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Bike Thief
May 31, 2004

by Ozma


Hey guys here are some pictures of my friend, it's her birthday coming up soon and she just loves to be photoshoped. She is so wacky and she has a really great sense of humor, I think she would fit in really well on the forums. I was hoping to assemble a portfolio for her birthday.

Come on guys and help a fellow goon out, it would really make her day! and I know all the photoshop wizards here at somethingawful would love to have a hand in making somebody happy! I included a starter image and a bunch of examples of what she loves, but feel free to try whatever you like.









(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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Broz Before Hoz
Dec 03, 2005

Iranian Solidarity Green Title


I think you're heading for a big disappointment.

Arcaeris
Mar 15, 2006


Although I think your starter photoshops are good, I have to say that everyone in that first picture looks like a dude. Seriously.

I assume the blonde on the right is the "girl?"

Bike Thief
May 31, 2004

by Ozma


Arcaeris posted:

Although I think your starter photoshops are good, I have to say that everyone in that first picture looks like a dude. Seriously.

I assume the blonde on the right is the "girl?"

Come on guys, don't insult my friend please. She is really nice.

eight
Apr 25, 2004


This is the most awesome photoshop thread I have ever seen. The sheer brilliance of asking us to photoshop pictures of your friend. The audacity of you claiming the thread will be good. This is one thread that children will talking about for generations to come.

NoveltyMC
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax


you have some good looking friends. also the one in the middle looks really sick (allergy season?)

also edit: lawl i know who they are

NoveltyMC fucked around with this message at Apr 22, 2007 around 19:30

The Noble Nobbler
Jul 14, 2003

d6 rounds of silence for my homie who passed

You're pretty aware what people will do, so you can stop pretending to have just registered as the hilarity rolls in

Bike Thief
May 31, 2004

by Ozma


Prime posted:

This is the most awesome photoshop thread I have ever seen. The sheer brilliance of asking us to photoshop pictures of your friend. The audacity of you claiming the thread will be good. This is one thread that children will talking about for generations to come.

I wish you could meet her, she would change your mind.

LongHairedHippy
Dec 18, 2006


I think this thread's title is false advertising.

Ralconn
Aug 02, 2006



Finally, a bad photoshop thread.

joeburz
Aug 03, 2006


How is this a "bad photoshop" thread, those are done pretty well. Is that actually a girl though?

gigawhite
Jul 04, 2005

I'm going to kidnap him. I'm going to kidnap the President of the United States.

This has to be a fakepost.

Edit: Slash banme.

Stoofus
Apr 04, 2007

Supporting licensed and approved defecation.

Bike Thief posted:

Come on guys, don't insult my friend please. She is really nice.

You don't know GBS very well do you?

btw my mother just asked "is that male or female" so it's not like it's a goon thing..

Bike Thief
May 31, 2004

by Ozma


joeburz posted:

How is this a "bad photoshop" thread, those are done pretty well. Is that actually a girl though?

Yes guys.......


Is that really what you all think she looks like? a dude?

Rapefist
Feb 11, 2007
Professional Fapper


The thread title should say something like "Photoshop my friend for her birthday" not telling us it's a good photoshop thread, that should be for us to decide.

DocBrown
Apr 11, 2007
1.21 Jiggawats!

Those are really great haha but I mean as a serious question, your friend did she ever go through a sex change operation? I'm not trying to be mean or anything but she's got that, "double gender" thing going on.

tyrelhill
Jul 30, 2006


Bike Thief posted:

Yes guys.......


Is that really what you all think she looks like? a dude?

She sure doesn't look like Chasey Lain.

MoALTz
Nov 22, 2005


How long did it take you to make those Icequeen photoshops?

Effort I guess...

BaconGravy
Jan 18, 2007

by Fistgrrl


Bike Thief posted:

I wish you could meet her, she would change your mind.

I don't know, man, she looks kinda bitchy and cold if you ask me. What makes her so great?

DarkPrime
Jan 13, 2006

virtus junxit mors non separabit


Hot drat, a ban-me!

 That's supposedly Icequeen in purple, guys.  

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters.
Shaken, you faggot,
not stirred.


Can we just comment on how she looks like a dude instead of photoshopping her?

Bike Thief
May 31, 2004

by Ozma


Here is another, lets get some more photoshops guys.

Bike Thief fucked around with this message at Apr 22, 2007 around 19:38

chivalress
Jun 30, 2006


I can't believe no one has caught on or said anything yet.

edit: beaten.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 03, 2004

VTEC
VTEC
VTEC
VTEC
VTEC


DocBrown posted:

Those are really great haha but I mean as a serious question, your friend did she ever go through a sex change operation? I'm not trying to be mean or anything but she's got that, "double gender" thing going on.

yeah pretty much what i thought. I do like the OP's images though. The baluga whale took me a second to see that any changes were made

E: Oh god, I understand. This is going to be the feelgood banme of the year.

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 09, 2001



kingcobweb posted:

Can we just comment on how she looks like a dude instead of photoshopping her?
That's mean, "kingcobweb." You're mean.

Rapefist
Feb 11, 2007
Professional Fapper


chivalress posted:

I can't believe no one has caught on or said anything yet.

edit: beaten.

What? I don't get it.

Bike Thief
May 31, 2004

by Ozma


Seriously guys she doesn't look like a man, stop saying that.


Nother one'





http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/...ce2006/ice8.jpg

NightGoat
Nov 22, 2004
no

Oh, this sure is something.

Og Oggilby
Feb 12, 2005


RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005

Oh Daddy

edit: ignore this post!

RideTheSpiral fucked around with this message at Apr 22, 2007 around 19:40

koopatrooper
Dec 10, 2006



Well that sure is some sickly looking, poorly dressed, pale people standing awkwardly around food, I guess.

NightGoat
Nov 22, 2004
no

GreaseMonkey! posted:

What? I don't get it.


You're gonna find out.

Arcaeris
Mar 15, 2006


I wish I could edit the poo poo out of my post, in case rumors are true. But it is quoted, probably intentionally, so I must resign myself to being hosed.

Autism Sundae
Mar 18, 2005
 

That's a lot of effort for a banme and while you're still a complete idiot I at least commend you on that

KKKLIP ART
Sep 03, 2004

VTEC
VTEC
VTEC
VTEC
VTEC


Arcaeris posted:

I wish I could edit the poo poo out of my post, in case rumors are true. But it is quoted, probably intentionally, so I must resign myself to being hosed.

Well, its okay, you didnt know. Im sure that an honest mistake is fine.

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters.
Shaken, you faggot,
not stirred.


DarkPrime posted:

Hot drat, a ban-me!

 That's supposedly Icequeen in purple, guys.  

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh goddammit

I didn't mean it really

Bike Thief
May 31, 2004

by Ozma


Autism Sundae posted:

That's a lot of effort for a banme and while you're still a complete idiot I at least commend you on that

I'm going to get banned for posting a thread trying to make my friend happy? I don't get it.

Residentearth
Jun 19, 2002

dear die hard, you rock. ps do you know mad max?

Gollum looks so sad.

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