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Directed by: Michael Cooney Starring: Christopher Allport, Scott MacDonald With tongue, I must assume, firmly embedded in cheek, Michael Cooney set out to make a horror movie. I suppose this might qualify. It really is a piece of poo poo, but it's quite hilarious. The plot consists of a psychotic snowman trying to get revenge on the Sheriff who captured him. Through a bunch of hilariously ludicrous killings, the snowman terrorizes a small town. The definite high point of this movie is when Jack rapes Shannon Elizabeth to death, the mechanics of which I'm sure you can only partially guess at. If you need a lovely horror movie to watch for a fun time, this may well be it. RATING: 1 PROS: Snowman rapes Shannon Elizabeth CONS: The setup: a serial killer gets covered in acid which combines his genetic material with the snow. The rest of the movie is about that good. ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116671/
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# ? May 18, 2004 19:39 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 18:54 |
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If you rent this movie expecting to see some horrifying Hollywood blockbuster, you will be sadly disappointed. However, if like me, you enjoy some of the cheesier slasher flicks, you just might get a good time out of this or even its much-much worse sequel. Some of the killings are fairly entertaining, and the killer's dialog can be hilarious at times. It's not as bad as Ankle Biters or Uncle Sam, which means you may actually find yourself enjoying it if you like campy horror flicks. It's still not as good as those old Friday the 13th movies, though.
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# ? Jun 13, 2004 20:39 |
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4.0 I knew I was getting into an almighty lovely camp-fest. I wasn't disappointed. This movie makes me without end.
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# ? Jun 14, 2004 03:45 |
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This movie takes camp to a whole new level. Really, if you think a movie about a killer snowman is supposed to be scary there is something wrong with you. The movie knows its dumb, and has fun with it. 4/5
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# ? Jun 14, 2004 04:15 |
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If you know you're going to watch a movie about a killer snowman; watch it with even lower expectations and you'll have a great time. All to be expected is delivered: ironic killings, bad dialog. With a movie that almost feels like the directors knew it'd be garbage, you can't have high hopes of it winning an oscar. 3.5/5
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# ? Jun 15, 2004 03:59 |