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Lobsterkins
Nov 7, 2006

by Ozma


20:58 PST ----
Mods / admins: please erase / relocate this message as you see fit. At the VERY LEAST, it'll get the right people talking.



On '''Saturday''', '''March 24th''', '''2007''', a small note appeared on Wikipedia.org's [[Second Coming]] article, wherein '''gravely-disabled Christopher Hopkins''' stepped forward as [[Christ's Return]]. Initially deleted out of rightful Wikipedian skepticism stemming from [[fear]], [[doubt]], and [[insufficient disprovability]], Christopher's [[meme]] propagated across the [[internet]] as the first step in a fulfilled [[Messianic prophecy]]. The 21-year old jobless drifter's personal [[MySpace]] page (http://www.myspace.com/megazeux) served as the initial battlefront in the [[War for Peace]], previously referred to as the [[last judgment]].



(From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Hopkins_meme)




WINNERS: Don't hurt anyone, don't hurt yourself, but I ask you to keep http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Hopkins_meme and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_coming monitored and protected. I'm gonna be out on the town tonight and don't want to be interrupted.

LOSERS: This is the hardest leap of faith, but: everybody wins.

Thank you guys! Let's have fun

21:09 PST --
errr.... hay guys, i didn't want to upset or hurt anyone's feelings, i just have always respected + lurked SA since i found it in like 2001 or whenever. i added some more stuff that hopefully explains... more stuff...? anyways, http://critical-hit.org/chr/christopher_hopkins_meme.txt, and remember to just chillax and make friends and do whatever, peace be with you always please

23:01 PST --
hey guyz... for some reason an admin at wikipedia named "natalie" has deleted the Christopher Hopkins meme (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Hopkins_meme), and hasn't yet responded to my most recent plea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Lobsterkins). i hate to repeat myself, but guys, I SERIOUSLY NEED YOUR HELP. we can't even DISCUSS the Christopher Hopkins meme -- the "talk page has been deleted, and protected to prevent re-creation." We can't spam or be obnoxious, we just need to have our thoughts heard. any advice would be totally welcome, thank you sooooo much in advance, keep fighting for what we collectively believe in! i hope this isn't coming across as too crazy, but... you know how that goes. good luck SA!!

23:25 PST --
I just realized that i do not have SA private message permission, so, if you want to talk via email chats, my email address is Lobsterkins@gmail.com. Before you offer an insult, please consider what it contributes to this thread. Thank you again d00dz. From what I understand this is all within SA forum guidelines.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Lobsterkins fucked around with this message at Mar 25, 2007 around 06:25

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muscles like this?
Jan 17, 2005

BOGGLE?



What the gently caress is this gibberish?

TheManWithNoName
Oct 20, 2004

Cuz life sucks, kids. Get it while you can.

muscles like this? posted:

What the gently caress is this gibberish?

You don't know Christopher Hopkins???

SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004


WHAT THE gently caress

WhaleFarmerJohn
Jul 13, 2003



Snl really sucks tonight except for that one fake commercial tbhq

radioactivelego
Jun 1, 2004

only in the CPT


I [[gently caress]]] |what| is going ON [[[[[[[[here]]]]]]

HystericFactor
Aug 30, 2003
It's time for dim sum.

I don't know what the gently caress this has to do with anything either.

Slapdick
Mar 30, 2003

"I looked in her eyes and realised how rare it is to find someone willing to have sex with me."

Umm... yeah. I'm pretty sure the second coming of christ isn't going to take place over the internet.

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004



TheManWithNoName posted:

You don't know Christopher Hopkins???

no????

antihero
Oct 11, 2004



whoa today is '''Saturday''' '''March''' '''24th''' '''2007'''

[[From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia]]

[[are these brackets working]]/

C411
Jun 22, 2004
STUPID
DICK


Looks like the atheists were wrong all along

Finx
Jan 8, 2001

by Lowtax


Oh okay. Sure thing man

Ron Darling
May 27, 2004


holy poo poo wikipedia is invading

brozek
May 31, 2004

Look at us! Crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp!

There've been twelve replies - so are the right people talking so far? Or do we need to keep making the hardest leap of faith?

Chem
Apr 30, 2003



this is not a very good thread

DividesByZero
Jan 24, 2006
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler



Slapdick posted:

Umm... yeah. I'm pretty sure the second coming of christ isn't going to take place over the internet.

Are you kidding. The internet IS the second coming

barbequedjesus
Dec 30, 2004
medium-rare

I say we take turns.

biguglydoofus
Feb 25, 2003


I like toast.

NihilistCanada
Sep 11, 2001

If you tremble indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine.


I am apparently not cool or nerdy enough to understand the first post. Can someone translate it for me assuming it is not mass retardedness.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today


Somebody bring in the wikipedia admins.

Nightrain
Dec 17, 2004

I may be new to SA, but I've been playing guitar in the desert and on top of pianos for years

biguglydoofus posted:

I like toast.

I prefer "toast"

Nipple Drainage
Feb 19, 2006



Havin Taco's tonight.

Nyght
Dec 6, 2004

"I'm about to infect you with the back of my hand."

Rewrite that the Second Coming has been found to happen on 7/7/07? Use the most bullshit theories to "prove it" as long as one person quits there job and repents we win.

dev null
Sep 3, 2003

ctOS actual


I have no idea what this is about. I'm nervous.

Finx
Jan 8, 2001

by Lowtax


this is a chicken with no feathers l@@k

F8L
May 17, 2003

I like skulls.

NihilistCanada posted:

I am apparently not cool or nerdy enough to understand the first post. Can someone translate it for me assuming it is not mass retardedness.

Did you trying saying the stuff in brackets [[outloud]]? I don't understand ((it)) either.

Totally Normal
Mar 29, 2003

NOT 2 NOT 3 NOT 4 NOT 5 NOT 6 NOT 7


NUMBER STATIONNNNN

ALL SPIES TUNE IN

kibo
Jun 6, 2002



Lobsterkins posted:

I'm gonna be out on the town tonight and don't want to be interrupted.

sure you are

tehinternet
Feb 14, 2005

STINGERS 4 LYFE

I too enjoy [[toast]].

muscles like this?
Jan 17, 2005

BOGGLE?



Finx posted:

this is a chicken with no feathers l@@k



What do you call those things on its back then, huh?

HUH?

El Kabong
Apr 14, 2004
-$10

quote:

The Scoop on Lobsterkins
Lobsterkins is a man from Santa Cruz, CA
Lobsterkins's story:
hi! my name is chris. i have been a vegetarian for 6 years, a vegan for 2. i love it! i love constantly seeking out exciting new vegan treats and thrills. also it pisses off douchebags :]

Alex P Corn
Jun 4, 2005

be careful what you dream for

SOMEBODY SERIOUSLY SPENT TEN BUCKS ON THIS

Caspian posted:

Havin Taco's tonight.

I ate twelve earlier.

Really.

edit: 5' 11", 152 lbs, not a

koopatrooper
Dec 10, 2006



"Hello, my name is Christohper Hopkins. My name means, "Bearer of Christ." If you want proof that God exists, you can or cannot visit http://www.myspace.com/megazeux."

http://www.myspace.com/megazeux
http://www.myspace.com/megazeux
http://www.myspace.com/megazeux
http://www.myspace.com/megazeux
http://www.myspace.com/megazeux
http://www.myspace.com/megazeux
http://www.myspace.com/megazeux
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http://www.myspace.com/megazeux
http://www.myspace.com/megazeux
http://www.myspace.com/megazeux

Finx
Jan 8, 2001

by Lowtax


Totally Negro posted:

NUMBER STATIONNNNN

ALL SPIES TUNE IN

4 3 6 7 0 ding dingly ding ding ding

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

HE IS GLISTEN


I'M ON IT!!!! PROTECTING THE SITE!!!

AGGGGH I'VE BEEN HIT!

GOOONS GOOOOOOOONS GO ON WITHOUT ME

BLARGLE BLARGLE BLEGH

heh, goon is the combination of go and on... blargle.

Slapdick
Mar 30, 2003

"I looked in her eyes and realised how rare it is to find someone willing to have sex with me."

DividesByZero posted:

Are you kidding. The internet IS the second coming

So I guess that would make goatse the "light at the end of the tunnel" those people who are about to die see.

muscles like this?
Jan 17, 2005

BOGGLE?



Alex P Corn posted:

I ate twelve earlier.

Really.

I'm thinking about stopping and getting tacos after I get off work in an hour.

love andy war
Feb 13, 2007

Don't be a hero, man!


I was just going to post this. It's really confusing. I went there about 10 times before realizing it was some sort of horrible loop.


EDIT: Apparently someone let the page fall to the attackers I don't even know what it was about in the first place.

Finx
Jan 8, 2001

by Lowtax



what is chris doing in my extended network.

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koopatrooper
Dec 10, 2006



The sadest part is that Christ has only 217 friends.

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