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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Going nowhere fast.. falling so hard we never look back
MeMotch
Jul 29, 2003
Never time travel sober

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Vasquez came out of the closet to say:
I sucked on his thing several times. It got him so horny. We both were horny.

ho-HO

* # ¿ Oct 7, 2004 07:53
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MeMotch
Jul 29, 2003
Never time travel sober

quote:

Propaniac came out of the closet to say:
If she had actually turned out to be pregnant, I think I would have thought this had to be faked.

I haven't read this thread beyond the diary posts (which I'm really enjoying), so I apologize for having to ask, but has her age been mentioned or implied at all? I've been hoping she's at least 14 or so (if I think she's much younger the sex stuff is just way too depressing), but I don't have a ton of faith in that.

I have read the whole diary(as I am vasquez's roommate), and there isnt really any mention of her age. However, there is some mention of her driving, so 16+.

* # ¿ Oct 9, 2004 19:52
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MeMotch
Jul 29, 2003
Never time travel sober

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Whoopysnorp came out of the closet to say:


NO, DAMMIT. :mad:

* # ¿ Oct 10, 2004 21:30
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MeMotch
Jul 29, 2003
Never time travel sober

quote:

Chase came out of the closet to say:
But I guess that is the way that he makes me. But anyways, after we (Danny and me) went to Clark’s and got a movie. We started messing around again. I sucked on his thing several times.

I am really scared, because I don't think that Danny wants to be with me anymore. I am worried. He has been acting very strange toward lately. I have no idea what is going on. I want to talk to him very bad. He never comes over anymore. I really do think that he has someone else.

Anyways Dell was being a total rear end in a top hat today. Someone broke into his car and he tried to blame it on my friends. I hate him so much. But he is my grandma’s boyfriend. So, we all have to learn to live with him. Wendy broke up with tyler today.

HOLY CHRIST! Those are loving funny. It would be great to have a full audio book version made like that.

* # ¿ Oct 11, 2004 03:28
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