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Another American Pie style teenage comedy movie. How many more generic, comedy-barren movies can producers afford to make? I mean do these actually turn a solid profit that demands they keep being produced? Hey, there's an "Unrated" version - surprise surprise! As was said previously, the Hitler kid was the drat funniest thing in the entire movie. The plot sucked, the actors sucked (though the lead guy looks like a young Brad Pitt and might have a good career ahead of him if he can find some better scripts), and the humor was weak at best. I also can't believe Vinnie Jones has sunk to taking scripts like this to play a half-arsed Football Hooligan. I felt embarrased FOR him. 1.5/5 update: btw, clearly MANC is short for MANCHESTER and WANK is short for WANKER. It does make sense, stupid as it is. JRock fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Jun 26, 2004 |
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This movie is for people who love to watch stupid comedies. I am one of those people, and found the movie very hilarious. It lives off of stereotypes, and does so fairly well. If you're the type of person who can't enjoy a "stupid" movie then you shouldn't watch. I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway through.. THE GIRLS NEVER CAME! THE GIRLS NEVER CAME! Voted 4.5/5 (Deduct a half point for the completely random re-appearance of the soccer hooligans and the beachful of sausage)
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Jun 28, 2004 07:46
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I didn't have high hopes for the movie but viewed it with an open mind, nonetheless. I honestly think the only time I laughed was when the main character (Scott, I think?) imagined the sex between his pen pal and her nerdy friend, and that was because said friend, in the heat of the moment, pushed off her computer, monitor, etc on the floor. I thought that was random and funny, and undoubtedly unintentional. Other than that, unlikeable characters (the creators of this movie apparently don't understand you're always supposed to LIKE the sidekick of the main character, not hope he dies violently), jokes that went for mere shock over actual humor (HAY GUYZ THROUGH WACKY HIJINX IM NOW THE POPE LOL), and the fact they tried to cram in too much of European countries just to fulfill some throw-away joke quota. 1/5
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Jun 28, 2004 15:29
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"LETS GIVE THIS NANCY A FUCKIN' GOOD KICKING!" 5/5
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Jun 29, 2004 08:26
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Probably the worst film I've seen in 2004.......or any other year for that matter.
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Jun 29, 2004 17:12
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quote:Digital Osmosis came out of the closet to say:
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Jun 30, 2004 21:21
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quote:Lead Pipe Cinch came out of the closet to say: AGREED This movie is for middle-schoolers who fart on each other. And the scotty doesn't know song was stupid/gay, i hate that 'alternative-pop-ska' crap.
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Jun 30, 2004 21:30
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WHY THIS MOVIE GETS 5/5 -Scotty doesn't know! -For guys, b00bs. -For girls, the Sausage Festival. -Lucy Lawless and the Word. -Mr. Excuze, the Friendly Train Passenger. -GO MAN U! -The Son of Hitler. -Incest. -The music that I'll just dub Bratislava's Anthem, which plays when the team lands in Bratislava. -Miami Vice. -In the end, the geek scores. (Although the Main Protagonist gets a cheap win by default.) -Obviously, most of you folks left the theatre early, because there is some cool stuff in the credits, mainly outtakes and a couple of really cool skits. -I'm sure there're a couple more highlights, but I think I've listed enough to merit a high score owing to the fact that no one could possibly have expected a masterpiece of storytelling and acting from Eurotrip. That said, this movie is a sign from God compared to the soul suck that's Scary Movie 3. WHY THIS MOVIE DOESN'T GET 5.5: -Although I find that Dawn has a very pretty face, she sure is incredibly scrawny. Irrefutable proof when she takes off her shirt. SLAYER'S YOUNGER SISTER NEEDS FOOD BADLY. -While the movie has many good gags, there's a lot of plain unfunny filler from one point to the next. It could have been a vastly shorter movie, so I guess it's the fault of the writers for not having enough good gags.
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Jul 5, 2004 00:00
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Funniest film I've seen in a while. Highlights include: Hitler Kid The oh-so-catchy "Scottie doesn't know" song. The strange laser guided, triple-headed dildo thing. "Email MOTHERFUCKER" Bratislava. Sure there were bits that were bad ('sup Vinnie Jones) but on the whole it's definetely worth seeing with a couple of friends for some hilarious hijinks. 4.5/5
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Jul 6, 2004 19:25
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Ok, so it isn't the latest elitist art house opening. That doesn't mean it is poo poo. It is an enjoyable movie if you get off your high horse and let yourself laugh at overt stereotypes and low humor. You must be a humorless gently caress if you can't find something to laugh at in this movie. 3/5
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Jul 6, 2004 21:36
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The first thing I thought after watching this movie was, "I'm glad I'm not the one that rented this movie." As many have said already, this movie just was not funny. There were a few things that got a few laughs out of me (Hitler kid), but most of the movie I just sat there asking myself, "Why?" Instead of actual comedy, the movie was just filled with horribly executed and repetitive gags. The man on the train is an example of this. Before anything ever happened you already knew what was going to happen. Then it happened again and again. Then again later in the movie. The dancing robot wasn't bad, but it dragged on a little longer than it should have. Also, the sidekick's "You're a girl?" anytime something had to do with the female character being female was just very tired, even the first time. Everything just felt too forced to me. "Hey guys, we should get some titties in the beginning of the movie. Have any ideas?" "Yeah, how about the guy tells the girl to take her top off and she's dumb and does it!" "Wow, you should get a promotion!" Another example is when Scottie is having a conversation with the driver about Berlin. "blah blah, I can't go back to Berlin, I did this, and that, and sexually assaulted a horse!" The movie was basically a rehash of jokes from previous movies or attempts at jokes that were too forced and just fell flat. I give this movie a 1. I love comedies, even goofy pointless ones like this movie attempts to be, but this movie was just terribly unfunny.
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Jul 6, 2004 22:25
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I cant belive the same guys who made Road Trip made that. Road Trip actually seems so humble and genuine compared to this. It makes me sad that they try so hard to be funny with these childish jokes, and un-funny steryotypes. I had a feeling it'd be that way after seeing those repetive advertisements, trying to milk all the sex. I could not stand this movie, so half-way through, I just started fast fowarding to all obligitory boobie scenes that this movie relys on. 1.5 - I chuckled a few times, and that German girl is HAWT!
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Jul 7, 2004 07:14
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I didn't like this movie at all , after a lot of people told me to go watch it I did , and I was disapointed . 1/5
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Jul 8, 2004 01:21
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first of all, i did not decide to watch this movie. I was at a friends house, and they were watching it. I very seldom laughed, and was mostly in disbelief of how stupid it was. The jokes are mostly cliches, and the guy who is the "comic relief", hardly does his job. 1.5.
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Jul 8, 2004 04:23
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I loved Old School and paid $20 for this poo poo on the assumption it would be as good. This movie is no Old School. 1/5, would rate a 2.5/5 had I not paid 20 god drat dollars for it.
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Jul 23, 2004 04:07
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I enjoyed this movie much more than I thought I would. Lots of awesome boobs, lots of funny, albeit stupid poo poo, and a good time. And like many movies that change location frequently, it works like a long series of sketches, and is therefore easy to watch repeatedly. Great movie.
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Jul 23, 2004 20:00
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This movie features subpar acting, a plot full of holes like why the stupid loving kid doesnt just make a new email address to tell the german chick hes retarted, gross euro penis, and various ripped off scenes from every other teen sex comedy. It did however feature a hilarious opening sequence, gratuitous boobs, "bullet tooth tony", and a few solid laughs. 2.5/5
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Jul 24, 2004 09:12
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I almost passed out laughing this movie was so great. Check your brain at the doof and enjoy one of the best uses of stock characters ever. 5/5
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Jul 24, 2004 22:49
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This is a movie that you love or hate. I personally liked it alot. To bad the girl twin never showed her boobs though.
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Jul 25, 2004 01:43
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I thought this movie was a bunch of "I like teh secks europe has that let's write a movie about two or three things we heard about europe and absinthe and potty humor." It seems like it was written by kids in high school. Overall, few laughs, but lots of nudity. Holy poo poo there was a lot of nudity in this. Rent it, but remember you won't see Harriet the Spy's titties in it. Maybe she'll show them on this season of Six Feet Under. 2
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Jul 25, 2004 02:16
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Great movie that could of used more Kristin Kruek, but Michelle Trachtenberg is crazy hot. I had actually bought the movie with no prior knowledge except that the same guys from Road Trip made it. Definitely a keeper! 4.5/5
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Jul 28, 2004 00:29
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I found the funniest part of the film to be the openin credits over the aircraft safety drill. Besides that (and of course the fitness of the German Chick) I found the film to be a complete waste of time, "Scuzi Scuzi!" How the hell the people behind road trip n old skool could put their names to this is lame - i thought road trip was great and old skool not bad but this.... well all that has to be said is save urself time n money n go watch anything else than this (yes even something like charlotte's web)
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Jul 28, 2004 01:37
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This movie was the last comedy out that I've seen that I really enjoyed. It really had me cracking up. It had a lot of the typical teenage comedy staples, but it also managed to have some original gags, which is pretty rare these days. It's not Hitchock, but if you take the movie for what it's meant to be, it's great. 4.5
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I'm surprised that everybody seems to hate this movie, I found it quite funny. I think the key is to not take the plot seriously in the least, because it really is FULL of holes (for instance, wouldn't Scotty just register a new email address rather than go to Europe?) But past that, there are some really funny parts- the robo-dance-battle was hilarious, the truck driver and Bratislava, the soccer hooligans (LET'S GIVE THIS NANCY A FUCKIN GOOD KICKIN!) who were only made funnier by the fact that they were so blatantly stereotypical. I thought the character of Cooper was awesome too, and well-acted. "Cooper, Mike's a girl." "No no, I get it, he's the girl, you're the girl, sometimes... you're both the girl? Right? Right? ... That's hot." Downside- "Scotty Doesn't Know" became an actual popular song, and some of the girls I hang around with picked it up and sing it a lot, and that's loving irritating. Not that it's really a bad song, but just because it came off a movie. The french guy in the train, that was a little idiotic and I didn't find it as funny as everybody else I watched it with. And the pope thing, yeah that was retarded. Voted 4.5/5 Nimb00da fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Aug 22, 2004 |
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Aug 22, 2004 19:55
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I found this movie very enjoyable. It's not particularly innovative, it's certainly not a masterpiece, it's just an entertaining movie that kept me laughing throughout. You can tell the actors had fun making it, and that always shines through in a positive way, even if the rest of the movie isn't up to par. I also liked Cooper (I forget the actor's name already) even though I didn't know we needed another David Spade. Gonna give it a 4, if only because I've been so generous with my ratings lately and I ought to start saving the higher numbers for movies that really deserve them.
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Aug 23, 2004 07:51
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quote:Lead Pipe Cinch came out of the closet to say: I'm glad im not the only one who picked up on that.
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Apr 18, 2005 06:34
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There's no denying this movie is a teen sex comedy, and it revels in the genre and doesn't make any attempt to rise above it. With that being said, it's a particularly good example of a teen sex comedy. Requires you to turn your brain off a little to enjoy, but once you do so, it's one of the better teen comedies to come out recently. 3.5/5
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Apr 19, 2005 17:08
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Wow the film school elitists set their sights on Eurotrip. Check your sophistication and snobby behavior at the door, because this is a decent fun flick. I found this movie to be fun as well as funny. The hooligans driving in France were hilarious. The only parts I didn't like about this movie were the plot holes. Wait, scratch that I don't watch idiot-comedies and then complain about the PLOT. That must be someone else. If you want a good night of fun with friends, or hell maybe by yourself, this is definitly a good movie. Don't expect too much, and for christ's sake, leave the elitism at the door please, this movie isn't made for you. 5/5
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Apr 23, 2005 08:32
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I actually laughed like a motherfucker at Vinnie Jones and his rants on the bus. 3.5/5
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Apr 23, 2005 23:43
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Aside from the Manchester United fans ("Lets give em' a loving good kicking!") this movie was an intolerable piece of poo poo. 2/5
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Apr 24, 2005 04:31
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The plot was definetly lacking - there is no doubt about that. However, I absolutely loved the part when they were in the pope's chambers. This coupled with the hot tub scene, the scene in russia, and scotty doesn't know makes this movie more than watchable. In short, this movie is funny but lacks any type of depth 3.5/5
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Apr 24, 2005 14:44
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This movie could have been avoided had he registered a new hotmail account, or any free email service you choose. And its of my opinion the movie should have been avoided. .5
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I thought this movie was good.. It certainly had its moments, but I still couldn't help but feel like it was borrowing most of its ideas from Road Trip. Definitely worth a watch. Oh and I couldn't believe how catchy that song was.
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