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keykey
Mar 28, 2003


I give this movie at least a 3.5 because it had the line "holy rusted metal batman!" Wait, what? Oh, I guess that was the other terrible batman movie. In that case I'll give it a .5 and even that's being generous.

0.5/5

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
no neckbeard, though.

I'll give this film one point for Arnold's puns and the fact that he was clearly having a fun time making the movie. That is all the points.

1/5

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002


My main memory of seeing this at the cinema was a small child crying because they were so bored.

0/5

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!

Batman and Robin is the only movie I've ever seen at the local cheap-rear end dollar theater where, after watching it, I demanded my dollar back.

Rating: 0.01 out of 5.

wipeout
Aug 22, 2004

Man, this is the kind
of cake that, you know,
there are no words to describe.


Arnold saves this film from a negative score.

0/5

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

Everyone talks about how awesome Achilles is, but did he ever made the god of war his bitch?


Sadly Diomedesforever6 just doesn't ring as well as Achillesforever6

gently caress the execs for making Joel go in this direction. I seriously feel bad for Joel since he is the scapegoat in this bad movie. However, Arnie again saves a bad film .5/5

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 5, 2007

Oh Chris Brown, you can do no wrong.

It was all Rhianna's fault!


I liked Mr. freezes puns so my score won't be going...

... Below zero?

Seriously I've seen this movie like 6 times and it's always funny and ridiculous. Just a good chill time with the Bman. This isn't a joke - I love this poo poo to death.

4/5

catch22
Feb 17, 2006


The only reason to watch this movie is to laugh at it. Even then it's difficult to sit through. Rifftrax is the only thing that makes this movie worth sitting through.

1/5

Aeka 2.0
Nov 16, 2000

Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.



I just watched it with Rifftrax. Rifftrax could not save this movie. Arnie was having a good time though. .5

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

Slavoj Žižek, regarding this film, writes, "I am a piss baby. Feed my fat old hairy baby face piss to make me grow up big and strong!"

I think he misinterprets the basic intent of the film, which is obviously to lampoon the tawdry, meaninglessly overindulgent nature of late 90s culture/aesthetic, but he raises some good points about feeding his fat old hairy baby face piss nonetheless.

1/5

CornHolio
May 20, 2001



I find it hard to sit through this movie in a single sitting. However, Alicia Silverstone was hot. She is the only reason I am giving this a 1/5.

edit: I also liked the Smashing Pumpkins songs on the soundtrack, for what it's worth.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Aw, son of a bitch!

CornHolio posted:

edit: I also liked the Smashing Pumpkins songs on the soundtrack, for what it's worth.

It's a good song in a bad movie that was later redeemed by its inclusion in the Watchmen teaser trailer.

This is really the movie that had to happen for Hollywood to start making serious superhero movies. The venomous reaction this movie got seemed to tell Hollywood camp was no longer acceptable and as a result we got WB spending years trying to make Batman gritty again via a Year One adaptation the result being Batman Begins.

Still, B&R by itself gets a 1/5 because god drat did this film test the viewer's patience. I cannot think of one redeemable part of this shitbomb aside from the Pumpkins song and how it changed superhero movies for the better.

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nopantsjack
Jan 7, 2008
A man about town looking for the fight of his life.

Its popular to rag on this movie since it takes the concept of a millionaire dressed as a bat who punches clowns fairly unseriously. On the other hand its the most internally consistent out of the pre-nolan batman films. Its also the most fun to watch of all the films.
Plus Uma Thurman is a goddamn fox and making fun of a film for having a bat credit card is like making fun of a clown for his funny shoes.

Grimdark manbat rating: 1/5
Funny batman film rating: 4/5

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