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i was at the car wash just finishing up and about to vacuum up my car when the ultimate hustler's head popped out of the hose and said "aw poo poo nigga look at yo car, the only grain you grippin is nutri-grains" and i tried to ignore him but he was like "and ya head too big" i was like drat.


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DocEvil posted:

i was at the car wash just finishing up and about to vacuum up my car when the ultimate hustler's head popped out of the hose and said "aw poo poo nigga look at yo car, the only grain you grippin is nutri-grains" and i tried to ignore him but he was like "and ya head too big" i was like drat.

well you were grippin nutri-grains last night


Do the right thing.
Street Bat Robot
docevil will the ultimate hustler ever return to the front page y/n/m (pick one pls)



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thx for avatar awkward paws!!!

Fab Boner posted:

docevil will the ultimate hustler ever return to the front page y/n/m (pick one pls)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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maybe i'm just too demanding
Downtown Abey


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doc I need that youtube of those guys tossing sunglasses around


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kliksf
Me and my gf were browsing the latest Home theater sets in Best BUy when suddenly the ultimate hustler flies out from a nearby speaker and shouts 'nigga youre so poor your tv dinner tray is your good china' and i fell back aghast then he looked right at me and said 'plus yo mouth so enormous you speak in Dolby Surround Sound' and i was like ddddddaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnn


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Casey Chaos
wh o is the ultimate hustler


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fishing with therapy posted:

wh o is the ultimate hustler

every time a daring diss is made, he is there in spirit if not in body


DOS, dank, n drank

CaptainWinky

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I was living with my parents at the time (lol I know), and one day I rolled upstairs from the basement (lol I know) without a shirt. Went to the fridge, opened it, shouted IT HUNGERS then jugged from a jug of milk. Belched. Turned around to see that the living room was full of people with my mother, staring at me. Mom was hosting a prayer group.

once at the county fair i was eatin a corndog and playing some ring toss when The Ultimate Hustler's head popped out of the one of the bottles and said "the only rings you be tossin is onion rings" i was flustered but tried focusing on the game but he said "and yo face so ugly you put the freakshow out of business" and i was like "drat"

drinkin ur gfs milk fucked around with this message at Jun 6, 2007 around 23:48


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Neo Mara
i walked into the bank the other day and the ultimate hustler popped out from behind a plant and said "boy you so ugly the security done turned off the surveillence cameras" and i was like fukkkkkk


paraone

Lance Staminero posted:

doc I need that youtube of those guys tossing sunglasses around

here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bsf4wu039c


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maxnmona
i was shopping for vegetables in the supermarket and the ultimate hustler done popped out from among the carrots and shouted "the only swede you ever eaten was named Magnus" and i fell back into another shoppers cart, then he jumped out and stood over me and said "plus your girl smell liked burned cabbages"


Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!
Slabs

i was enjoying a quiet meal by myself when the ultimate hustler kicked down the door, walked up to my table and stared me in the eye and said "you so lonely, you see less action than a blind man at an IMAX" and i started feeling pretty dizzy. he then said "and yo' mailman knows about them condom product samples and that you aint seein' no girl" and i just threw up on the floor and blacked out



The Red Baron
i took my girlfriend to a nice restaurant the other day and the ultimate hustler popped out from under the table and said "boy you so ugly the waiter gonna give YOU a tip if you tie your napkin over your face" and i kinda clenched my fist but said nothing and then he said "and your woman's crotch smell like last week's seafood platter" and i was like drat.


DOS, dank, n drank

CaptainWinky

quote:

I was living with my parents at the time (lol I know), and one day I rolled upstairs from the basement (lol I know) without a shirt. Went to the fridge, opened it, shouted IT HUNGERS then jugged from a jug of milk. Belched. Turned around to see that the living room was full of people with my mother, staring at me. Mom was hosting a prayer group.

i was reading fyad and i clicked a goatse link without thinking about it and the ultimate hustler popped out of the anus and said "nigga you so gullible you still waitin' for your check from nigeria" and i was like welp,


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Abortion is Murder




best president-----><---- best president

well i was at the post office the other day minding my own business and the ultimate hustler popped out of a mail cart and said "hey boy you so ugly you push yo face into dough to make gorilla cookies" and of course i just tried walking away but the cart followed me and the huster said "you so ugly yo momma had to be crunck as gently caress to breast feed yo rear end" and i just hit the door embarrassed as hell, not able to look at myself the same way ever again


paraone
i was contributing to the collection plate at church when the ultimate hustler popped out from behind a pew and said "god don't want your old baby ruth wrappers, you poor rear end chocoholic" and i just sat there with my mouth open, then he turned to the reverend and said "and yo' monsignor look more like a monsenorita" and i started crying

Caligula Braun fucked around with this message at May 12, 2007 around 18:51


Caligula Braun
I was sitting in Philosophy class and the ultimate hustler popped out of a collection of Camus' fiction and said "bitch the only stranger you know is when you be sittin on yo hand before jerkin off at night" and i tried to keep my composure, but then he appeared out of the aether and said "you breath so bad bitches be callin you the plauge" and i was like drat.


starbu.cx

DESTROY TWITTER // words words

i was using my ninja training to fight off a crowd of random thugs singlehandedly but as i decapitated three with a single swipe of my katana and turned to kick the fourth in the face he turned out to be the ultimate hustler and he said "yo fu so weak that you couldn't even look at a grasshopper" and i was staggered and then the thug behind me also turned out to be the ultimate hustler and he quipped "what is that technique you're practicing anyway, busta style?" and i was too shaken to dodge the chair that the first hustler proceeded to break over my head



Ferrinus

Bier Beware posted:

I was sitting in Philosophy class and the ultimate hustler popped out of a collection of Camus' fiction and said "bitch the only stranger you know is when you be sittin on yo hand before jerkin off at night" and i tried to keep my composure, but then he appeared out of the aether and said "you breath so bad bitches be callin you the plauge" and i was like drat.

llol


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Casey Chaos
i was browsing the folklore section of the bookstore the other day when the ultimate hustler pops out of a copy of struwwelpeter and says "drat son there a story in here bout you called 'the sucka who couldn't get it up never, talkin his dick floppin round like a stank-rear end fish all the drat time'" and i was about to console myself with a copy of joseph campbell when he threw the brothers grimm at me and said "plus yo face look like baba yaga's taint" and i was like "drat"



Ingwit
The ultimate hustler sounds like the ultimate jerk.


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Humanity

quote:

Xiga came out of the closet to say:

I'm very excited about this, especially since I can play it with my girlfriend, more co-op games are awesome.
i was sittin down at the double arches, gettin my mack and my mac on, when the ultimate hustler came out from behind the counter an sayed "you lookin for a job application cause you got enough grease to keep this joint rollin 24 7" so i nonchalantly reach for a napkin and stares me down and says "tell yo girl i heard they puttin slimfast on the dollar menu" and she stumbled into the bathroom visibly shaken while i rushed out the door with the napkin dispenser


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after philosophy i went to my next class psychology, glad to have escaped the ultimate hustler. but as soon as i sat down he amassed in the collective unconscious and said "freud be sayin e'eyone wants to gently caress they mother, but most of em just gently caress yours instead" and i blacked out but he popped into my dream as an archetype and said "you so repulsive to girls even yo anima want nothin to do wit you" and i was like goddamn


starbu.cx

DESTROY TWITTER // words words

me and the ultimate hustler were just chillin when i declined his king's gambit so he hits me with the vienna gambit and pulls some classical centre pierce poo poo out of his rear end and i was like 'drat'


And maybe there's no peace in this world, for us or for anyone else... I don't know.
But I do know that, as long as we live, we must remain true to ourselves.

Blarticus

mcrib is back! posted:

whos freshman psychology class? time cat's? yours? who takes psychology as a freshman? who took the ap test? who just doesnt ever take it? what about freshman? what is a Fresh Man? what the gently caress did i ever even do to you?

hulkhogans turds posted:

time cat doesnt need a psych class. he could travel through time and talk to freud or jung. or confucious. or like some idndian guy from indian. or socrates. timecat could basically do anyting or learn anything since he can travel in time. at fjirst i thought, well, maybe it would be faster to look up the information on wikipedia for time cat, but then i realized, he could even read all of wikipedia and then go back in time before he read it, and still have read all of wikipedia. so basically, time cat doesnt need white middle class college education, no matter you slice it.
yo can a brother get a wiki link up in here thankx



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Bier Beware posted:

after philosophy i went to my next class psychology, glad to have escaped the ultimate hustler. but as soon as i sat down he amassed in the collective unconscious and said "freud be sayin e'eyone wants to gently caress they mother, but most of em just gently caress yours instead" and i blacked out but he popped into my dream as an archetype and said "you so repulsive to girls even yo anima want nothin to do wit you" and i was like goddamn

holy poo poo



Ferrinus

Bier Beware posted:

after philosophy i went to my next class psychology, glad to have escaped the ultimate hustler. but as soon as i sat down he amassed in the collective unconscious and said "freud be sayin e'eyone wants to gently caress they mother, but most of em just gently caress yours instead" and i blacked out but he popped into my dream as an archetype and said "you so repulsive to girls even yo anima want nothin to do wit you" and i was like goddamn

haha the thinking man's ultimate hustler



Ingwit

Ingwit_Agenbite posted:

yo face look like baba yaga's taint"


And maybe there's no peace in this world, for us or for anyone else... I don't know.
But I do know that, as long as we live, we must remain true to ourselves.

Blarticus

mcrib is back! posted:

whos freshman psychology class? time cat's? yours? who takes psychology as a freshman? who took the ap test? who just doesnt ever take it? what about freshman? what is a Fresh Man? what the gently caress did i ever even do to you?

hulkhogans turds posted:

time cat doesnt need a psych class. he could travel through time and talk to freud or jung. or confucious. or like some idndian guy from indian. or socrates. timecat could basically do anyting or learn anything since he can travel in time. at fjirst i thought, well, maybe it would be faster to look up the information on wikipedia for time cat, but then i realized, he could even read all of wikipedia and then go back in time before he read it, and still have read all of wikipedia. so basically, time cat doesnt need white middle class college education, no matter you slice it.
I was leading my army of 300 foot soldiers into battle against the Persian army when the ultimate hustler pops out from behidn a rock and yells 'nigga when yo girl's around you always be fighting in the shade' and as i fell back defeated I heard 'Better bring her too because she always be preparing to dine somewhere' as i threw myself into the city well


I'm slogging SSF4
Casey Chaos
i was catching up on some canterbury tales during a break in my basketball game and the ultimate hustler rappelled down from the ceiling and said "yo they call you 'middling english' because when you try to put english on the ball you goddamn mediocre at it" and i didn't respond because i was still trying to figure out the insult and then he took the book from me and made a slam dunk with it and said "you eat more rear end than in the miller's tale, son" and said "drat? i guess?"


if you start with drums, you have to end with dynamite.
maxnmona

Bier Beware posted:

after philosophy i went to my next class psychology, glad to have escaped the ultimate hustler. but as soon as i sat down he amassed in the collective unconscious and said "freud be sayin e'eyone wants to gently caress they mother, but most of em just gently caress yours instead" and i blacked out but he popped into my dream as an archetype and said "you so repulsive to girls even yo anima want nothin to do wit you" and i was like goddamn

dammm


yup

Yoshy Moma

maxnmona posted:

i was catching up on some canterbury tales during a break in my basketball game and the ultimate hustler rappelled down from the ceiling and said "yo they call you 'middling english' because when you try to put english on the ball you goddamn mediocre at it" and i didn't respond because i was still trying to figure out the insult and then he took the book from me and made a slam dunk with it and said "you eat more rear end than in the miller's tale, son" and said "drat? i guess?"

maxnmona was packing up his torah for the night when the ultimate hustler's voice spoke to him from a whirlwind saying "drat himey, you so jewish, you jerk off exactly ten times then recite a kaddish for the lost tribes of israel over the jizzed-up tissue" and maxnmona was still thinking that one over when the voice came again "plus yo nose look like a backwards six on yo face" and maxnmona was like "oy vey my nigga"



Ingwit
One time I was enjoying a well earned vacation on the beach with my gf when once again the ultimate hustler scuttles out of a nearby shell and says "yo is your name Pierce Brosnan because yo skin be ashier than Dantes Peak" and as i fell back mildly offended he looks me in the eye and says "better get yo girl off this beach too or Greenpeace be throwing her back in" and i was like drat.


I'm slogging SSF4
Casey Chaos
i was at the doctor's office trying to get some pain medication for my constant back pain when the ultimate hustler bursts into the examining room holding my chart he said "chronic condition, only chronic i seen yo wit is dat shitweed yo momma git" i staggered back knocking into some cotton balls which fell on my head and he said "what do you know it's homeless morgan freeman" and i was like drat



schmitty9800

Shut up with your personal attacks. In every loving thread you post unnecessary personal attacks.

as i was reading moby dick the ultimate hustler teleported in star trek style an said "nigga i would make a whale joke but im sure youve heard enough of them from your momma" and i took off my glasses and rubbed my eyes a little bit to get rid of the tears when he said "oh and by the way i slammed my harpoon in your lady and now it smells like blubber perfume mmm yeah" and i dropped the book in disbelief


THE FACES OF THOSE IVE KILLED
THE FACES OF THE DEAD
THE FACES OF THOSE I'VE KILLED


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So I was rocking it with my band at this gig and in the middle of this amazing guitar solo I was doing the Ultimate Hustler jumped on stage and was like 'bro yo band so cacophonous, you'd made Beethoven appreciate bein deaf'- because of this I went horrendously out of key and struggled to maintain grip on reality, and still he followed up with 'an yo nose so big, its got schizophrenia' and I was like drat.


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i was preparing to enter hyperdrive when the ultimate hustler's ship decloaked right in front of me and



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