The official "how did THAT get started on SA?" thread

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devjesus: May 24, 2001

I see a lot of newbies out there, and I figure this would be a nice time to let the newbs in on the inside jokes about SA. Someone made a thread like this when I was a goon pupa, and it really helped me out. So, is there some one liner that people have been throwing around that you just don't get, or some i'nernet acronym that you just don't understand? Well, ask away, and hopefully the nice people will answer!

I've got two questions on my mind.
First, I'm wondering how "Where be the milk up in this piece son?" got started. It includes image macros and everything.

Second, the black guy with the thumbs up and mouth wide open that keeps showing up on the side of photoshopped images, where the hell is that from?

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#2) A porno.

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:33

JumpinJackFlash: Nov 15, 2001

quote:

/dev/jesus_christ came out of the closet to say:
Second, the black guy with the thumbs up and mouth wide open that keeps showing up on the side of photoshopped images, where the hell is that from?

Bangbus.com

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:35

Finx: Jan 8, 2001; by Lowtax

I never understood the "Type R" stuff. Guess I missed all that. Heh.

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# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:35

Heartstrings Tugboat: Sep 5, 2002

quote:

/dev/jesus_christ came out of the closet to say:
Second, the black guy with the thumbs up and mouth wide open that keeps showing up on the side of photoshopped images, where the hell is that from?

https://www.bangbus.com Santino

drat you Jack, we posted at the same time though.

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:35

FaRiD: May 20, 2001; BANNED for being an UNFUNNY RACIST TROLL. And oh yes, there IS a front page!

Newbies don't deserve to know anything. That's why they're newbies, and not knowbies!

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:35

Aesopian: Jul 12, 2001; I'm not a communist, I just play one on TV.

The thumbs up guy is from bangbus. Nuff said.

mboffin.com - the un-Blog

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:35

<deleted user>

i'd like to know about the "get off my grill" one.

also, i'm unsure of the correct response to "do you have stairs in your house." i know it comes from the space robot prank. and i'm pretty sure the reponse has something to do with being protected, i'm just not exactly sure what it is.

*ducks and covers*

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:36

sonikburn: Jun 12, 2001; CAN I OFFER YOU A NICE EGG IN THIS TRYING TIME?

I want to know what the post # is before you're out of your newbie status. I am at 470 some now.

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:36

sonikburn: Jun 12, 2001; CAN I OFFER YOU A NICE EGG IN THIS TRYING TIME?

quote:

Aesopian came out of the closet to say:
The thumbs up guy is from bangbus. Nuff said.

Emotion Eric?

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:37

Griz: May 21, 2001

quote:

sonikburn came out of the closet to say:
I want to know what the post # is before you're out of your newbie status. I am at 470 some now.

I think it's 500 now.

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:37

EvilBob: Feb 17, 2001; Can't please all the people all the time, and last time all those people were in my thread.

most of our jokes are a sort of "you had to of been there" jokes

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:37

devjesus: May 24, 2001

quote:

Phil Connors came out of the closet to say:

https://www.bangbus.com Santino

drat you Jack, we posted at the same time though.

Holy poo poo, that stuff has just started going around my campus. I just can't believe that poo poo is could be real. I've only seen a few of them that people have been sharing on the network, and have been blown away by all of them. I'm surprised they haven't been caught for rape charges.

"You're the property of the loving bangbus, bitch"
OH YES!

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:37

<deleted user>

type R? ask anyone ages 16-25 who know what a car is, it is the bane of their existence. Racing wannabes will purchase "TYPE R," "VTECH," and other stickers and put them on their car, without actually getting the parts and mods, thinking their cars go faster. This includes jokes about coffeecan tailpipes, 3' wings, neon blinding colors, black nonseethrough tinting, lowering the car to allow for maximum scrapage on speed bumps, etc.

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:37

Twon: Jan 30, 2002; Knight of Mars Beater of Ass

1) Are you protected/Do you have stairs in your house?
2) [strike]Type R?[/strike]
3) Penis In Ear = Dance All Night?

- Twon

Edit: Fast moving thread...

This thread is gayer than two men loving.
-- NotShadowStar

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:38

Heartstrings Tugboat: Sep 5, 2002

quote:

/dev/jesus_christ came out of the closet to say:
Holy poo poo, that stuff has just started going around my campus. I just can't believe that poo poo is could be real. I've only seen a few of them that people have been sharing on the network, and have been blown away by all of them. I'm surprised they haven't been caught for rape charges.

"You're the property of the loving bangbus, bitch"
OH YES!

It isen't real.

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:38

Rathina: Jan 8, 2001

shhhh...if u really wanna know buy a plat account and search for it.

10716166-063f-4d8e-b20f-b711e8c99f73

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:38

Griz: May 21, 2001

quote:

1) Are you protected/Do you have stairs in your house?
3) Penis In Ear = Dance All Night?

1) Space Robots icq prank
3) I think someone used this as a thread title some time ago

Griz fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Feb 19, 2002

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:40

waffle: May 12, 2001; HEH

Where did 22-6=14 come from? I missed that thread, apparently.

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:42

b33fyr33t: Nov 30, 2000; I'm different.

"Where be the milk up in this piece, son?"

A user posted about going home that afternoon to find his little brother's (~14 years old) wigger friends infesting his house. He was doing his best to ignore them, and walked into the kitchen. Just as he came in, a little micro-wigger pops up from behind the open refrigerator door and says "drat, where be the milk up in this piece, son?".

Needless to say, he tossed him the gently caress out of his house immediately.

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:42

devjesus: May 24, 2001

quote:

Finx came out of the closet to say:
I never understood the "Type R" stuff. Guess I missed all that. Heh.

Honda (and Acura) makes some of their cars a little more suped up than the regular production models and they signify this with "Type R" badge some where on the car. However, retarded 18 year olds sometimes put this badge on their piece of poo poo Civics to fool people into thinking the car is faster than it really is.

Some sites that shot the lies are:
https://www.ricecops.com
https://www.ricepolice.com

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:42

bonzai: Sep 10, 2000; SUPER-CONDUCTIVE MAGNETIC INFINDIBULATOR

Paging anotherone to thread 120580. Anotherone to thread 120580.

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:42

whydirt: Apr 18, 2001; Gaz Posting Brigade

Is there a listing of the standard titles post-change somewhere?

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:42

Generic Superhero: Nov 9, 2000; You've gotta find first gear in your giant robot car.

quote:

/dev/jesus_christ came out of the closet to say:
I've got two questions on my mind.
First, I'm wondering how "Where be the milk up in this piece son?" got started. It includes image macros and everything.

This comes from an AIM chat that OldSenileGuy had with someone who thought he was someone else entirely.

code:

OldSenileGuy: but word, listen, shes makin me say all this crazy poo poo, like "pak chooie unf" and poo poo 
BaByGoTzBacK69: poo poo im tired i need some fukcing jd 
OldSenileGuy: man straight up 
BaByGoTzBacK69: dick huge? 
OldSenileGuy: yo you know me 
BaByGoTzBacK69: not that well haha 
OldSenileGuy: haha word gets around 
OldSenileGuy: poo poo im fuckin hungry 
OldSenileGuy: im gettin me some cereal, back in a second 
BaByGoTzBacK69: yea, man this one girl came to work and she look so fukcing tight best rear end 
BaByGoTzBacK69: yea dood loving lll those corn flakes 
OldSenileGuy: YO SON, WHERE BE THE MILK UP IN THIS PIECE? 
BaByGoTzBacK69: check 711 
BaByGoTzBacK69: haha

That's a snippet.

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:42

MODY: Dec 7, 2001; Today you can marry blacks. Tomorrow... LAWN FURNITURE

1) Throwing chips?
2) Camel spider?

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:44

Frogman: Aug 17, 2000; BANNED

quote:

MODY came out of the closet to say:
1) Throwing chips?
2) Camel spider?

why you throw chips came from a thread made by euro after his night at KFC

camel spider was a thread about, surprisely the camel spider. It has the ability to eat your soul apparently. As well as this, is can run at 30mph, jump to head height (on a human), scream as it runs, and unless you cover yourself in netting at night, will eat your face.

The only bit i am making up is the soul eating bit. Because we all know thaat you drink souls and not eat them.

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:45

kazmeyer: Jul 26, 2001; 'Cause we're the good guys.

Somebody ask about "gorilla comes out of loving nowhere", I don't want to reveal my ignorance.

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:46

waffle: May 12, 2001; HEH

quote:

Griz v2.0 came out of the closet to say:

1) Space Robots icq prank
3) I think someone used this as a thread title some time ago

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:46

Proteus4994: Jan 2, 2001; Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

quote:

MODY came out of the closet to say:
1) Throwing chips?
2) Camel spider?

Both are old threads.

1)A hilarious story by someone I forget, with the infamous quote "Why you throw chip?" and "loving come on then!" The story was pretty incomprehensible, but the quote lives on, even until today.

2)This was a story someone posted about the Camel Spider, who apparently eats faces and runs as fast as a cheetah. This may have been the longest thread ever on SA. I think it broke 2000 posts.

Edit: Ah, "Why you throw chip" was Euro. OK, I forgot. I guess I can't consider him TOTALLY worthless then, because that thread was gold.

<[SA]Apoc> Once I had this friend... I'd call him at his house while he was taking a poo poo, and I'd take one at the same time. We were Dump Buddies. True story.
<[SA]Proteus> You're a loving fag, Apoc
<[SA]Menacer> That's gay dude.

Proteus4994 fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Feb 19, 2002

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:47

Generic Superhero: Nov 9, 2000; You've gotta find first gear in your giant robot car.

quote:

kazmeyer came out of the closet to say:
Somebody ask about "gorilla comes out of loving nowhere", I don't want to reveal my ignorance.

From the movie Pootie Tang. Pootie Tang's dad was killed by a gorilla who came out of nowhere in a steel mill or something.

Pantaloons (old school) or VorpalBunny started a thread with that as the title, and everyone started doing images about it. Mine was a 3-d gorrila and some kid with 3-d glasses.

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:47

Frogman: Aug 17, 2000; BANNED

quote:

kazmeyer came out of the closet to say:
Somebody ask about "gorilla comes out of loving nowhere", I don't want to reveal my ignorance.

it was a thread by artfag before she flipped out i think

i never read it myself. didn't appreciate artfags humor apparently.

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:48

Toecutter: Feb 28, 2001

Ironically enough, the camel spider is absolutely harmless.

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:48

Mr. Vertigo: Nov 25, 2001

quote:

George Dubya came out of the closet to say:
Chat Log

I thought the "where the milk be up in this piece, son" came from the goon who found some rear end in a top hat wigger kid pawing through his kitchen looking for milk?

And if that's not correct, I don't know where in the hell I got that from...

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:48

Griz: May 21, 2001

"Why you throw chip?" was from Euronymous's adventures in a KFC.

http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~bond007/wytc/

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:49

Frogman: Aug 17, 2000; BANNED

quote:

Proteus4994 came out of the closet to say:

2)This was a story someone posted about the Camel Spider, who apparently eats faces and runs as fast as a cheetah. This may have been the longest thread ever on SA. I think it broke 2000 posts.

nowhere near the longest.

i think one of the longest was a thread titled "Last post in this thread wins"

and lowtax started one called "the counting thread"

both of them were 2000+ posts

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:50

Menacer: Nov 25, 2000; Failed Sega Accessory Ahoy!

quote:

George Dubya came out of the closet to say:
This comes from an AIM chat that OldSenileGuy had with someone who thought he was someone else entirely.

I do believe OSG got it from the guy that had the little micro-wiggers in his house.

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:50

<deleted user>

quote:

nucularhulahoop came out of the closet to say:
Ironically enough, the camel spider is absolutely harmless.

NO!!!
of loving god no.....

whats the sound? oh, its the sound of my universe loving IMPLODING!!

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:50

Gilgamesh: Nov 26, 2001

I see it, I write it, I say it, but I have no idea where it came from: "OH NOS!"

Two cents don't go a long way, but I gave you mine anyway.

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:51

<deleted user>

quote:

b33fyr33t came out of the closet to say:
"Where be the milk up in this piece, son?"

A user posted about going home that afternoon to find his little brother's (~14 years old) wigger friends infesting his house. He was doing his best to ignore them, and walked into the kitchen. Just as he came in, a little micro-wigger pops up from behind the open refrigerator door and says "drat, where be the milk up in this piece, son?".

Needless to say, he tossed him the gently caress out of his house immediately.

Close, it was my sister, and the fucker was trying to eat MY loving LUCKY CHARMS. poo poo stain was going through the fridge for some cold white milky goodness, and asked me the now famous like "Where be the milk up in this piece, son?" Then I took his little white rear end and tossed him out of my house. I posted the original tale in the Wigger Story thread a while back.

The litte poo poo has a twin brother, and they sell pot now, I think they may be close to 16 or 17 now, but they still dont look a day over 12. Why do wigglets insit on trying to sell me that overpriced oregano?

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Mobius: Sep 26, 2000

I don't get the GLLLUUUUUEEEEEE thing when you log in... That's been there as long as I can remember.

# ? Feb 19, 2002 04:51

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