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Orgophlax
Aug 26, 2002


Has anyone noticed that in all of Oddjob's posts, he hasn't really stuck up for his man-beas - err - wife? In fact, one could go as far as say they aren't very flattering of her.

Also, did something happen that caused her to unleash her fattiness upon the masses? Cause I don't recall her posting anytime recently and getting thrashed to make her go coo-coo (for cocoa puffs!). If that hasn't happened recently, then she really is insane to just fly off with no (recent) provocation.

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necrofiche
Aug 31, 2001
I'd just like to point out that this is the first Pele thread in months, that most of us had forgotten about her, and that this revival in interest was both caused and protested by her, SOMEHOW.

Perhaps the Pele vortex has consumed both time and reason.

(GAH GET OUT OF ME HEAD ORGO)

Orgophlax
Aug 26, 2002


quote:

necrofiche came out of the closet to say:
(GAH GET OUT OF ME HEAD ORGO)
LA LA LA LA - I CAN'T HEAR YOU - LA LA LA LA

Random Numgen
May 4, 2002

quote:

Oddjob came out of the closet to say:



I slept, cuntmunched. Also was off being debaucherous with the missus. Oh yeah and i nearly had a heart attack last night so i was up late concentrating on not dying.

See how much more believable two letters can make his post?

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
this thread grew by 35% while i was just trying to read it

king of crimson
Jul 23, 2001

by The Finn
you loving suck pele.. maybe if you weren't such a repulsive fat tub of poo poo who has sex with anything.. people wouldn't be making fun of you so much. well, actually, they probably still would.. loving oval office


and at least integral doesn't look like TWO boys..

you fatass..


also. integral is hot

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king of crimson fucked around with this message at 11:07 on Nov 17, 2002

Sarah Problem
Sep 24, 2002

Because, if you confess with your mouth that Witten is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved

I'm sorry I have to get in on this.

AAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! AAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

OH NO!

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001






Lol, where will you poop, fatty?

solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe

quote:

necrofiche came out of the closet to say:
I'd just like to point out that this is the first Pele thread in months, that most of us had forgotten about her, and that this revival in interest was both caused and protested by her, SOMEHOW.

Perhaps the Pele vortex has consumed both time and reason.

(GAH GET OUT OF ME HEAD ORGO)

Exactly, I thought she'd been gone for months before this Drrrrrama hit.

Guess not. She'll be back.

MelvinTheJerk
Jun 4, 2001

I'm still here.
HOLY poo poo I JUST POSTED IN A PELE THREAD!

Well, time for me to go to bed, I guess.

Mekaniac
Apr 4, 2002

I laughed, I cried, I missed class. I also lost what little empathy i had for this thread's anti-heroes*.

I LOVE YOU SAFORUMS!!!!!!!!!



*Arnold and Natalie, who else? :keke:


violently adopted by master of evil Scar Trek
KALVANO loving RULES

AA4AA
Oct 1, 2000
Forum Veteran
this thread is about 1/200ths of pele's size now. keep on posting, doods, we'll make it there eventually!! :cool:

Cecil
Jul 6, 2000

CURSES! Foiled again!
Grimey Drawer
gently caress.

daveslash
Jan 8, 2002

enemy light post spotted

quote:

Justin came out of the closet to say:



yes, 10-16-02 never forget.

pssst. dude, it's november.

and it's cold and snowing outside.

and there are wolves after me.

Enuii
May 27, 2001
Forum Veteran
I'm smiling and laughing thanks to Pele.

No, wait, I'm smiling thanks to my laughing at Pele, sorry.

aardvarko
Aug 18, 2000

quote:

Enuii came out of the closet to say:
I'm smiling and laughing thanks to Pele.

No, wait, I'm smiling thanks to my laughing at Pele, sorry.
ALL PRAISE PELE, EARTHLY CONTAINER OF THE SACRED VORTEX


:ssh: this sig is mmade of RANDOM ok so if u dont like it then just diddle you're button :angel:

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
dude, should I buy GTA 3 today? i have enough money, I'm just not sure...

i dont like it

Legs Benedict
Jul 14, 2002

You can either follow me to our bedroom or bend over that control throne because I haven't been this turned on in FOREVER!
The last two pages were seriously unfunny.












Five.

Beaner13
Oct 27, 2002

quote:

hide came out of the closet to say:
The last two pages were seriously unfunny.












Five.

highland
Jul 16, 2001
after reading 5 pages of this. i decided just to post

wow, teh xb0x in her nose is gross whoever pointed that one out. and she is quite the landwhale, thanks lowtax. landwhale made my day/night/it all blurs together now.

end.

:ghost:

highland
Jul 16, 2001

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA


guess shes waiting for lowtax "wait, you bring so much to this forum. please dont leave, ill give you the rest of my sandwich"

then she will surely carry out her threats to leave. OH NO!

:ghost:

ToiletDuk
Sep 4, 2002

That's right, fat stuff.
Shake those chins!
I went to the Rocky Horror Picture Show tonight and there was a virgin there who looked like Pele. I was scared and I ran away.

666
Jun 27, 2002

Carrion Fairy
I awake, hung over and hosed up, and while waiting for my coffee i log on and see this. Oh how i love thee, SA forums.

Hell is just a word.

highland
Jul 16, 2001
poo poo man, i wish i had been on earlier when this started. the mp3s are both LOLLERS

also, pele looks like a more godless wretch after lowtax and interboy were kind enough to give me an accurate voice to put to the face...thanks..

laughing*

:ghost:

Jamesface
Mar 21, 2001

Sister Shagger

quote:

Oddjob came out of the closet to say:
Oh yeah and i nearly had a heart attack last night so i was up late concentrating on not dying.
Your heart is trying to help you escape. Don't fight it!

PS I am w***ing as I write this.

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parentheses
Aug 13, 2002
I want to slingshot around pele so I can go back in time when this thread was funny (TROLL), but my truck isn't fast enough.

parentheses fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Nov 17, 2002