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HOLY poo poo!!! WHAT THE gently caress IS THAT?!?!!?! Only to find out it's a called a Huntsman Spider. Edit: Response to the Spider [img]htt//img0624.paintedover.com/uploads/0624/amerika2.jpg[/img] Kaji fucked around with this message at 10:04 on Apr 6, 2003 |
# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:46 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:47 |
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PUT THE CLOCK BACK NOW
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:48 |
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quote:Kaji came out of the closet to say: This is just about the most terrifying image I have ever seen in all my life. Jesus loving christ.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:48 |
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loving awesome!!! yes! best name that spider thread ever! and if you don't reply, we'll know you've been devoured. oh, and fire.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:48 |
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THAT'S NOT RIGHT! Imagine swallowing one of THOSE in your sleep... drat
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:49 |
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10:39 Never forget.
Piss off.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:49 |
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i've seen those before ;)
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:50 |
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This is why I own firearms, people.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:50 |
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So it didn't immediately jump at you and eat your brain when you removed the clock? I'd be pissed if I was him.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:50 |
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[edit] obviously not dead n/m. That's loving creepy. more pics plz. prefferably of you with a rolled up towel, snapping that spider into oblivion. The cleanup may be horrendous but I think we'll all sleep better. tetsuo fucked around with this message at 10:55 on Apr 5, 2003 |
# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:51 |
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WHERE DO U LIVE? HELL?
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:51 |
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hmmm, if it came from the clock.... then it must be a time travelling spider from the future.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:52 |
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Mommy.
what the hell was I thinking?
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:52 |
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Heh I used to get huntmans about that size all the time where i used to live. It's even scarier when you wake up with one on a wall 5 cm from your face when you are on the top bunk. Actuslly it's scary and painfull.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:52 |
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I will not sleep tonight. Where are you? Please don't be in Seattle. Please don't be in Seattle. Please don't be in Seattle.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:53 |
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Someone hold me... Please?
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:53 |
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No image macro can express the sheer terror I feel at seeing those pictures.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:54 |
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OH MY GOD
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:54 |
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Boo Mother Fucker. Boo.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:54 |
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Google reveals these things are in Australia. But I'm not sure that ocean is enough seperation for me.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:55 |
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gently caress THAT THING
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:56 |
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fuckin poo poo
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:56 |
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Hoooooooooooooooooly loving Moses! I have never in my entire life had my skin crawl as much as it did while viewing those pictures. Sleep is no longer an option for me tonight.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:57 |
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That is one of the best images I have ever seen on these forums, and I'm including DPPH in that assessment. If only we could get a video of the spider crawling out from under the clock, oh god. HELLO, WHAT'S UNDER THE CLOCK? OH MY, IT IS POISONOUS EIGHT-LEGGED DEATH INCARNATE!
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:58 |
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Reminds me of cane spiders from when I lived in HI. Except that this thing has much more of a TEAR-YOUR-FACE-OFF-AND-EAT-YOUR-BRANES look about it.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:58 |
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"Okay, one last thread before bedtim- JESUS gently caress!!!"
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:58 |
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And this is why I will never move to a place where the odds for encountering something like this in your own home is greater than 0%.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 10:58 |
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Find another spider and have a spider fight. My money is on big Hunty
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 11:00 |
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They look scary but the most damage they will do is a nasty bite that may make you sick for a few days. I hit one with a boot once and all it did was give me a dirty look before crawling away. Ha i showed him with the 3 cans of bug spray.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 11:03 |
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GOOD LORD! gently caress Raid! I hope you used a 12 gauge on that beast!
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 11:05 |
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dont sleep, it will kill you
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 11:05 |
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quote:Indiana came out of the closet to say:
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 11:06 |
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quote:4/20 NEVER FORGET came out of the closet to say: quote:4/20 NEVER FORGET came out of the closet to say: quote:4/20 NEVER FORGET came out of the closet to say: quote:4/20 NEVER FORGET came out of the closet to say: quote:4/20 NEVER FORGET came out of the closet to say: quote:4/20 NEVER FORGET came out of the closet to say: quote:4/20 NEVER FORGET came out of the closet to say: Jesus poo poo on a plate i'm loving arachnaphobic now. ----------------
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 11:06 |
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I want this thing dead. I want photographic proof. I will Paypal a hit fee.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 11:06 |
Yeah, those pics have been popping up recently on several other forums at the moment. All convieniently placed at atound 3am, thus further garunteeing no sleep for me for the next 12 hours or so. I don't think FYAD can muster up a pic to get that out of my brain, but I could be wrong.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 11:08 |
quote:hedge came out of the closet to say: ahahaha, this describes my experience exactly. gently caress, that thing looks bigger than my hand.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 11:09 |
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Heheheh, Never said it was mine, just said HOLY poo poo. Replies were 100% Gold.
[img]htt//img0624.paintedover.com/uploads/0624/amerika2.jpg[/img]
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 11:09 |
If I were you, I'd : 1) put the clock back 2) wait until he gets back under it 3) smash the clock
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 11:10 |
Now that I think of it, the guy who owns that clock probably has balls the size of grapefruits for getting close enough to remove it. I'd call the Orkin man and wet myself.
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# ? Apr 5, 2003 11:11 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:47 |
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WHAT TIME IS IT? TIME TO DIE!
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