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Khad
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And he thinks video I made was serious (the one for the anti lowtax contest)

Or it could be a trick. If so, Which one of you guys is it

CHAT LOG!!!!!!!!

DUDE posted:

[22:58] FreshlySnipesCMR: whats up
[22:58] KhadBanks: Hi
[22:58] FreshlySnipesCMR: this is keep it real
[22:58] FreshlySnipesCMR: i like your sass video
[22:59] KhadBanks: Yakety sax!
[22:59] FreshlySnipesCMR: that siht was nice
[22:59] FreshlySnipesCMR: paid for and brought to you by SASS
[22:59] FreshlySnipesCMR: are you tycoon?
[22:59] KhadBanks: What
[22:59] KhadBanks: I played roller coaster Tycoon once
[23:00] FreshlySnipesCMR: oh
[23:00] FreshlySnipesCMR: you dont post on sass?
[23:00] KhadBanks: What
[23:01] FreshlySnipesCMR: What What
[23:01] FreshlySnipesCMR: do you post on sass?
[23:01] KhadBanks: No I post on the internet
[23:01] FreshlySnipesCMR: coo
[23:01] FreshlySnipesCMR: cool
[23:01] FreshlySnipesCMR: its cool
[23:01] FreshlySnipesCMR: i was just owndering
[23:02] KhadBanks: I was getting excited when you started talking about roller coaster tycoon
[23:02] FreshlySnipesCMR: oh i thought you were sass poster tycoon
[23:02] KhadBanks: But my name is khad
[23:03] FreshlySnipesCMR: i dig
[23:03] KhadBanks: Can you dig it brother?
[23:04] KhadBanks: Harlem heat!
[23:04] FreshlySnipesCMR: yes sir
[23:04] FreshlySnipesCMR: 100%
[23:04] KhadBanks: I am sorry I do things 110%
[23:04] FreshlySnipesCMR: yeah i can tell from
[23:05] FreshlySnipesCMR: i can tell
[23:05] FreshlySnipesCMR: man
[23:05] KhadBanks: mang
[23:05] KhadBanks: (we say mang around here)
[23:05] KhadBanks: (in these parts)
[23:05] KhadBanks: (of the internet)
[23:05] FreshlySnipesCMR: you should do another gently caress lowtax video
[23:05] KhadBanks: I never mad a first one!
[23:05] KhadBanks: oh poo poo
[23:05] KhadBanks: made
[23:05] FreshlySnipesCMR: oh you didn't?
[23:06] KhadBanks: My video doesn't say gently caress one time
[23:06] KhadBanks: >: (
[23:06] FreshlySnipesCMR: oh
[23:06] KhadBanks: Tahts a dirty word we don't do that here
[23:06] FreshlySnipesCMR: ok i feel you
[23:06] KhadBanks: ew
[23:06] KhadBanks: wait no thats pretty nice
[23:06] FreshlySnipesCMR: i think you should make a video making fun of his personal life
[23:07] FreshlySnipesCMR: like how integral dumped him on the front page
[23:07] FreshlySnipesCMR: and he met his wife at a goonmeet
[23:07] FreshlySnipesCMR: and the list goes on
[23:07] KhadBanks: But all that is old and cliche why would I do that
[23:07] KhadBanks: I keep it fresh like G UNIT
[23:07] FreshlySnipesCMR: i think it's fresh
[23:07] FreshlySnipesCMR: nobodys ever made a video about it
[23:07] FreshlySnipesCMR: plus lowtax keeps giving us fresh materia
[23:08] FreshlySnipesCMR: his whole life is a joke
[23:08] FreshlySnipesCMR: seriously
[23:08] KhadBanks: The magic system used in the role playing game Final Fantasy VII uses small spheres of various colours, called materia, to let the user cast various magic.
[23:08] KhadBanks:
[23:08] FreshlySnipesCMR: thats nice
[23:09] KhadBanks: I don't know I mean its not like he made a site in spite of someone else who rejected him or anything.
[23:09] FreshlySnipesCMR: uhhh
[23:09] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[23:09] KhadBanks: Oh poo poo wait
[23:09] FreshlySnipesCMR: its not ike that
[23:09] FreshlySnipesCMR: not at all
[23:10] KhadBanks: Whats it like HOME SPICE
[23:10] FreshlySnipesCMR: whats what like
[23:10] KhadBanks: you know
[23:10] KhadBanks: "it:
[23:10] FreshlySnipesCMR: its groovy
[23:12] FreshlySnipesCMR: oh
[23:13] FreshlySnipesCMR: and lowtax doesn't "reject" anybody
[23:13] FreshlySnipesCMR: he rips off customers
[23:13] FreshlySnipesCMR: pure and simpe
[23:13] KhadBanks: But its only ten bucks

Khad fucked around with this message at Mar 28, 2007 around 13:48

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mariusderomanus

by Fistgrrl

it's me

Prickle

der Ökostrom

unban keep it real

tia

catpunch 2006

Thank you Token Cracker
Ban keep it real

Khad
Probation
Can't post for 3045 days!

MORE CHAT LOG

quote:

[23:14] FreshlySnipesCMR: archives = 30$
[23:14] FreshlySnipesCMR: plat = $10
[23:14] FreshlySnipesCMR: avatar 5
[23:14] FreshlySnipesCMR: etc
[23:14] KhadBanks: Well why did you buy all of that
[23:14] FreshlySnipesCMR: and its not the money its the principe, a rip off is a rip off
[23:14] KhadBanks: I mean you had to have at one time thought it was a good deal
[23:14] FreshlySnipesCMR: because i didnt think i was going to get ripped off
[23:15] FreshlySnipesCMR: dont blame the victim man
[23:15] FreshlySnipesCMR: thats like saying surprise sex victims had it coming for dressing slutty
[23:15] KhadBanks: Well I thought its pretty clear if you go into something like that knowing the potential likelihood of being banned you would be careful
[23:15] KhadBanks: Wait so Lowtax Banning someone = surprise sex?
[23:15] FreshlySnipesCMR: i wasn't uncareful
[23:15] FreshlySnipesCMR: no

cmndstab

Huge Internet Celebrity!
dat is the freshest sniper evah

Marxux_Is_Goddess

by Fragmaster

that is keep it real fyi i forgot about that nigga god bless him unban keep it real

Khad
Probation
Can't post for 3045 days!

Marxux_Is_Goddess posted:

that is keep it real fyi i forgot about that nigga god bless him unban keep it real

quote:

[23:15] FreshlySnipesCMR: lowtax ripping peope off = wrong
[23:15] FreshlySnipesCMR: surprise sex = wrong
[23:16] KhadBanks: So lowtax banning you = surprise sex ?
[23:16] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[23:16] KhadBanks: I DONT GET YOUR MESSAGE
[23:16] KhadBanks: Its like its suppose to be one of those
[23:16] FreshlySnipesCMR: but it's something wrong
[23:16] KhadBanks: If A + B = C and B + C = A then B = A or something
[23:16] FreshlySnipesCMR: he victimizes peope
[23:16] KhadBanks: Its something... AWFUL!!!
[23:16] FreshlySnipesCMR: ?

EMILY BLUNTS


if this is a live trip report ask him how often he thinks about lowtax or the forums

Khad
Probation
Can't post for 3045 days!

quote:

[23:17] FreshlySnipesCMR: i said it's LIKE surprise sex
[23:17] FreshlySnipesCMR: wait
[23:17] FreshlySnipesCMR: no i didn't
[23:17] KhadBanks: Wait
[23:17] KhadBanks: Oh snap
[23:17] KhadBanks: So lowtax raped you?
[23:17] FreshlySnipesCMR: your justifying ripping people off
[23:17] KhadBanks: I will have to talk to him about that thats not nice >: (
[23:17] FreshlySnipesCMR: is like justifying surprise sex
[23:18] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's an analogy
[23:18] KhadBanks: Its like justifying someone who got banned for doing something stupid when they knew that they could be banned in the first place
[23:18] KhadBanks: I don't think you can compare an internet forum to surprise sex
[23:18] KhadBanks:
[23:18] FreshlySnipesCMR: shut the gently caress up

The_Rob
I have never been funny.
LOL make fun of his personal life because it is so important to me, Oh god my life is wasted.

Wink Minor

voted

Khad
Probation
Can't post for 3045 days!

Illustrator Face posted:

if this is a live trip report ask him how often he thinks about lowtax or the forums

quote:

[23:18] KhadBanks: TAHTS NOT NICE
[23:18] FreshlySnipesCMR: people get banned for bullshit every day
[23:19] FreshlySnipesCMR: i can give personal examples too
[23:19] KhadBanks: How often do you think about the forums and lowtax?
[23:19] FreshlySnipesCMR: what do you mean
[23:19] KhadBanks: Like
[23:19] KhadBanks: Do you wake up and be like ARGH THAT LOWTAX
[23:19] KhadBanks: Or like
[23:19] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[23:19] KhadBanks: I mean you have a site about anti SA and stuff
[23:19] KhadBanks: So you have to think about it
[23:19] FreshlySnipesCMR: im not mad
[23:19] FreshlySnipesCMR: i don't have any sites
[23:19] KhadBanks: But is it like
[23:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's like
[23:20] KhadBanks: ARGH I STUBBED MY TOE
[23:20] KhadBanks: or ARGH I JUST GOT RAPED
[23:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: i find it entertaining
[23:20] KhadBanks: ARGH I AM ENTERTAINED
[23:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: no im over being pissed about the money
[23:20] KhadBanks: But you just said its because of pinciple of ripping off
[23:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: but i still like to talk poo poo about ihm

Chomp

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
goons justifying surprise sex??

Khad
Probation
Can't post for 3045 days!

POTTY BREAK

quote:

[23:20] FreshlySnipesCMR: what?
[23:21] KhadBanks: Well you said
[23:21] KhadBanks: about ripping you off
[23:21] KhadBanks: and surprise sex and whatever
[23:21] KhadBanks: And then you said you don't care about money
[23:21] FreshlySnipesCMR: i got to pee
[23:21] FreshlySnipesCMR: brb
[23:21] KhadBanks:

Crackerman


no I post on the internet

Og Oggilby

unkeep ban it real

Granos

by Eris Is Goddess

holy loving poo poo could you post some more chatlogs i read them all

Khad
Probation
Can't post for 3045 days!

quote:

[23:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: ok
[23:22] KhadBanks: You pee quickly
[23:22] KhadBanks: I pee all the time
[23:22] KhadBanks: I have a bad bladder
[23:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: you're twisting the whole surprise sex thing and taking it out of context
[23:22] FreshlySnipesCMR: my point is
[23:22] KhadBanks: surprise sex is no twisting matter >: (
[23:23] FreshlySnipesCMR: you saying "oh, you shoud have known you were going to get banned for no reason that's what happens when you sign up for a forum"
[23:23] FreshlySnipesCMR: is like saying
[23:23] KhadBanks: But there was a reason
[23:24] KhadBanks: I have never seen anyone banned for "no reason"
[23:24] FreshlySnipesCMR: "the bitch had it coming shoud have never worn that slutty dress"
[23:24] FreshlySnipesCMR: ok
[23:24] FreshlySnipesCMR: let me show you

The_Rob
I have never been funny.

crime of your life posted:

holy loving poo poo could you post some more chatlogs i read them all

Khad
Probation
Can't post for 3045 days!

crime of your life posted:

holy loving poo poo could you post some more chatlogs i read them all

shaddup you

Chomp

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

Khad posted:

shaddup you

post more there funny

Ceciltron

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!

quote:

[23:24] FreshlySnipesCMR: let me show you

not creepy at all!

Marxux_Is_Goddess

by Fragmaster

WHERE IS MY loving NAMEDROP KEEP IT REAL

Khad
Probation
Can't post for 3045 days!

quote:

[23:24] KhadBanks: WAit this isn't going to be a surprise sex thing right?
[23:24] FreshlySnipesCMR: no
[23:25] KhadBanks: You lost me at surprise sex

Entropic


haha... RAPEBAN.

Prickle

der Ökostrom

is keep it real unbanned yet?

Armrest


im reading them

EMILY BLUNTS


Prickle posted:

is keep it real unbanned yet?

imagine if he was unbanned then hellbanned

Khad
Probation
Can't post for 3045 days!

quote:

[23:26] KhadBanks: What do you think of Marxux_Is_Goddess
[23:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: i got love for marxux
[23:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: here
[23:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: http://archives.somethingawful.com/...cheese+and+weed
[23:27] KhadBanks: I see weed
[23:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: TCC
[23:27] KhadBanks: So?
[23:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: i got banned for that
[23:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: for no reason
[23:27] FreshlySnipesCMR: that's a rip off

Khad
Probation
Can't post for 3045 days!

quote:

[23:27] KhadBanks: You were posting about drugs
[23:28] FreshlySnipesCMR: in THE CRACKHEAD CLUB HOUSE
[23:28] KhadBanks: Hehe crack
[23:28] KhadBanks: What about all the probations leading up to that?
[23:28] FreshlySnipesCMR: what about them?
[23:28] KhadBanks: How many were there
[23:29] FreshlySnipesCMR: that account wsn't probated
[23:29] FreshlySnipesCMR: ever
[23:29] FreshlySnipesCMR: no times
[23:29] KhadBanks: And lowtax didn't even ban you though
[23:29] FreshlySnipesCMR: so?
[23:29] KhadBanks: Why do you hate lowtax if Ozma banned you?
[23:30] KhadBanks: Thats like if someone raped me and I didn't like you.
[23:30] KhadBanks: Oh poo poo I used a surprise sex analogy
[23:30] FreshlySnipesCMR: i don't give a gently caress whose name it says in the leper colony

HulkaMatt

MATSUYAAAAAAY

attn khad i am being attacked stop browsing the drat forums

Marxux_Is_Goddess

by Fragmaster

/...cheese+and+weed

Entropic


He is understandably mad that lowtax rapebanned him.

(A rapeban is like ban only it is morally equivalent to surprise sex)

Khad
Probation
Can't post for 3045 days!

quote:

[23:30] FreshlySnipesCMR: lowtax is responsible for ozma
[23:30] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's his responsibility ultimately
[23:31] KhadBanks: Well if I were the head admin and one of my admins that I am letting run the forums had banned someone I would probably trust their judgement.
[23:31] KhadBanks: Plus the whole SASS thing probably didn't help
[23:31] FreshlySnipesCMR: uhhhhhh
[23:31] FreshlySnipesCMR: ok
[23:31] FreshlySnipesCMR: that poo poo was before sass existed
[23:32] KhadBanks: Well yeah Sass was made cause people were getting banned.
[23:32] FreshlySnipesCMR: KhadBanks: Well if I were the head admin and one of my admins that I am letting run the forums had banned someone I would probably trust their judgement.
[23:32] FreshlySnipesCMR: what do you mean
[23:32] KhadBanks: Okay I'll go with a store thing
[23:32] KhadBanks: Say I am the owner of a store
[23:33] KhadBanks: And I had hired a manager because I thought he was good enough to manage the store and I trusted his judgement enough to do so
[23:33] KhadBanks: And he fired some guy
[23:33] KhadBanks: Or asked a customer to leave
[23:33] KhadBanks: I would trust that he did so for a reason
[23:33] FreshlySnipesCMR: more like
[23:33] KhadBanks: Amirite!?
[23:33] KhadBanks: Hehehe
[23:33] FreshlySnipesCMR: stole money from the customer

Atomic Monkey

HIS AVATAR IS BEN AFFLECK BUT HIS NAME IS ATOMIC MONK.. OH WAIT, I GET IT
umm dude that is keep it real. i have him on my aim also

The_Rob
I have never been funny.
Maybe it was because he had a low content post.

Khad
Probation
Can't post for 3045 days!

quote:

[23:33] FreshlySnipesCMR: and your analogy is weak
[23:34] FreshlySnipesCMR: the evidence is right there
[23:34] KhadBanks: Well at least its not a surprise sex analogy >: (
[23:34] FreshlySnipesCMR: its not my word vs ozma's
[23:34] KhadBanks: Banned by Ozma
[23:34] FreshlySnipesCMR: ozma banned me for no reason and everybody with eyes can see that
[23:34] KhadBanks: So like if you get a bum part or thing from a store do you get pissed at the owner of the store?
[23:34] KhadBanks: Or the guy who sold it to you?
[23:35] FreshlySnipesCMR: well
[23:35] FreshlySnipesCMR: SA's business model is to rip people off and ban them for no reason
[23:35] FreshlySnipesCMR: thats how they thrive
[23:35] KhadBanks: I mean you may feel all cheated or whatever but theres 90,000+ people
[23:35] KhadBanks: Its not like you are the only guy being watched
[23:35] KhadBanks: Either way I am sure Ozma had a reason

Khad
Probation
Can't post for 3045 days!

quote:

[23:36] FreshlySnipesCMR: ?
[23:36] FreshlySnipesCMR: how do you figure
[23:36] KhadBanks: Well maybe you had a low content post
[23:36] FreshlySnipesCMR: what are yoh saying
[23:36] FreshlySnipesCMR: Khad
[23:36] KhadBanks:
[23:36] FreshlySnipesCMR: the post is right in front of you
[23:36] KhadBanks: Say my name again please I have a giant ego
[23:36] FreshlySnipesCMR: open your eyes
[23:37] KhadBanks: ego is almost eggo
[23:37] KhadBanks: LEGO MY EGGO
[23:37] FreshlySnipesCMR: there's no "maybe" this or "probably" that
[23:37] FreshlySnipesCMR: i got banned for no reason
[23:37] KhadBanks: Well you made a post about putting weed on a sandwich and asked if it was a waste of weed I don't know
[23:37] KhadBanks: Couldn't you just PM someone?
[23:37] KhadBanks: I mean you said you had plat
[23:37] FreshlySnipesCMR: bro
[23:38] KhadBanks: Plus what about all the posts you made before that
[23:38] FreshlySnipesCMR: it's a whole forum for asking questions about drugs
[23:38] FreshlySnipesCMR: what about them?
[23:38] KhadBanks: Well did they suck?

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Khad
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quote:

[23:38] FreshlySnipesCMR: they were fine
[23:39] KhadBanks: Well can you really judge your own posts?
[23:39] KhadBanks: I mean come on
[23:39] KhadBanks: I make horrible posts but I keep them in BYOB
[23:39] KhadBanks: (THE PLACE TO BE WORD OUT TO THE BYOB HOMIES_
[23:39] FreshlySnipesCMR: you're grasping at straws
[23:39] FreshlySnipesCMR: give it up
[23:40] FreshlySnipesCMR: i got banned for no reason, my other posts are irrelevant
[23:40] KhadBanks: No they aren't
[23:40] KhadBanks: I have a lovely little website and the couple of peopel that visit it if they keep making bad posts
[23:40] KhadBanks: I get tired of them
[23:40] FreshlySnipesCMR: it says (user was banned for this post)
[23:40] KhadBanks: Even though I don't ban them initially
[23:40] KhadBanks: I get tired of it
[23:40] KhadBanks: Thats probably what Ozma did
[23:40] FreshlySnipesCMR: not (user was banned for posting history)
[23:41] FreshlySnipesCMR: that's fine, your site isn't a business
[23:41] KhadBanks: Well we like straw
[23:41] KhadBanks: Maybe that
[23:41] KhadBanks: was the last straw
[23:41] FreshlySnipesCMR: i was a customer

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