[with bonus rant!] What other drivers see when they look at traffic signs.

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ToiletDuk: Sep 4, 2002; That's right, fat stuff.
Shake those chins!

I swear everybody around me sees this sign, especially when I'm coming the opposite direction.

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Marshmallow Sushi: Mar 20, 2003; Do not be too hasty entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!

I cannot speak for the thoughts of others, only for my own.

# ? May 1, 2003 22:46

GhostOfSam: Jul 27, 2001

Most people seem to see an "except you!" tab below any prohibitory sign. (EDIT: b10)

Oh, and http://www.aaroads.com/ishields/thb/i-005_ca.jpg

# ? May 1, 2003 22:46

Meticuless: Apr 18, 2003

becomes

# ? May 1, 2003 22:49

roadhead: Dec 25, 2001

quote:

TracerBullet came out of the closet to say:

And here's a blank speed limit sign I mades for you alls.

Blank!

suRprise me?

Right?

# ? May 1, 2003 22:50

JohnnyR: Jan 30, 2002

quote:

emil_muzz came out of the closet to say:
Hate cellphones... Hate them sooooo much.

Beautiful. 5

Yes, I leave strip clubs at 8:30 a.m. Viva Las Vegas and GoonCon2k2!
"gently caress you, Biffles." -- CataraX

# ? May 1, 2003 22:56

Cocktail Kitten: Mar 9, 2003

I wanted to say "hey, don't worry, you can act like it's still two lanes and try to pass everyone going fifty, you loving jerk"
but that's just too damned long.

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# ? May 1, 2003 22:58

neap0litan: Sep 9, 2001

The sign:

what other drivers see:

# ? May 1, 2003 22:59

jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

# ? May 1, 2003 22:59

Happydayz: Jan 6, 2001

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jood came out of the closet to say:
I cannot speak for the thoughts of others, only for my own.

rofl!
good show my man, good show

# ? May 1, 2003 23:00

Jimmy Smuts: Aug 8, 2000

From an old thread

# ? May 1, 2003 23:03

Sepherothic: Feb 8, 2003

# ? May 1, 2003 23:04

Cromulent: Dec 22, 2002; People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.

quote:

Cocktail Kitten came out of the closet to say:
img-leftlaneends

hahahahah

# ? May 1, 2003 23:08

Dead_President: Dec 30, 2002

gently caress this thread is perfect. here in el mexicanpaso the I10 signs say "60" with 'minimum speed limit 45" underneath the 60. so of course, all the loving beaners that cross over to rape super walmart and bestbuy go 45 or slower..

# ? May 1, 2003 23:09

ToiletDuk: Sep 4, 2002; That's right, fat stuff.
Shake those chins!

Mmm, dip = gold

# ? May 1, 2003 23:10

BoNNo530: Mar 18, 2002

quote:

Sepherothic came out of the closet to say:

AHAHHAHAH

good job guys, wish I didnt suck at photshop..

# ? May 1, 2003 23:10

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

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TheGreatGildersneeze came out of the closet to say:

That just about sums it up completely. Especially in Boston.
I was gonna give this thread a 5 already but now... I'm giving it a 55.

I brought sanitized snacks.

# ? May 1, 2003 23:10

TracerBullet: Apr 26, 2003; Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.; Doctor Rope

What?

# ? May 1, 2003 23:12

sm3g4: Nov 1, 2000

# ? May 1, 2003 23:12

TracerBullet: Apr 26, 2003; Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.; Doctor Rope

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ToiletDuk came out of the closet to say:

img=toiletduk_holograms.jpg

loving awesome. 5.

What?

# ? May 1, 2003 23:13

fuckingtest: Mar 31, 2001; Just evolving, you know?
Right Here, Right Now.

e,fb but still so true.

# ? May 1, 2003 23:16

Captain Dickweed: Mar 3, 2003; Yes, that kitty is probably the head of a multi-national conglomerated business...uh...thing.

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Mr. Siffredi came out of the closet to say:

Come to the lovely computer show that has nothing good!

# ? May 1, 2003 23:18

Ants: Jul 23, 2000

Hmmm!

# ? May 1, 2003 23:19

Snaggletooth: Mar 15, 2002

No photoshop needed for one of my childhood favorites. Boy did they gently caress the remake over. Why did they even do that?

凸[◣_◢]凸UNBAN CAPNPAYNE凸[◣_◢]凸 put this in your sig if you support FYAD凸[◣_◢]凸

# ? May 1, 2003 23:20

MagnumHB: Jan 19, 2003

*Not racist.

Please excuse my subpar photoshopped dramatization (as I don't have an actual pic, and I'm lazy), but I think you'll get the point. I live in a town heavily populated by persons of Italian descent. Thus, this sign:

Is commonly read like this:

# ? May 1, 2003 23:20

Marshmallow Sushi: Mar 20, 2003; Do not be too hasty entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!

quote:

fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
http://www.amorphousmedia.net/clients/hugesuv.jpg

So. loving. True.

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ToiletDuk came out of the closet to say:
http://www.fishdot.org/sa/images/toiletduk_holograms.jpg

BWA! Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

# ? May 1, 2003 23:22

Xavier: Dec 30, 2000

quote:

BoNNo530 came out of the closet to say:
good job guys, wish I didnt suck at photshop..

have you been paying attention to the thread?

# ? May 1, 2003 23:22

TracerBullet: Apr 26, 2003; Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.; Doctor Rope

<3 Jake & Elwood

What?

# ? May 1, 2003 23:24

Crustashio: Jul 27, 2000; ruh roh

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Mr. Siffredi came out of the closet to say:

Holy gently caress, golden. That same commercial has been running for about 5 years now.

# ? May 1, 2003 23:24

OhPlz: Jul 25, 2001; It's great that we have a minority as President, it's just a shame that he's a communist.

# ? May 1, 2003 23:29

Cocktail Kitten: Mar 9, 2003

Updated. No more crappy source image for me.

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Cocktail Kitten fucked around with this message at 21:28 on May 4, 2003

# ? May 1, 2003 23:39

slartibartfast: Nov 13, 2002

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TracerBullet came out of the closet to say:
http://personal-pages.kenyon.edu/~bishopda/rollers.jpg
<3 Jake & Elwood

You have brought a 5 to this thread. Good show, chap.

# ? May 1, 2003 23:40

Hey!: Feb 27, 2001; MORE MONEY = BETTER THAN

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# ? May 1, 2003 23:42

sokkmonkey: Apr 25, 2003; Jaundite9991 obeys the path

Thatsgottahurt Is my forum initeate, he will obey the path.

# ? May 1, 2003 23:42

Darel: Mar 25, 2003

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Cocktail Kitten came out of the closet to say:
[img - socool]

Holy poo poo. 5

# ? May 1, 2003 23:44

TheGreatGildersneeze: Feb 24, 2001; My passive aggressive shilling for Microsoft has gone beyond weird obsession levels. I have no attachment to reality outside of my feelings for a plastic box. I should shut my fat fucking mouth and stop trying to do PR for a billion dollar corp

That one's hall of shame worthy, but I don't really give a drat. I'm tired, and I just took an exam in this poo poo today, so I deserve the opportunity to do some lovely work.

TheGreatGildersneeze fucked around with this message at 23:50 on May 1, 2003

# ? May 1, 2003 23:47