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Mine would have to be in Honors Chemistry: edit:http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/theazn1nvasion/vwp?.dir=/Yahoo!+Photo+Album&.dnm=678e.jpg&.view=t Also, one of my friends drew a man eating batteries on his AP exam, and he still got a 5. Dirty Ice Cream fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Sep 20, 2003 |
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I wrote in no for the last californian gubernatorial election, and will probably do so again after voting out Gray.
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That "How many threads have you killed" thread is finaly gassed!!! I didnt think it deserved its own post. oh, and regarding your post, most likely "I'm moving tommoro, so I have decided not to do your test, because I think it lacks worth, as do you." Lowtax thankfully deleted my stupid loving sig file
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# ? Aug 30, 2003 00:51 |
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I drew pirates all over my organic chemistry II final. And still passed the class. :coolfish:
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# ? Aug 30, 2003 00:52 |
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I wrote some ridiculous story about Inspector Gadget instead of an essay on one of my AP exams, and an E/N rambling on another.
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# ? Aug 30, 2003 00:53 |
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Is this a test?
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# ? Aug 30, 2003 00:53 |
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I wrote "I am a fish" 400 times.
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# ? Aug 30, 2003 00:54 |
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On all English essays where we are supposed to write something remotely personal, I go all E/N for about 4 pages
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The funniest one I've seen was posted here a few days back. It went something like: Q2. Velocity = __________ And the guy wrote "FAST".
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On a college biology final, the last question was a fun one: "If you could be any animal i the world, what would you be?" It was a new joke at the time, so I answered "I would be the only known lesbian dinosaur, the lickalottapuss." I got a C in that class.
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. :lol: o rly? Best essay ever.
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I used to gently caress around with the professor's mind in my Data Communications class, because I hated that class and switched majors anyway. I'd make up my own letters, because ABC&D became boring.
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Last year on one of my finals, the last question on the test was true/false, and the question/statement was "This class was very exciting! (The answer is True!)" I, of course, put false.
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# ? Aug 30, 2003 00:59 |
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I wrote the entire text of Ezikiel 25:17 once.
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On the Physics C Electromagnetism exam I drew a picture of the exam paper violating me from behind, and the proctor (a teacher who was basically a 45 year old kid) came by to clarify with me if it was anal or oral. Somehow, despite the positioning of the torso, he concluded that I was fellating the picture of the exam.
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UM i wrote summat in religious studies - in the bible jesus is tempted by the devil, and the devil said to turn all the rocks into bread in the desert to feed the hungry. n we had to fill in jesus's reply... i put "And jesus replied -SOD OFF"
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# ? Aug 30, 2003 01:03 |
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I argued why purple monkeys could not wash dishes on a Data Structures and Algorithms exam.
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quote:opie came out of the closet to say: At least someone is original. I once drew the life of Julius Caesar in stick-figures on a history exam.
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I wrote this on an essay exam for health class:quote:small time came out of the closet to say: Aside from that being extremely immature and dumb, I have no idea if that's really true. I just knew that I had a PPO and hated having to go to my main doctor, to go to another doctor all the time. My parents said it's because my plan is a PPO. They said you don't need referals with HMO's, but they cost a lot more, and we can't afford it. The teacher was really young and nice and probably just didn't care. ALSO there's my friend who had to give an oral presentation on irony in high school english. His whole presentation used quotes from Alanis Morrisette's "Isn't it ironic, don't you think?" Char-Broil fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Aug 30, 2003 |
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I suggested that the reason the character of Daisy in David Copperfield was named as such is that she was fragrant and beautiful, and grew best when watered daily and fed a steady diet of mulch and manure. I got an A on that test.
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Why, drawing a very, very, very lifelike vagina as the answer to a sexual ethincs question
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I once wrote "OK" in the "don't mark or write in this area" section of a scantron I rule
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I drew a giant goatse on the government AP test.... I didn't pass it :(
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I once drew a snowman. Then, to avoid confusion, I clearly stated that yes, it was a snowman. It got into the school paper - true story.
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When the time came for me to take the AP English Composition test, I had already accomplished the placement it would afford me in college two other ways, so basically there was no point in taking it. Not wanting to waste $75, I started out seriously, but after the first long answer I decided that it just wasn't worth it. As such, what followed began dealing with whatever the question was, but turned into a two or three page treatise on how commas are responsible for all immorality in our culture. Somehow, I still got a 4 on the test. EDIT: I also once wrote a five page essay about how the Manhattan Project was saved by a little known Austrian scientist who specialized in theoretical xenobotany. This was after my AP US History informed me three weeks prior to the end of the year that my grade was a non-negotiable B-. She was a real bitch.
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One of my friends in high school wrote "John Candy" in the name section of a calculus test, and then scrawled "I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS TEST, I'M DEAD" over the main part. Following that, he immediately turned it in.
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History final my freshman year. I filled 7 pages of a blue book with "I don't know why I'm even here today because I've already failed this goddamn class."
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on my english placement exam for drexel, i wrote gay predator fan fiction. im not sure yet whether or not i should regret doing that considering my future english teachers will be reading it... oh i also traced my hand and made it into a turkey on the essay section of my chem final when i was in 11th grade. edit, just remembered: for an english final, i filmed (we were allowed to use any type of media) my friend matt and myself sitting in front of the camera smoking cigarettes and making fun of angela's ashes (the book). it had nothing to do with the book, and we cursed a lot and flipped off the camera. we got an 85 on the project. hay Hoffbonics fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Aug 30, 2003 |
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i have a feeling 90% of these are things people WISHED they had written on a test, but they lacked the testicular fortitude to actually do it.
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On a chem test I wrote "gently caress if I know the answer, but I'll bet you don't either without looking it up like you have to for every single problem you give us." I got a frowny face but I got 7 out of 10 points on the question. Bitch didn't know how to teach she tried to read the chapter before class and make an overhead. She couldn't even answer questions since she didn't actually know it. She was the head of the department sadly...
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On the AP Envi Sci test I didn't feel like doing the last essay and drew some trees and wrote under them: "I LOVE NATURE." Needless to say, my score reflected that, and I received a 5.
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On an art exam when asked for the names of 3 artists from a certain era, I couldn't think of the 3rd one.... I ended up writing the name of a smash repairer around the corner from where I live. Unfortunately the teacher had taken his car to that panel shop to be repaired before.
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Mine's pretty tame, I wrote about Counter-Strike for an English essay. I got an A. I know a guy who wrote a fake suicide note on a German test and almost got hauled in for counselling.
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I had several crossed out equations then a "gently caress this" on a Calculus test. I almost got kicked out of the class.
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I once drew a picture of the Red Baron delivering pizza in a question about genetic variation. It was a really good picture and my stupid teacher wrote "Now land the plane". Idiot.
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I've been down in Miami Beach for a conference, and in each class, they ask you to fill out a form rating the effectiveness of the class, the quality of the handouts, etc. For at least three classes, I wrote the course titles with flowers, hearts, and horsies. I really hope somebody gets a chortle out of that when they're tabulating responses.
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On some 5th grade history test, I was asked to define the word "Bazaar", to which I awnsered "a strange occurence in the desert".
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A guy at my school handed in a cookbook he's had published instead of the acceptance test and got in.
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In a computer architecture class a few years back we went over binary, hex, and octal number systems. In hex, there are 16 values that can be represented by a single digit, so you use A-F as well as 0-9. Well, the professor said that since it was an abstract concept you could in theory use whatever symbols you wanted to represent the extra digits as long as you explained your new number system. I decided to take him up on this, so on the test I used the Batman symbol instead of B, and a few others that I can't recall, but I made sure that I wrote down what they represented. I got marked a 0 on that question, but after class I explained myself to the prof and he gave me full marks. On a later test in the same class, there was a question along the lines of "How does a PCI bus manage devices on the bus?" My friend couldn't remeber the right answer, so he drew a stick figure at a desk labelled "PCI manager", with this manager telling a bunch of other stick figures to go do some work. I thought it was rather funny at the time. I think the professor gave him half a point out of five on the question, out of pity or humor, I'm not quite sure.
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