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Kaji
Oct 30, 2002

The Crossdressing Cop with the .45
HOLY poo poo!!! WHAT THE gently caress IS THAT?!?!!?! Only to find out it's a called a Huntsman Spider.







Edit: Response to the Spider


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Kaji fucked around with this message at 10:04 on Apr 6, 2003

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RavenTengu
Oct 24, 2000

"Come on! Reveal yourself, SNATCHER!!"
PUT THE CLOCK BACK NOW

therapy
Jun 12, 2001

Living the dream

quote:

Kaji came out of the closet to say:

This is just about the most terrifying image I have ever seen in all my life.

Jesus loving christ.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
loving awesome!!!

yes! best name that spider thread ever!

and if you don't reply, we'll know you've been devoured.

oh, and fire.

Treytor
Feb 8, 2003

Enjoy, uh... refreshing time!
THAT'S NOT RIGHT! Imagine swallowing one of THOSE in your sleep... drat

Indiana
Feb 28, 2003
We named the dog Indiana!
10:39 Never forget.

Piss off.

Turosh
Feb 6, 2003
i've seen those before ;)

Doccers
Aug 15, 2000


Patron Saint of Chickencheese
This is why I own firearms, people.

LonelyKing
Feb 2, 2003

Fun Shoe
So it didn't immediately jump at you and eat your brain when you removed the clock? I'd be pissed if I was him.

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
[edit] obviously not dead

n/m. That's loving creepy.

more pics plz. prefferably of you with a rolled up towel, snapping that spider into oblivion. The cleanup may be horrendous but I think we'll all sleep better.

tetsuo fucked around with this message at 10:55 on Apr 5, 2003

Laf Without Ceasing
Aug 15, 2002
WHERE DO U LIVE? HELL?

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
hmmm, if it came from the clock.... then it must be a time travelling spider from the future.

chombo
Sep 11, 2001

Mommy.

what the hell was I thinking?

Dr. George R. Montgomery
Feb 10, 2003
Heh I used to get huntmans about that size all the time where i used to live. It's even scarier when you wake up with one on a wall 5 cm from your face when you are on the top bunk. Actuslly it's scary and painfull.

Beary Mancrush
Jun 9, 2002


Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror show. The earth swarmed with them.
I will not sleep tonight. Where are you?

Please don't be in Seattle. Please don't be in Seattle. Please don't be in Seattle.

OctoberMooN
Jun 1, 2001
Well, at least I had $10
Someone hold me... Please?

Milamber
Sep 28, 2001
No image macro can express the sheer terror I feel at seeing those pictures.

4/20 NEVER FORGET
Dec 2, 2002

NEVER FORGET OK
Fun Shoe
OH MY GOD

BukkakeParty
Nov 7, 2000

Boo Mother Fucker. Boo.


:phone: hehe

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Google reveals these things are in Australia. But I'm not sure that ocean is enough seperation for me.

Lick Joe
Sep 30, 2000
Forum Veteran
gently caress THAT THING

Halx
Jun 13, 2002

fuckin poo poo

DevilsAdvocate
Jul 7, 2002

Hoooooooooooooooooly loving Moses! I have never in my entire life had my skin crawl as much as it did while viewing those pictures. Sleep is no longer an option for me tonight.

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



That is one of the best images I have ever seen on these forums, and I'm including DPPH in that assessment. If only we could get a video of the spider crawling out from under the clock, oh god.

HELLO, WHAT'S UNDER THE CLOCK? OH MY, IT IS POISONOUS EIGHT-LEGGED DEATH INCARNATE!

hydo
Nov 23, 2002


I'm gay for Lipton Brisk Iced Tea
Reminds me of cane spiders from when I lived in HI. Except that this thing has much more of a TEAR-YOUR-FACE-OFF-AND-EAT-YOUR-BRANES look about it.

TheGoatTrick
Aug 1, 2002

Semi-aquatic personification of unstoppable douchery
"Okay, one last thread before bedtim- JESUS gently caress!!!"

MW
May 20, 2001

"Nooooooooo!?"
And this is why I will never move to a place where the odds for encountering something like this in your own home is greater than 0%.

Calladoodie
Jan 29, 2003

Holy moly. It must be my birthday.
Find another spider and have a spider fight. My money is on big Hunty

Dr. George R. Montgomery
Feb 10, 2003
They look scary but the most damage they will do is a nasty bite that may make you sick for a few days.

I hit one with a boot once and all it did was give me a dirty look before crawling away. Ha i showed him with the 3 cans of bug spray.

Pinion
Jul 11, 2001
GOOD LORD! gently caress Raid! I hope you used a 12 gauge on that beast!

ford prefect
Mar 16, 2001

by Fragmaster
dont sleep, it will kill you

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Jocelyn
Dec 16, 2001

Postscript ~ No Portly Ladies

quote:

Indiana came out of the closet to say:
10:39 Never forget.

apathetic poster
May 8, 2002

by T. Finn

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4/20 NEVER FORGET came out of the closet to say:
OH MY GOD

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4/20 NEVER FORGET came out of the closet to say:
OH MY GOD

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4/20 NEVER FORGET came out of the closet to say:
OH MY GOD

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4/20 NEVER FORGET came out of the closet to say:
OH MY GOD

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4/20 NEVER FORGET came out of the closet to say:
OH MY GOD

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4/20 NEVER FORGET came out of the closet to say:
OH MY GOD

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4/20 NEVER FORGET came out of the closet to say:
OH MY GOD

Jesus poo poo on a plate i'm loving arachnaphobic now.

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Gendo
Feb 25, 2001

His place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
I want this thing dead. I want photographic proof. I will Paypal a hit fee.

ShadowDRat
Feb 5, 2003
Yeah, those pics have been popping up recently on several other forums at the moment.

All convieniently placed at atound 3am, thus further garunteeing no sleep for me for the next 12 hours or so.

I don't think FYAD can muster up a pic to get that out of my brain, but I could be wrong.

TastyArmageddon
Aug 15, 2000

quote:

hedge came out of the closet to say:
"Okay, one last thread before bedtim- JESUS gently caress!!!"

ahahaha, this describes my experience exactly.

gently caress, that thing looks bigger than my hand.

Kaji
Oct 30, 2002

The Crossdressing Cop with the .45
Heheheh, Never said it was mine, just said HOLY poo poo. Replies were 100% Gold.

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shihonage
Mar 19, 2003
If I were you, I'd :

1) put the clock back
2) wait until he gets back under it
3) smash the clock

ShadowDRat
Feb 5, 2003
Now that I think of it, the guy who owns that clock probably has balls the size of grapefruits for getting close enough to remove it. I'd call the Orkin man and wet myself.

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neap0litan
Sep 9, 2001

WHAT TIME IS IT?

TIME TO DIE!