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So yesterday I walk downstairs to get my mail, along with the tons of free magazines and bills I get this. Since when has the Postal Serivce been sending out such great little safety notices? Well of course the first thing that I thought of was to post it on here for everyone to partake in the fun. I start it when my first horrible attempt. Hopefully someone can do justice to it. UPDATE eaglebtc was kind enough to help everyone out with the whole process. Here's what he told me: quote:I've got a multi-layer PSD and a RAR with all the fonts for the HelveticaNeue family. They are in OpenType format, which means anyone using Windows 2000 or XP can read them. Or they can download a free font reader. Hope it helps! ----------------
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I downloaded one meg of pictures for this? :mad: ... Wow did this thread take a turn for the better! Bongohead fucked around with this message at 16:13 on May 20, 2004 |
# ? May 20, 2004 12:02 |
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quote:ThePeaLobster came out of the closet to say:
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# ? May 20, 2004 12:08 |
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MAKE THAT A MEG AND A HALF. ----------------
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# ? May 20, 2004 12:09 |
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# ? May 20, 2004 12:25 |
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needs more love in this thread ----------------
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# ? May 20, 2004 13:41 |
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# ? May 20, 2004 13:50 |
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quote:neap0litan came out of the closet to say: winner!
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# ? May 20, 2004 13:52 |
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You moving letters around for this or do you have a font suggestion? Oh and great contribution Tony Italibado, best so far :D Way more of a pirate then you will ever be
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# ? May 20, 2004 13:54 |
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"Someone is inside your house!"
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# ? May 20, 2004 13:56 |
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quote:Wompa164 came out of the closet to say:
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# ? May 20, 2004 14:02 |
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edit: I actually did some half decent ones later on this thread, this one isn't going on the page o' shame.
LukeNukem fucked around with this message at 17:59 on May 21, 2004 |
# ? May 20, 2004 14:02 |
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It's true, I really do hate it. Way more of a pirate then you will ever be Diablos fucked around with this message at 14:16 on May 20, 2004 |
# ? May 20, 2004 14:13 |
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I'm pretty sure ne0politan has secured the gold status of this thread already. good job, mate.
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# ? May 20, 2004 14:22 |
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# ? May 20, 2004 14:24 |
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Inspired by the Rob Liefeld crappy artwork thread.
lopl tjanks! OFFICIAL E-Friend of T_S_M, accept no imitations.
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# ? May 20, 2004 14:27 |
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:lol: EPG! It's nice to see people that don't always have to jump straight to necro pedo bestiality to be funny.
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# ? May 20, 2004 14:27 |
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---------------- dcardenas fucked around with this message at 14:43 on May 20, 2004 |
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# ? May 20, 2004 14:58 |
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# ? May 20, 2004 15:01 |
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quote:Bloody Hedgehog came out of the closet to say: Ahaha, please put this one (or any others that wouldn't be "a threat") back onto your outgoing mail tomorrow! Edit: POWER EDIT! Tekilah fucked around with this message at 15:07 on May 20, 2004 |
# ? May 20, 2004 15:04 |
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I don't have anything to contribute at the moment, but my dad's a mailman, and he enjoyed this thread when I showed it to him.
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# ? May 20, 2004 15:08 |
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Yeah, that Zentraedi one is really hilarious.
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# ? May 20, 2004 15:10 |
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# ? May 20, 2004 15:12 |
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I wasn't sure if this next one would be funny, so i'll only link it.
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# ? May 20, 2004 15:14 |
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quote:elpintogrande came out of the closet to say: It's just a bit of non-sequitor humour. It's okay if you don't get it Pinto, you get other things. I'll try and make more featuring aromatic testicle based humour in the future.
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# ? May 20, 2004 15:23 |
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quote:Bloody Hedgehog came out of the closet to say:
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# ? May 20, 2004 15:26 |
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# ? May 20, 2004 15:33 |
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EDIT: Did that photocopy thing on the car to make it fit better with the rest of the poster. RobattoJesus fucked around with this message at 21:59 on May 20, 2004 |
# ? May 20, 2004 15:40 |
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# ? May 20, 2004 15:41 |
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Don't know if the postmen in the US have a bad-a-rap for stealing as they do over in the UK.
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# ? May 20, 2004 15:58 |
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quote:Red Fred came out of the closet to say: Postmen have a bad rap for stealing in the UK? My area don't seem to think this :S Nice contribution though. Way more of a pirate then you will ever be
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# ? May 20, 2004 16:00 |
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I haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a long time.
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# ? May 20, 2004 16:04 |
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quote:Wraith came out of the closet to say: Yeah, this thread is great. Keep up the good work guys. I'll see if I can throw something together later.
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# ? May 20, 2004 16:08 |
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quote:Diablos came out of the closet to say: Not a very bad one, but alot of people make comments about post going missing. I got a mix tape sent to me and that went missing, I've had birthday money gone missing in the post before.
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# ? May 20, 2004 16:10 |
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I think the font is Arial Narrow. Confirm/Deny?
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# ? May 20, 2004 16:12 |
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quote:Bloody Hedgehog came out of the closet to say: ----------------
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# ? May 20, 2004 16:17 |
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quote:Bloody Hedgehog came out of the closet to say: I have to go to the post office later today, and I am printing that to take with me and tape up at the packaging counter.
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# ? May 20, 2004 16:20 |
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My pathetic attempt:
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# ? May 20, 2004 16:22 |
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quote:Tony Italibado came out of the closet to say: This is great.
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