Hathor the Cow Goddess!

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS

Most of us know Hathor as the Egyptian Goddess of Beauty. She usually looks like this:

A woman with cows' horns and the sun on her head.

There is another Hathor though, this Hathor isn't a goddess of beauty, she is a goddess of ....

BREASTFEEDING!!!

http://www.thecowgoddess.com/

Hathor has turned being a mommy into a political agenda, and she tackles everything from public nursing to co-sleeping (sharing the same bed with your kids).

The best part of the website however is the wonderful detailed description of the home birth of her youngest:

http://www.thecowgoddess.com/?page_id=363

Complete with a picture of the aftermath.

Her husband wears a cape and mask because he's a superhero.

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:02

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 20:10

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

If I was a woman I wouldn't choose to be represented by a cow.

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:05

Og Oggilby

so a guy has died and he meets st. peter at the gates of heaven

st. peter asks what he died of. the guy doesn't know, just that he was talking to his wife

st. peter: did you say anything wrong?
guy: no, just my wife asked me if she looks fat
st. peter: oh, you said yes?
guy: no!
st. peter: then what did you say
guy: i said it was the dairy that made her fat and now i'm here!

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:10

Midget Porn!: Hello, Pumpkintits!

she birthed a child into poopy water :gonk:

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:10

HUGE PUBES A PLUS

If you breastfeed in public, for the comfort of the other customers nursing mothers are asked to go somewhere private, like the restroom. Here is the cow goddess's response to this request:

HUGE PUBES A PLUS fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Mar 30, 2007

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:13

Mugglefucker: by Fragmaster

FURRY

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:15

Postmortem Success

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:16

hipster werewolf

Mugglefucker posted:

FURRY

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:16

trill ass: buttcop

hi nRG

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:17

Black History Month: you want a piece of me

it seeems like hathor has a lot to say

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:18

hipster werewolf

to say her name aloud would certainly bring doom upon the speaker

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:20

The Fancher: It's not the fall that kills you.

bitch is crazy.

not really, i like the drawing style

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:21

Planimal: don't autoban again jerk.

as a half man/half cow i can really identify with this comic strip

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:21

Devil Bird Thing: Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

I pooped on the counter at McDonald's once because I was all like, "AW HELL NAW! I AIN'T GOIN' IN NO BATHROOM JUST TO GET ME SOME TITTY! I GETS THAT TITTY WHEREVER I FINDS IT!"

To be fair, I was also high on vicodin at the time.

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:23

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

this is almost as bad as that "BUSH HID THE FACTS" hippie chick comic

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:25

HUGE PUBES A PLUS

Black History Month posted:

it seeems like hathor has a lot to say

Yep she does, because no matter where you are, if the baby's hungry, it's time to feed!

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:26

Devil Bird Thing: Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

It has a black moss growing over dem tittys.

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:29

BBQPanda: reardetective

so is it wrong to use breast pumps

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:29

Planimal: don't autoban again jerk.

ORGANIC MELONS

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:30

The Fancher: It's not the fall that kills you.

Planimal posted:

ORGANIC MELONS

less on them but they cost twice as much

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:31

Og Oggilby

BBQPanda posted:

so is it wrong to use breast pumps

i use them all the time

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:32

HUGE PUBES A PLUS

BBQPanda posted:

so is it wrong to use breast pumps

No not at all, especially in the morning when you need cream for your coffee :laugh:

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:32

Detergent: WDE WDE WDE

lol

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:33

Defenestration: "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"

placenta
|
V

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:36

HUGE PUBES A PLUS

Oh YES! If it wasn't graphic enough for you, in LIVING COLOR!

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:37

Defenestration: "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"

BBQPanda posted:

so is it wrong to use breast pumps

i know of at least one major national law firm which provides nursing mothers with free breast pumps as a maternity benefit

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:37

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

PRODUCE

Organic

Less on it, But
CostsTwice as
Much

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:37

HUGE PUBES A PLUS

Defenestration posted:

i know of at least one major national law firm which provides nursing mothers with free breast pumps as a maternity benefit

I breast fed, and I used a pump. I just never saw nursing my baby as a militant political agenda.

BYOB: Less on it, but it costs twice as much.

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:38

Og Oggilby

N-ER-GEE posted:

BYOB: Less on it, but it costs twice as much.

admin change the byob name to this tia

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:40

Nigmaetcetera: borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

weren't the cosmos in egyptian theology created by a primal god, living alone in an infinite ocean, sucking himself off thus creating the world?

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:42

.lnk to the past: psoting while drunk

what a oval office

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:42

Occupy Japan: I've spent so much time clopping to fillies that my joints have locked up!

N-ER-GEE posted:

Oh YES! If it wasn't graphic enough for you, in LIVING COLOR!

vagina status: goopy and stretched

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:43

The_Ez8: But this feels so unnatural Peter Gabriel too

Nigmaetcetera posted:

weren't the cosmos in egyptian theology created by a primal god, living alone in an infinite ocean, sucking himself off thus creating the world?

God I hope, that sounds pretty awesome

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:44

HUGE PUBES A PLUS

_{_{Hathor the Cowgoddess is a character created by me, an artist living in Los Angeles, California. She is a superhero who wants to save humanity through the combination of nurture, sustainability and bonding inherent in the practice of attachment parenting. Her movement is called the Evolution Revolution, her breasts are her superpower and her sidekick is her baby, always carried in a sling and prominently (politically) suckling at her exposed breast.

Hathor is a mother who stays with her children yet works as a woman of and ruling the world. I borrow iconography from the current anti-globalization movement, to present her as a manifesto writing, protest marching, puppet carrying, flag-waving mother.

The Hathor the Cowgoddess character also appears in my epic-sized cartoon paintings and sculpted action-figure collectibles and as a persona that I become at hospitality happenings and protest marches. (Hathor s Bake-In, where 150 people helped me knead, bake and taste breast shaped breastmilkbread

and the Washington DC Million Mom March where Hathor appeared as uninvited spokeswoman, respectively). She also stars in comic book manifestos, list-serve zines, quilted protest banners, propaganda stickers, DIY mothering manuals and her very own homebirth home videos. She has been seen at art galleries in Sacramento, Albuquerque, Tampa, Miami and Los Angeles.

My work lies at an intersection between activism and art, the feminist and family values movements, family and community, nature and culture, private and public, humor and complete seriousness.}}

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:45

Bloodmane: by Ozma

That cow won't shut up about her dumb agendas.

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:46

Nigmaetcetera: borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

The_Ez8 posted:

God I hope, that sounds pretty awesome

yeah that's what it is

but the translation isn't clear, it could mean "jacking off", "jacking off then mr. god guy putting the cosmic cum in his mouth and spitting it all over the place", or "mr. god guy playing a solo on his skin-flute, with a splashy orchestral finale"

# ? Mar 30, 2007 05:47