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Microwave
Dec 30, 2004

cocksucking idiot


















Alright, well, I dunno what happened but it looks like the experiment went wrong and then I got sucked through a portal to another dimension. You guys are gonna have to help me get home. Here's how this will work: tell me things to do (where to go, what to do, when to go left, etc) and I'll do them. I should probably get up first.

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JHLU
Dec 8, 2005
I want to be a doctor so I get to wear a sexy white lab coat around all day.

Get up and pull on the hanging blue bulb.

TheCIASentMe
Jul 11, 2003

I'll get you! Just you wait and see!

Check out the capsule that you came from. You might be able to find important things like that brown scrap of something or other. (Also, poke the blue pinata thing)

Admin Understudy
Apr 17, 2002

Captain Pope-tastic

Examine the contents of your pockets.

Haddas
Sep 12, 2004

Cheap appendix removal!

that lightbulb looks like a mighty fine hat i must say. wear it

bear is driving!
Apr 6, 2005

How can that be?


Check in and around your machine for anything useful that you can take with you.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003

...it's only gonna make you love me more...


>go right

(there's always something to the right)

ToG
Feb 16, 2007
Rory Gallagher Wannabe

Wipe the blood off you're face with the wall or anything rough.

Microwave
Dec 30, 2004

cocksucking idiot


JHLU posted:

Get up and pull on the hanging blue bulb.




ALRIGHT! This is exciting.

i am teh wombat
Mar 27, 2007

Would someone with a hat this fancy lie to you?

Look inside the capsule, greet the mysterious man inside. Is he a knight of the round table? Cave man? Space man? Space cave cowboy with a crossbow and a vial of acid?

Only time will tell.

Zuph
Jul 24, 2003
Zupht0r 6000 Turbo Type-R

Punch the blue thing until it breaks or something.

Miso Beno
Apr 29, 2004

Try to Catch Me Ridin' Dirty


Make a tie out of the hanging bulb.


Microwave
Dec 30, 2004

cocksucking idiot


Aleldtritch posted:

Examine the contents of your pockets.
Crumpled up piece of paper; lint; 2 dollars.

Pup
Oct 5, 2005

He ended up where he started, in the middle of the deserted main street. He had shot and killed thirty-nine men, fourteen women, and five children. He had sh

Check to make sure gravity works in the same way in this dimension.

navi
May 27, 2004

#1 Grandpa!

Microwave posted:

ALRIGHT! This is exciting.
Look in the locker that the chamber is leaning on.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

See if any of the pod components are salvageable.

Microwave
Dec 30, 2004

cocksucking idiot


ToG posted:

Wipe the blood off you're face with the wall or anything rough.

Sparta
Aug 14, 2003

the other white meat


Break open the blue thing.

Bear Report
Aug 27, 2005

Only superstars... like me.

Uncrumple that paper in your pocket and see what it says.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Nightmare fuel


You're in a new dimension, time to start fresh! Take off that lab coat so people won't right away think you're a nerd.

internet celebrity
Jun 23, 2006


Walk off the screen to the right.

Microwave
Dec 30, 2004

cocksucking idiot


Haddas posted:

that lightbulb looks like a mighty fine hat i must say. wear it

Microwave
Dec 30, 2004

cocksucking idiot


Lobok posted:

You're in a new dimension, time to start fresh! Take off that lab coat so people won't right away think you're a nerd.
Oh, I'm not a scientist. I'm just a guiena pig for them (2 dollars an hour hell yeah )

Pup
Oct 5, 2005

He ended up where he started, in the middle of the deserted main street. He had shot and killed thirty-nine men, fourteen women, and five children. He had sh

Whatever you do, don't start eating the inhabitants of this world, no matter how tasty they appear!

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful



Salvage what you can from the energy convertor

i am teh wombat
Mar 27, 2007

Would someone with a hat this fancy lie to you?

You should instead greet the first thing you see with the universal sign of peace -- screaming loudly and running towards them.

Microwave
Dec 30, 2004

cocksucking idiot


hamaien posted:

Walk off the screen to the right.

Googes
Sep 2, 2006

Not much bro, just dancin on a streetlamp

Start fire using sparks from the pod and paper money, make blue egg into omelet.

EDIT: Mushroom omelet, and be sure to make it Denver style we're Americans here

Googes fucked around with this message at Apr 16, 2007 around 17:18

snowcake
Apr 3, 2003

when in rome, we shall do as the romans, when in hell, we do shots at the bar.

oh duh, eat the mushrooms

MTW
Dec 30, 2004

by angerbot


Wipe off the blood from your face with the paper in your pocket.

Pup
Oct 5, 2005

He ended up where he started, in the middle of the deserted main street. He had shot and killed thirty-nine men, fourteen women, and five children. He had sh

The mooninites are asking you to play their favorite game -- "Bounce the giant stone"

Microwave
Dec 30, 2004

cocksucking idiot


i am teh wombat posted:

You should instead greet the first thing you see with the universal sign of peace -- screaming loudly and running towards them.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful



eat the mushroom, it'll make you their size

S.C. sweeps
Apr 23, 2006


offer the blue hat as a gift to the creatures

Microwave
Dec 30, 2004

cocksucking idiot


snowcake posted:

oh duh, eat the mushrooms


ncol
May 28, 2005

Christmas Whale fully subsidized by ThatsMyBoye

Migishu posted:

eat the mushroom, it'll make you their size

mushrooms make you bigger dude, not smaller.

(eat one anyways)

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful



Microwave posted:



uh oh, quick, find a toilet!

Admin Understudy
Apr 17, 2002

Captain Pope-tastic

Since the mushrooms expanded your mind do some calculations on the wall of how to repair your ship so it can travel through dimensions. Use the blood of those little creatures as ink.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003

...it's only gonna make you love me more...


now that you've eaten the mushrooms, establish your position in the cosmic time-space plane! quick!

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Blueshift
Jul 24, 2004

Wheelie is quite friendly and fun,
But cross him and he'll kill your mum!

In this brave new world you will need protection.

Wear the little men as gloves

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