocate this message as you see fit. At the VERY LEAST, it'll get the right people talking. On '''Saturday''', '''March 24th''', '''2007''', a small note appeared on Wikipedia.org's [[Second Coming]] article, wherein '''gravely-disabled Christopher Hopkins''' stepped forward as [[Christ's Return]]. Initially deleted out of rightful Wikipedian skepticism stemming from [[fear]], [[doubt]], and [[insufficient disprovability]], Christopher's [[meme]] propagated across the [[internet]] as the first step in a fulfilled [[Messianic prophecy]]. The 21-year old jobless drifter's personal [[MySpace]] page (http://www.myspace.com/megazeux) served as the initial battlefront in the [[War for Peace]], previously referred to as the [[last judgment]]. (From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Hopkins_meme) WINNERS: Don't hurt anyone, don't hurt yourself, but I ask you to keep http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Hopkins_meme and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_coming monitored and protected. I'm gonna be out on the town tonight and don't want to be interrupted. LOSERS: This is the hardest leap of faith, but: everybody wins.  Thank you guys! Let's have fun 21:09 PST -- errr.... hay guys, i didn't want to upset or hurt anyone's feelings, i just have always respected + lurked SA since i found it in like 2001 or whenever. i added some more stuff that hopefully explains... more stuff...? anyways, http://critical-hit.org/chr/christopher_hopkins_meme.txt, and remember to just chillax and make friends and do whatever, peace be with you always please 23:01 PST -- hey guyz... for some reason an admin at wikipedia named "natalie" has deleted the Christopher Hopkins meme (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Hopkins_meme), and hasn't yet responded to my most recent plea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Lobsterkins). i hate to repeat myself, but guys, I SERIOUSLY NEED YOUR HELP. we can't even DISCUSS the Christopher Hopkins meme -- the "talk page has been deleted, and protected to prevent re-creation." We can't spam or be obnoxious, we just need to have our thoughts heard. any advice would be totally welcome, thank you sooooo much in advance, keep fighting for what we collectively believe in! i hope this isn't coming across as too crazy, but... you know how that goes. good luck SA!! 23:25 PST -- I just realized that i do not have SA private message permission, so, if you want to talk via email chats, my email address is Lobsterkins@gmail.com. Before you offer an insult, please consider what it contributes to this thread. Thank you again d00dz. From what I understand this is all within SA forum guidelines. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Lobsterkins fucked around with this message at Mar 25, 2007 around 06:25 |
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What the gently caress is this gibberish?
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muscles like this? posted:What the gently caress is this gibberish? You don't know Christopher Hopkins???
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WHAT THE gently caress
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Snl really sucks tonight except for that one fake commercial tbhq
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I [[gently caress]]] |what| is going ON [[[[[[[[here]]]]]]
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I don't know what the gently caress this has to do with anything either.
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Umm... yeah. I'm pretty sure the second coming of christ isn't going to take place over the internet.
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TheManWithNoName posted:You don't know Christopher Hopkins??? no????
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whoa today is '''Saturday''' '''March''' '''24th''' '''2007''' [[From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia]] [[are these brackets working]]/
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Looks like the atheists were wrong all along
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Oh okay. Sure thing man
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holy poo poo wikipedia is invading 
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There've been twelve replies - so are the right people talking so far? Or do we need to keep making the hardest leap of faith?
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this is not a very good thread
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Slapdick posted:Umm... yeah. I'm pretty sure the second coming of christ isn't going to take place over the internet. Are you kidding. The internet IS the second coming
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I say we take turns.
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I like toast.
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I am apparently not cool or nerdy enough to understand the first post. Can someone translate it for me assuming it is not mass retardedness.
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Somebody bring in the wikipedia admins.
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biguglydoofus posted:I like toast. I prefer "toast"
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Havin Taco's tonight.
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Rewrite that the Second Coming has been found to happen on 7/7/07? Use the most bullshit theories to "prove it" as long as one person quits there job and repents we win.
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I have no idea what this is about. I'm nervous.
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this is a chicken with no feathers l@@k
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NihilistCanada posted:I am apparently not cool or nerdy enough to understand the first post. Can someone translate it for me assuming it is not mass retardedness. Did you trying saying the stuff in brackets [[outloud]]? I don't understand ((it)) either.
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NUMBER STATIONNNNN ALL SPIES TUNE IN
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Lobsterkins posted:I'm gonna be out on the town tonight and don't want to be interrupted. sure you are
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I too enjoy [[toast]].
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Finx posted:this is a chicken with no feathers l@@k What do you call those things on its back then, huh? HUH?
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quote:The Scoop on Lobsterkins
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Caspian posted:Havin Taco's tonight. I ate twelve earlier. Really. edit: 5' 11", 152 lbs, not a 
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"Hello, my name is Christohper Hopkins. My name means, "Bearer of Christ." If you want proof that God exists, you can or cannot visit http://www.myspace.com/megazeux." http://www.myspace.com/megazeux http://www.myspace.com/megazeux http://www.myspace.com/megazeux http://www.myspace.com/megazeux http://www.myspace.com/megazeux http://www.myspace.com/megazeux http://www.myspace.com/megazeux http://www.myspace.com/megazeux http://www.myspace.com/megazeux http://www.myspace.com/megazeux http://www.myspace.com/megazeux http://www.myspace.com/megazeux http://www.myspace.com/megazeux
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Totally Negro posted:NUMBER STATIONNNNN 4 3 6 7 0 ding dingly ding ding ding
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I'M ON IT!!!! PROTECTING THE SITE!!! AGGGGH I'VE BEEN HIT! GOOONS GOOOOOOOONS GO ON WITHOUT ME BLARGLE BLARGLE BLEGH heh, goon is the combination of go and on... blargle.
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DividesByZero posted:Are you kidding. The internet IS the second coming So I guess that would make goatse the "light at the end of the tunnel" those people who are about to die see.
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Alex P Corn posted:I ate twelve earlier. I'm thinking about stopping and getting tacos after I get off work in an hour.
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koopatrooper posted:"Hello, my name is Christohper Hopkins. My name means, "Bearer of Christ." If you want proof that God exists, you can or cannot visit http://www.myspace.com/megazeux." I was just going to post this. It's really confusing. I went there about 10 times before realizing it was some sort of horrible loop. EDIT: Apparently someone let the page fall to the attackers  I don't even know what it was about in the first place.
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koopatrooper posted:"Hello, my name is Christohper Hopkins. My name means, "Bearer of Christ." If you want proof that God exists, you can or cannot visit http://www.myspace.com/megazeux." what is chris doing in my extended network. 
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The sadest part is that Christ has only 217 friends.
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