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alukaiser
Mar 24, 2003

by Fistgrrl

True story... sigh...

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alukaiser fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Apr 1, 2003

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FasterThanLight
Mar 26, 2003

quote:

alukaiser came out of the closet to say:
True story... sigh...
how is this bad?

epsilon
Oct 31, 2001


quote:

FasterThanLight came out of the closet to say:

how is this bad?

he couldn't get an erection

Flint
Aug 20, 2002
One would think after all that lusting you'd be able to get it up. Sucks for you.

cruxnexus
Jan 17, 2003

I FOUND YOU!!!

quote:

alukaiser came out of the closet to say:
[ IMG]http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/pubimage.asp?id_=2023559[ /IMG]
True story... sigh...

loser

edit: :lol:

FAN OF NICKELBACK
Apr 9, 2002
True story.

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FasterThanLight
Mar 26, 2003

awww jeez, after only 3 masturbations? Like the other guy said, one would think you'd still be able to get it up.

Lord Hawking
Aug 8, 2002

SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!!!
Ha ha!




Sorry, I can't even imagine how much that must have sucked.:(

plainclothes goth
Jul 15, 2001

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
True story.

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thepartypooper
Jul 4, 2002
Not the worst, but definately the lowest-

cruxnexus
Jan 17, 2003

I FOUND YOU!!!
true story.



i suck at mspaint.

alukaiser
Mar 24, 2003

by Fistgrrl

quote:

thepartypooper came out of the closet to say:
Not the worst, but definately the lowest-


I remember those nights.

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rueben26
May 31, 2001

I want to be one of the X-men!!

quote:

alukaiser came out of the closet to say:


I remember those nights.

Oh, you were the roommate?

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alukaiser
Mar 24, 2003

by Fistgrrl

quote:

rueben26 came out of the closet to say:


Oh, you were the roommate?
No, thank christ

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JD
Jan 11, 2003

quote:

Bonk came out of the closet to say:
True story.


ahahahahahahahahahaha

This thread gets a great big 5, all around.

pogue23
Aug 15, 2002

Son, I am disappoint.
The Lowest Apex of my Sex Life pretty much went something like this picture..

NIGHT OF THE BUTTERTROLL SLAMPIG

What i Cant MSPAINT for you was the SLOSHING Sound of the 50 Gallons of BEER that this Freak of Nature Evidently Ingested before she Avalanched me!

Something to the tune of:

SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH GRUNT!! SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH GRUNT!! SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH GRUNT!!SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSHGRUNT!! SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH ..

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UnkleBoB
Jul 24, 2000

Beginner's Version, Copyright,
1991 - Please Copy and Distribute

quote:

pogue23 came out of the closet to say:
NIGHT OF THE BUTTERTROLL SLAMPIG


bwahahaha! Great picture!

thepartypooper
Jul 4, 2002

quote:

pogue23 came out of the closet to say:
The Lowest Apex of my Sex Life pretty much went something like this picture..

NIGHT OF THE BUTTERTROLL SLAMPIG

What i Cant MSPAINT for you was the SLOSHING Sound of the 50 Gallons of BEER that this Freak of Nature Evidently Ingested before she Avalanched me!

Something to the tune of:

SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH GRUNT!! SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH GRUNT!! SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH GRUNT!!SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSHGRUNT!! SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH ..

That is so very morbid and terrifying

pogue23
Aug 15, 2002

Son, I am disappoint.

quote:

thepartypooper came out of the closet to say:


That is so very morbid and terrifying

you have no idea... two other people know that this happened:
the Buttertroll , and a college buddy of mine that i havent been able to look in the eye since that night

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pogue23
Aug 15, 2002

Son, I am disappoint.
[QUOTE]thepartypooper came out of the closet to say:
[B]Not the worst, but definately the lowest-

[img=]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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alukaiser
Mar 24, 2003

by Fistgrrl

quote:

thepartypooper came out of the closet to say:


That is so very morbid and terrifying
oh
my
god

LOL

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Void of Infinite Nothing
Mar 26, 2001

quote:

cruxnexus came out of the closet to say:
true story.

[img][b]435KB BMP FILE

i suck at mspaint.


You also suck at the image compression.
PROTIP: MSPaints are usually best saved in the GIF format.



LordHawking: You have good taste in avatars

Void of Infinite Nothing fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Apr 1, 2003

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


quote:

cruxnexus came out of the closet to say:
true story.



i suck at mspaint.

ditto

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





watch out ribs here comes the funny!

Hamster
Jan 23, 2003

quote:

idioteq came out of the closet to say:

You also suck at the image compression.
PROTIP: MSPaints are usually best saved in the GIF format.

Actually the correct answer for line art is PNG.

ryanbruce
May 1, 2002

The "Dell Dude"

quote:

Hamster came out of the closet to say:


Actually the correct answer for line art is PNG.

True, but .png > .gif > *

ironlung
Dec 31, 2001



12 year olds are my girlfriend's sister and her friend.

fufet
Feb 27, 2003

quote:

ironlung came out of the closet to say:


12 year olds are my girlfriend's sister and her friend.

How is this bad? You threw them into the mix, right?


RIGHT??

ironlung
Dec 31, 2001

quote:

fufet came out of the closet to say:


How is this bad? You threw them into the mix, right?


RIGHT??

I saw that coming.

ryanbruce
May 1, 2002

The "Dell Dude"

quote:

ironlung came out of the closet to say:


I saw that coming.

Speaking of which: where's the comedy blank picture?

Sexual Pushups
Jul 14, 2002

quote:

pogue23 came out of the closet to say:
The Lowest Apex of my Sex Life pretty much went something like this picture..

NIGHT OF THE BUTTERTROLL SLAMPIG
[img - miss piggy]
What i Cant MSPAINT for you was the SLOSHING Sound of the 50 Gallons of BEER that this Freak of Nature Evidently Ingested before she Avalanched me!

Something to the tune of:

SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH GRUNT!! SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH GRUNT!! SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH GRUNT!!SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH SLOSHGRUNT!! SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH ..
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahhahahahaha

Wee Mad Arthur
Jul 11, 2002



Second time I slept with this girl, I was 16, she was 19 :[

She was like "It's ok, sweetie..It's ok!!" which made matters 500 times worse.

nogic
Jul 6, 2002

quote:

ryanbruce came out of the closet to say:


Speaking of which: where's the comedy blank picture?
nogic decided to show you this image:

epsilon-6
Dec 25, 2002

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therapy
Jun 12, 2001

Living the dream
.

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Winkie
Aug 25, 2002

by elpintogrande

quote:

therapy came out of the closet to say:
.

woah

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KewlD00d
Jul 18, 2002

quote:

therapy came out of the closet to say:
.

loving HELL THAT'S SCARY

frumpsnake
Jan 30, 2001

The sad part is, he wasn't always evil.

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Indiana
Feb 28, 2003
We named the dog Indiana!

quote:

frumpsnake came out of the closet to say:



True love never dies.

Piss off.