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*glances at girls earrings* loving awesome. This is brilliant. *dinner arrives at table* Holy loving jesus. This is the best thing I have ever seen in my life. *glances at girls shoes* Jesus christ monkey balls.



Todd Forklift

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*glances at tits* Nice. Voted 5


ATTN any lurkers reading this: buy/make me a good avatar and ill adopt you probably
Abortion is Murder
wow, that looks so realistic!



Yad Rock
*looks over check...takes out wallet* "heres my contribution"



soiree of love

Nice rear end. Your rear end for the loving win.



Whilst farting I


thx for avatar awkward paws!!!

*eats full plate* Oh Jesus, More! More!


Mr. Babies


A-ha I spilled diet gatorade all over my performance gaming surface, good show sir!


Hoague Oxchest



this sig is made of random ofkay so if you dont like it you can didle your button

god i hope she wont get raped



pugmobile
sorry but it had to be done *grabs girl's titty*


by mons noobis

Disco Duck
Oh your father died recently? I'm going to hell for laughing at this.


Haomo
your hairdo is absolutely brilliant. Holy Lord I can't stop looking at it

ps thats a direct quote from maoist banker


ATTN any lurkers reading this: buy/make me a good avatar and ill adopt you probably
Abortion is Murder
Am i doing this rite???


by HELLTANK

Blue Dad Sucks!!
*Grabs rear end* Grabbed for posteriority.



Whilst farting I


thx for avatar awkward paws!!!

Your brother died in Iraq? Wow... current events reference. Nice


ATTN any lurkers reading this: buy/make me a good avatar and ill adopt you probably
Abortion is Murder
is this a joke?

stop saying 5 youre creeping me out

dont even bother calling again you weird fucker


Triticum Guzzler
this is my first time please be gentle


ATTN any lurkers reading this: buy/make me a good avatar and ill adopt you probably
Abortion is Murder
you are going right in my documents



pugmobile
*takes tiny sip of soup* Hmm...Needs more brian peppers.


I'm slogging SSF4
Casey Chaos
*lays tip on table* 5 good sir, 5 for the loving win



caekIzaLie-chan LULZ

im lolling at this whole date



P-Funk
Goatse is played out but in this situation it's gold.


Mr. Babies


i can't believe no one else thought of this

oh your parents brought you here on your birthday? Total. loving. Brilliance.

...

someone had to do it.



Yad Rock
I'm glad to see the night starting nicely, Dragonforce on the radio right when you entered the car. Date has potential!



Whilst farting I


thx for avatar awkward paws!!!

I'm going to hell for this but... *drops roofie in drink*


AND HE HAD THE FACE OF AN ANGEL
Genderfuck time!
*gets inner thigh gently stroked* Jesus Christ... That is NOT work safe...


Triticum Guzzler
i like where this is going *drags unconscious date into van*



Yad Rock
*puts date in trunk* Placeholder for later, will contribute soon



caekIzaLie-chan LULZ

*date pulls up at restaurant* *retracts from shrub with cameraphone* Hello new desktop background



Todd Forklift
Excuse me, OP? A contribution?


AND HE HAD THE FACE OF AN ANGEL
Genderfuck time!
I hate to poo poo on this, but

Genderfuck time! fucked around with this message at Apr 5, 2007 around 23:50


AND HE HAD THE FACE OF AN ANGEL
Genderfuck time!

*nervously avoids eye contact* a...am i doing this right??? *dabs off sweat with a napkin*


Triticum Guzzler
Too easy?



Yad Rock
*begins unzipping fly* hey: not mind safe


"TELL ME HOW TO GET PIG SEMEN OUT OF SUEDE" Club soda, fucktard.
Toxic Fart Syndrome
*wears expensive suit* no 56k, babe


"TELL ME HOW TO GET PIG SEMEN OUT OF SUEDE" Club soda, fucktard.
Toxic Fart Syndrome
you owe me a new keyboard



Yad Rock
this is amazing i think i love you *scares girl away*



Skintag
You're no Hakan.


AND HE HAD THE FACE OF AN ANGEL
Genderfuck time!

Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:

*wears expensive suit* no 56k, babe

LOL *date does something* I see wat u did there

*date carries around a money safe intended for home use* thats definitely not a work safe

*date pulls out a fishing pole and a paper with the numbers 1-5 on it* Voted 5... to lure



Todd Forklift

Todd Forklift posted:

LOL *date does something* I see wat u did there

*date carries around a money safe intended for home use* thats definitely not a work safe

*date pulls out a fishing pole and a paper with the numbers 1-5 on it* Voted 5... to lure

ahahhahahaha


Hoague Oxchest



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Todd Forklift posted:

LOL *date does something* I see wat u did there

*date carries around a money safe intended for home use* thats definitely not a work safe

*date pulls out a fishing pole and a paper with the numbers 1-5 on it* Voted 5... to lure

llol



Skintag
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