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Your OCD and passive aggressive disorder fits in real well with your roommate's schizophrenia. On the bright side, you can write so this story rocks, but I don't think I'd want to be your roommate. ----------------
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Nov 28, 2004 23:09
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quote:Martin Random came out of the closet to say: Holy gently caress, that was like the last ten minutes of Silence of the Lambs. I cannot even imagine what the next post is going to contain.
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Nov 28, 2004 23:10
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quote:I'm not exactly the best at descriptions, as you can probably tell from the poor quality of writing in this thread, but here's the best I can do. Your writing is pretty clear and flows naturally dude, I think you're being too harsh on yourself. Thanks for typing that all out, it was good if horrifying to read. quote:Adar came out of the closet to say: I don't know about that, i would be pretty happy to have a roomate who would be willing to clean up after me without complaining, even to the point of playing hide and go seek with my rouge turds.
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Nov 28, 2004 23:12
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quote:Martin Random came out of the closet to say: Your writing is fantastic and you can paint an excellent picture. The foul lasagna analogy was great.
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Nov 28, 2004 23:14
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It's just baffling that someone can be so mentally ill as to be willing to live in that kind of squalor. Jed's definitely not the only person like that, which is even scarier. I'm not going to get any more work done until the story is finished! Type, drat you!
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Nov 28, 2004 23:15
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quote:Martin Random came out of the closet to say:
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Nov 28, 2004 23:16
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poo poo (:lol: i'm funny :(), i think that's a glimpse into my future... i should go clean my room now :(
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Nov 28, 2004 23:17
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quote:SimmerDown came out of the closet to say: You should watch some of the "Animal Cops" shows on Animal Planet. There was one episode with a woman who had 200 cats in her house. No, that's not a typo. ----------------
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Nov 28, 2004 23:18
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quote:Martin Random came out of the closet to say: Well, I'm never eating lasagna again. Thanks!
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Nov 28, 2004 23:19
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quote:Pugs Malone came out of the closet to say: Oh, I'm well aware. Or, even without feces, people that don't throw anything away, ever. Whenever I see those shows, my room gets cleaned.
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Nov 28, 2004 23:20
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quote:Martin Random came out of the closet to say: Pictures? Videos? Please! rj21.info Rio travelguide
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Nov 28, 2004 23:21
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:cry: that big orange thing
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Nov 28, 2004 23:22
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This is possibly the most disgusting story I have read, you must have a real poop immunity to go near any of that stuff.quote:I think he was taking shits in the bathtub and covering it with newspapers, like some kind of foul lasagna :cry:
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Nov 28, 2004 23:22
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This can't be true!
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Nov 28, 2004 23:23
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free "iPods" for the Canadians
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quote:autopsy-turvey came out of the closet to say: :confused:
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Nov 28, 2004 23:23
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ALL BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T LET HIM USE YOUR TOILET This is a loving awesome story, eagerly awaiting conclusion. Also, you're both crazy.
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Nov 28, 2004 23:24
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quote:Fry came out of the closet to say: I'm assuming that this happened before the days where one would take pictures of something like this to amuse strangers on the internet. ----------------
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Nov 28, 2004 23:24
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quote:Sarcasmo came out of the closet to say: :eng101: rogue turds (makes me think of pieces of poop flying around the apartment in spitfires :()
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Nov 28, 2004 23:24
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I totally don't believe this actually happened, but it is entertaining regardless.
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Nov 28, 2004 23:25
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Spiders freak me out. Just the thought of one of his 6 coming flying at me from under some news paper would be enough to make me torch the place and run screaming into the night. Excellent writing and story. Anxiously awaiting the most assuredly horrifying conclusion, preferably involving flaming spider death.
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Nov 28, 2004 23:26
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quote:tres dessert came out of the closet to say: I figured, but I wanted to draw a turd with makeup on SO BAD that I couldn't ignore it. UPDATE drat YOU :mad:
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Nov 28, 2004 23:26
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if i had ever had a roommate that poo poo anywhere but his toilet either he or me would've been out of there very quickly
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Nov 28, 2004 23:27
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Oh god, this is deliciously creepy. Please let the next post come up before I have to leave for the day, the suspense is worse than... than... something really bad.
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Nov 28, 2004 23:28
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quote:pacwanker came out of the closet to say: The fecal lasagna?
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Nov 28, 2004 23:30
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quote:jollygrinch came out of the closet to say: Oh I completely forgot about that. Yeah. I was not only afraid of Jed popping out with a knife, I was also afraid of those tarantulas. They were like a big unknown X-factor in the apartment. Normally I'm not very frightened of just godawful messes or rats, but if you throw giant tarantulas into the mix it really drives me up a wall. Especially in terrain like that. I was imagining setting my hand down on a part of the couch right as I was climbing over it and setting it right down on top of one of those hairy bastards. They could move, too. The fact that there were newspapers all around for them to hide under didn't help. And I imagined they had plenty to eat while in that apartment, and possibly gave birth to a jillion other little tarantulas. edited. I'll tell you this fact later.. ----------------
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Nov 28, 2004 23:30
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Nov 28, 2004 23:31
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quote:pacwanker came out of the closet to say: nothing is worse than fecal lasagna :(
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Nov 28, 2004 23:32
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quote:tres dessert came out of the closet to say: Maybe, but the suspense IS bad. Also, as disgusting as it is, "fecal lasagna" is one of the most awesome terms ever.
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Nov 28, 2004 23:33
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Wow, this story is brilliant and I really enjoy your writing. I can't wait to read the conclusion to this and find out what happened to Jed and yourself afterwards.
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Nov 28, 2004 23:34
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quote:Martin Random came out of the closet to say:
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Nov 28, 2004 23:35
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quote:IOwnCalculus came out of the closet to say: If I ever started a grindcore band, Fecal Lasagna would be high on my list of potential names.
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Nov 28, 2004 23:36
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quote:tres dessert came out of the closet to say: Is it obvious I got a C in art :(
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Nov 28, 2004 23:36
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This is one of the best stories, I've ever read, in my entire life. Please give us more. Voted five, and eagerly waiting part 3, the Sonata of poo poo.
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Nov 28, 2004 23:37
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Nov 28, 2004 23:38
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quote:Martin Random came out of the closet to say: Can you please answer my question about the batteries from the previous page too??
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Nov 28, 2004 23:38
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quote:Doncommie came out of the closet to say: not at all :holy:
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Nov 28, 2004 23:38
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quote:NerdyMcNerdNerd came out of the closet to say: I do too. :q:
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Nov 28, 2004 23:41
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If you have somehow managed to keep from murdering this waste of life in its sleep, you are a god among men.
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From now on, any time somebody posts about how "My roommate sucks. Sometimes his socks are on MY side of the room", all we have to do is link to this thread to shut them up. Goddamn.
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