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name : melanie
age : 14
weirdst thing i evar put in my pussay: steak knife


by Lowtax

Sleepingbag

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18/f/california/model

a dick


Haomo
maybe theres a smaller pussay inside XD


Welcome to the SomethingAwful.com Forums! :)
fairy tale fart

bring back flags (put this in your sig)

a sense of power


dont read my posts
Bloated Pussy
answer is fyad


Oh great, another 3 page SRN fitness thread
SRN
Gina
45
a dog's arm


Caligula Braun
a baby, im dislexic, *giggles*


Haomo

herr olhado posted:

a sense of power



Rascal
23, bugeyed sunglasses:

my cell phone, told my gurl trish to just keep callin me , ha ha ha ha! Holla trish. Keep hollaing in my pussy girl, i love u, <3 my sisters. <3 my pussy


Haomo
send help; trapped in pussay factory (a pussy)


Caligula Braun
25, hot

another pussy :P


avenge me - signed, twisty
Crok
Shiela
20
an infant's arm holding an apple



sexy vids

Haoma posted:

23, bugeyed sunglasses:

my cell phone, told my gurl trish to just keep callin me , ha ha ha ha! Holla trish. Keep hollaing in my pussy girl, i love u, <3 my sisters. <3 my pussy

trish....


I HAVE AN UNDERWEAR TURNAROUND RATE OF ONE EVERY MONTH (that's when i turn it around to the clean side)
Shithead Ocelot

sigs
off

32. female. my passport application... My boyfrend from Spain turned out to be a teenager playing me a fool and not the dark and handsome sex god he made himself out to be... men. Pigs at all ages.


Haomo
nancy, 14/f

a babby weiner


I HAVE AN UNDERWEAR TURNAROUND RATE OF ONE EVERY MONTH (that's when i turn it around to the clean side)
Shithead Ocelot

sigs
off

a golden five


anime comes to life and kisses me on the lips
Autism Monday

A vial of my father blood. <3 u daddy.. Ill c u in heaven- until then ill keep the last bit of u here on earth warm ..


Haomo
19, cali

funny, only yesterday i stuck a usb connection wire up there. Thought it'd be funny to pretend I was a usb device. My boyfriend told me to cut that poo poo out , But I guess there will always be the forums


avenge me - signed, twisty
Crok

Haoma posted:

23, bugeyed sunglasses:

my cell phone, told my gurl trish to just keep callin me , ha ha ha ha! Holla trish. Keep hollaing in my pussy girl, i love u, <3 my sisters. <3 my pussy
lol


Mr. Babies


a neutron star.... lmao


SNOT CORN
gyssyca, 19 year old, one day baby come out of pussy (weird) so i put it back in hehe


by Lowtax

Sleepingbag

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15-f-ohio..My own period effluent. Jesus said u should love yourself & its a part of me-- dont want ot lose it. I ate part of Jesus in church (the wafer, whatever it tasted stale *yuck!!* ) and i was taught in class that the things u eat turn into ur blood and muscles.. i want to keep jesus close 2 me


Haomo
Hey guys! *winks* ITs me Sandy-- 18 yrs old and 1 month (legal ****meowwww***)
I printked out my entire facebook wall and stuffed it up in ther-, as my gals saY:
memories will last u a lifetime, the nights we dont remember will stay with us, etc.. dont want to forget that im one of ur Top 8 beautiful girls Melissa


Haomo
i asked her and she said me



207-563-5532



19, I have the face of a mole

prolly a vitamin it was a scooby doo one,\ thought it would strengthen things up down there hehe


by Fistgrrl

d-d-d-doug

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44 YEARS OLD, OKLAHOMA

SOME SCAFFOLDING- YOULL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU GET A LITTLE OLDER LADIES


Haomo
14 , texas.

Cement.. uncle jake wont hurt me anymore


Haomo

Hercules Vandermollen posted:

Gina
45
a dog's arm

dogs dont have arms gina/// u taking ur medicine baby?


Haomo

Haoma posted:

23, bugeyed sunglasses:

my cell phone, told my gurl trish to just keep callin me , ha ha ha ha! Holla trish. Keep hollaing in my pussy girl, i love u, <3 my sisters. <3 my pussy

hahahah



207-563-5532



Haoma posted:

A vial of my father blood. <3 u daddy.. Ill c u in heaven- until then ill keep the last bit of u here on earth warm ..


by Peatpot

Future Borat

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herr olhado posted:

a sense of power

holy crap


by HELLTANK

Blue Dad Sucks!!
67/f/toronto

my finger once, it was icky. stinky. sticky. never doin that again. EVER. (im a receptionist and a professional beanie baby collector)


Haomo
name: stacy "Mrs Diamond Dallas Page" dallas page
age: 27
weirdest thing: gotta be the first time i took all of DDPs package -- 9 inches, uncircumsized, in the shape of a diamond, beautiful color..i thought it was weird but now im just happy to be mrs diamond dallas page.


Wet butt is cool dude man, check him on tumblr @ tlgrmsiam - Marc Bolan at a rap concert
WET BUTT
i'm the steak knife in the oP


by Ion Helmet

COUNTIN THE BILLIES
name: melyndae
age: 19

okay one day i was bored and feeling frisky (you know what i mean right gurls??!) and i found a kielbasa in the fridge so i fried it up and ate it and then went outside and grabbed a garden hose and put it inside myself and it felt soooooooooooo good and i just kept pushing it in further and further and i think like 20 feet of it were in me and it felt soooooo good, i still laugh when i see somebody using that hose


quack forever
Lord Quackmere

no sig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!

a apple


by Peatpot

Future Borat

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Haoma posted:

23, bugeyed sunglasses:

my cell phone, told my gurl trish to just keep callin me , ha ha ha ha! Holla trish. Keep hollaing in my pussy girl, i love u, <3 my sisters. <3 my pussy

lol



dings
i put the hoosiers dvd in my puissy and son of a gun it worked on tha tv



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my names tina im 14 i put a rabbit tail in



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