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blairerickson
May 17, 2002

by Eris Is Goddess


quote:

Dr. VonHugenstein came out of the closet to say:
If you just enter the zip, and then zoom all the way in, you can see it--it's a very short street.

Wait which one is 9b Varley Parade??

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Tacocriminal
May 9, 2003


quote:


GIANLUCA SESSAREGO
9B VARLEY PARADE
COLINDALE,LONDON,UK
zip code:NW9 6RR


I think we should all ship him dog poo poo. The return address will be his bogus escrow service.

DarkLotus
Sep 30, 2001

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quote:

Dr. VonHugenstein came out of the closet to say:
This guy apparently gets around. Googling that address gets at least two pseudonyms using that location to perpetuate fraud:

http://www.auctionblacklist.com/vie....php?case_id=86

http://www.auctionblacklist.com/vie...php?case_id=182


It also reveals a barber shop at that address--with a phone number:

Jean Climax
9b Varley Parade
London NW9 6RR
Tel: (020 8905 9244)

click the second link and read a bit, you will see this

quote:

this guy Benone asked me what his best price would be (through Ebay contact system) and if I could ship the laptop to London England.
Sound Familiar?

Also, there is always a chance that the professor is in on the whole scam. They could be buddies and the prof runs the site and splits the profits with this other guy. Lets not forget about him yet, its always a possiblity.

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Dr. VonHugenstein
Feb 16, 2004
They Call Him Monsterrod

quote:

blairerickson came out of the closet to say:
[B]

Wait which one is 9b Varley Parade??

Dunno why it doesn't come up for you, but it's that little circle in the back of the main road:

NextWish
Sep 19, 2002



quote:

lushka16 came out of the closet to say:
Holy poo poo!! The next course of action is WICKED obvious, he even said it himself:



Put like $8000 on the package and make the fucker pay $2200 for it.

Rib Feast
Feb 18, 2003



Lets use goon power to sign him up to every bit of real mail spam possible, I want his house a fire hazard for the next 50 years.

Halvor
Aug 17, 2003
The black cards all look the same to me...

This is probably obvious to everyone else, and it probably doesn't even need to be said... fair warning, if anyone feels like reading further.

It's my guess that he probably gets people's passwords from anyone he can trick into using his "escrow" service. Most people who are dumb enough to fall for it will also be dumb enough to use the same username/password for everything, and so he can get their password from his bogus site, hack their email address, then go to the ebay account, enter the email address and say, "oops! Forgot my password! Can you send it to my email address? THX!"

I hope someone finds this guy and cockpunches him.

Gatsby
Dec 11, 2003

Hail Doros.

Send him like 20 pounds of cocaine and watch on the news as the police storm his house. Yeah, I know that wouldn't work, but...it's fun to think about...in reality, you should probably put a high value on the outside of the box so he pays taxes, and put something wretched inside.

DSJ250
Dec 26, 2003


quote:

Gatsby came out of the closet to say:
Send him like 20 pounds of cocaine and watch on the news as the police storm his house. Yeah, I know that wouldn't work, but...it's fun to think about...in reality, you should probably put a high value on the outside of the box so he pays taxes, and put something wretched inside.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA: You sir just described Utopia.

stasis
Nov 4, 2003



Don't mark it up $8000; he'll know something is up and won't pay for it. Just don't mark it down any-- he'll probably think you just forgot to help him out, and he'll still probably pick it up. Put a stone slab in the box for weight, and then put a few angry hornets in it (this was suggested earlier and is still the best idea I've read).

logical fallacy
Mar 16, 2001

Dynamic Symmetry

I'm wondering if claiming a low dollar value is just a way to make whatever "authorities" (ebay, shipper, etc) care less about the package when they see such a low value. For example, fraud for $20 doesn't sound nearly as bad as fraud for $2100.

pooper scooper
Oct 23, 2003
Shovel. Rake. Bag.

Find an old laptop.. a really lovely one, and go OFFICE SPACE on that fucker.

Send him a box of busted up barely recognizable laptop parts.

ahahah

Tyldak23
Feb 27, 2004


And then when he complains about the poo poo in the box we have some London goons show up at his place and kick his rear end. It would be so cool if we could get someone from there hand deliver it and watch him open it and take pictures of the look on the douche bags face.

Redmonkey
Dec 31, 2003

OSU are like the jews wandering the Desert for 40 years, but just as they're about to leave the desert one guy says "hay I think I left something a

Subscribing in anticipation of a resolution of biblical proportions.

fatman1683
Jan 8, 2004
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Wouldn't it just be easier to have a couple of said London Goons slap on some blue coveralls and 'hand-deliver' the 'laptop' to our 'buyer'?

With digital camera in hand, no less. Maybe even a sneaky little buttonhole cam.

They could tell him they have instructions not to leave until he has inspected the package in their presence.

I dunno about anyone else, but I'd love to see the look on his face when he opens his FedEx box to find whatever random junk said London Goons acquired, along with a nice 8x10 glossy of this week's popular 'OWNED' image.

Edit: Dammit, beaten =(

fatman1683 fucked around with this message at Apr 27, 2004 around 05:46

duon
Jun 28, 2002



Sending pee is illegal I believe. I remember in a thread that sending sperm in the mail was illegal, and I don't think pee is much different.

What you should do is get a 10 dollar laptop and send it to him. You can either say "oops wrong one!" or you can put an apple logo on it with whiteout to make him angry.

EricFate
Aug 31, 2001

Crumpets. Glorious Crumpets.

Send a three ring binder with a hand drawn keyboard taped to the inside of the bottom flap, and a hand drawn screen taped to the inside of the top flap.

Crayon preferred.

Aeolius
Jul 16, 2003

Simon Templeman Fanclub

quote:

duon came out of the closet to say:
Sending pee is illegal I believe. I remember in a thread that sending sperm in the mail was illegal, and I don't think pee is much different.

But what about vomit?

Also, don't put bees in there; they won't survive transit. Use some small, resilient animal, with some food supplies to get it through the trip. I'm thinking something along the lines of an iguana, along with the etch-a-sketch.

Epée
Jun 17, 2003

The Black Goat


Go to a butcher, buy and send him a severed pig's head. And I hope he is a muslim too.

Rooster286
Dec 18, 2000

Dr. Rooster Smart, PhD

quote:

Biter came out of the closet to say:
[derail]


Alright, but I've forgotten some of the info. A goon posted some stuff for download, I believe it was in The Unnameable Forum (Horse Porn Junction). Peeps DLed it, and a script was run inside it that did something bad. I think it stole SA accounts, although I could be wrong on that. Anyway, some goons deconstructed the download, found out that it created a little file called lsass.bat (not to be confused with lsass.exe), and warned all goons to delete it before their computers would be compromised.

[/derail]

[further derail]
That was in the games forum not HPJ, cockmuncher got the link included in a "best of the best free games" thread that exploded before it was found out
[/further derail]

UCSDmateo
Feb 25, 2003
I WILL STOP POSTING THREAD WHICH CONSIST SOLELY OF "5" OR "GOLD"

Question: Is it still illegal (bannable) to post personal info of people who are out to screw or cause mallice to fellow goons?

FunkyBunny
Apr 8, 2003
If I don't stop the whole jerk act, I will be banned. Please report me for being a jerk if I am acting like one.

Ok, first of all, you MUST send a crappy $10 laptop after you've beat the poo poo out of it and painted it white in a VERY crude attempt to make it look like an apple.

Mark the package full price to screw him out of money, he'll pay because he's stupid.

THEN: Print out every single page of this thread and include it.

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003



Noooooo! 7 pages and no closure!

My favorite idea is the etch-a-sketch with an apple sticker, or the binder thing. But whatever, I'm just here because this thread delivers (no pun intended).

StankCheeze
Aug 4, 2003

Use racial slurs in AI?
Ban.
Actually racist?
Ban as well you whiny fucking bitch.


quote:

FunkyBunny came out of the closet to say:


THEN: Print out every single page of this thread and include it.


barking frog
Mar 15, 2004



quote:

lushka16 came out of the closet to say:
Holy poo poo!! The next course of action is WICKED obvious, he even said it himself:



Put like $8000 on the package and make the fucker pay $2200 for it.
He can refuse the item... so a more realistic value would be better, so that way he'll still get screwed out of a decent sum of money.

Awes
Nov 3, 2003
grin

Regardless of whatever else is done, I think one thing is clear. Nothing would be funnier than this guy opening the package to be greated with a swarm of angry wasps, and from my vantage point, all it would take to accomplish this would be one or more London goons with a lot of free time. First, they ship the wasps with no return address, then they camp out with a camera at the 'barber shop' drop off point. Hilarity ensues.

Noisycat
Jul 6, 2003

If you give a mouse a cookie, you are supporting underground furry terrorists.

Wouldn't shipping live insects be illegal as well?

I'm all for the "$10 laptop painted funny with high claim value so he loses some money" idea.

Ebay doesnt give a poo poo about fraud. I reported a girl selling bootleg CDs full of manga scans of domestically released titles, nothing was ever done. Their answer was: "If the company holding those copyrights don't complain, we can't do anything."

Lytinwheedle
Mar 8, 2004
CHRONIC SHIT POSTER

Get into contact with London goons who have time.

Freeze turd. Get laptop sized box, fill it with frozen poo poo and some pain and tub-girl pictures. Declare the value of the contents at 2200$ (whoops, forgot the mail. silly me).

Send vial UPS/FedEx. Get tracking number and alert goons when the package is about to get delivered. They will check out the adress and take pictures of the package delivery.

Justice will be served in three ways:
1)PRANKD!!! Lots of yummy poo poo and pictures!
2)$594 straight down the drain. Awwwww
3)Goons taking pictures, posting them here, and on public boards, with adress. Whoever feels like taking a poo poo will know where to mail it. Pay some yobs to put some stones through his windows, and sign him up for every single item of junkmail in existence.
4)'Hello? Police? [And also: Dear Tabloid,]This man was just taking pictures of my 4 year old daughter with a camera phone. He offered her sweets. She always passes his house at <insert adress>, and he often tries to talk to kids and stroke them, and give them stuff. I am scared!'

Lytinwheedle fucked around with this message at Apr 27, 2004 around 08:10

Dr-NiKoN
Jan 17, 2004
foo

Another vote for print out thread -> ship -> value it at 2100$.

If he receives the package he will be forced to pay taxes and there isn't anything he can do unless you agree to send him a new invoice.

Also, send him a new email about how you have to set it at 2100$ for insurance purposes or similar.

Noisycat
Jul 6, 2003

If you give a mouse a cookie, you are supporting underground furry terrorists.

quote:

Lytinwheedle came out of the closet to say:
Get into contact with London goons who have time.

Freeze turd. Get laptop sized box, fill it with frozen poo poo and some pain and tub-girl pictures. Declare the value of the contents at 2200$ (whoops, forgot the mail. silly me).

Send vial UPS/FedEx. Get tracking number and alert goons when the package is about to get delivered. They will check out the adress and take pictures of the package delivery.

Justice will be served in three ways:
1)PRANKD!!! Lots of yummy poo poo and pictures!
2)$594 straight down the drain. Awwwww
3)Goons taking pictures, posting them here, and on public boards, with adress. Whoever feels like taking a poo poo will know where to mail it. Pay some yobs to put some stones through his windows, and sign him up for every single item of junkmail in existence.
4)'Hello? Police? [And also: Dear Tabloid,]This man was just taking pictures of my 4 year old daughter with a camera phone. He offered her sweets. She always passes his house at <insert adress>, and he often tries to talk to kids and stroke them, and give them stuff. I am scared!'

See, people are offering two routes that don't mix. You can't send biological matter/vandalize someone's house and then tell the police. This guy deserves everything he can get, but shipping what would be considered "hazardous materials" or the like would only get the goons in trouble if found out. What if he sent wasps and customs opened the box?

Epée
Jun 17, 2003

The Black Goat


quote:

Khisareth came out of the closet to say:


See, people are offering two routes that don't mix. You can't send biological matter/vandalize someone's house and then tell the police. This guy deserves everything he can get, but shipping what would be considered "hazardous materials" or the like would only get the goons in trouble if found out. What if he sent wasps and customs opened the box?

I say ship an empty box to some goon in London. That way, you don't pay much shipping yourself. Said goon can use the UPS box with stamps/description/invoice and fake it so it seems it was sent to the frauder from the USA, and fill it with frozen turd/pigs severed head/anthrax or whatever. Goons can then deliver it personally to this guy.

Lucifer
Mar 23, 2004



Only just saw this thread. I DEMAND at least some of the things suggested here be done. Seriously, it can't be that hard to find some London Goons willing to help.

Noisycat
Jul 6, 2003

If you give a mouse a cookie, you are supporting underground furry terrorists.

quote:

Epée came out of the closet to say:


I say ship an empty box to some goon in London. That way, you don't pay much shipping yourself. Said goon can use the UPS box with stamps/description/invoice and fake it so it seems it was sent to the frauder from the USA, and fill it with frozen turd/pigs severed head/anthrax or whatever. Goons can then deliver it personally to this guy.

Only then, the guy just gets a box of stuff without paying the taxes, which I think is a great plan.

WhiteHowler
Apr 3, 2001

Yarr.

quote:

Khisareth came out of the closet to say:
See, people are offering two routes that don't mix. You can't send biological matter/vandalize someone's house and then tell the police. This guy deserves everything he can get, but shipping what would be considered "hazardous materials" or the like would only get the goons in trouble if found out. What if he sent wasps and customs opened the box?
I agree. You're better off sending something that won't get you in trouble if it's somehow traced back to you (not that someone who's committing fraud is going to run to the police).

I definitely endorse valuing the package at $2200 for "insurance purposes" though. Make this shithead pay $500+ for a box full of bricks and scat porn.

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Lytinwheedle
Mar 8, 2004
CHRONIC SHIT POSTER

Okay, same as previous, but with pain and tubgirl pictures and not poo poo. Just the ringbinder with the Powerbook-look then.

However, you have to destroy that person's life. Paedophilia is a good tool for that.

Epée
Jun 17, 2003

The Black Goat


If I were a goon in London, I would camp outsite this dude's address and find out more about him, his habits, go through his mail, find out where he works, his real ID, etc.
As quoted before, we need 'retribution in Biblical proportions'.

Epée fucked around with this message at Apr 27, 2004 around 08:42

MartianAgitator
Apr 30, 2003

Damn Earth! Damn her!

Send him Metis's video.

Jussi
Jul 6, 2003


Send yourself in a box and then when opens it climb out and punch him in the face

deebo
Jan 21, 2004



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LukeNukem
Feb 4, 2004
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together

Holy poo poo this thread has got so much better since I last looked at it, good luck Jeff.

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