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grutz
Mar 16, 2004

i am a BANANA!
So many classic lines. . .

Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

Ian Faith: The Boston gig has been cancelled...
David St. Hubbins: What?
Ian Faith: Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.

And my most favorite of all:

Bobbi Fleckman: Ian, you put a greased naked woman...
Ian: Yes
Bobbi: ...on all fours...
Ian: Yes
Bobbi: ..with a dog collar around her neck...
Ian: with a dog collar
Bobbi: ...and a leash...
Ian: and a leash
Bobbi: ..and a man's arm extended out up to here holding onto the leash and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?"
(a few seconds later, Nigel and Ian are talking)
Nigel: Well so what? What's wrong with being sexy? I mean there's no...
Ian: Sex-ist.
David: -ist. More than sexy.


http://www.chiprowe.com/tap/scripts/tist.pdf - The complete script.

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