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hoodrow trillson: Jul 15, 2001

Nothing like removing the sexual context from porn. Plus, if you participate in this, you get to look at porn.

EDIT: READ THE drat DIRECTIONS. Don't censor something. REMOVE THE SEXUAL CONTEXT.

Lesbian, cancer survivor, anime fan.

hoodrow trillson fucked around with this message at Dec 31, 2002 around 21:30

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HatfulOfHollow: Sep 28, 2000; Dancing is forbidden in the land of [SA]HatfulOfHollow

Oh holy jesus. Thanks for the hearty roofles sir.

# ? May 20, 2002 19:32

Baxter: Sep 13, 2000; Forum Veteran

Nice work, and a great concept.

# ? May 20, 2002 19:33

hoodrow trillson: Jul 15, 2001

quote:

HatfulOfHollow came out of the closet to say:
Oh holy jesus. Thanks for the hearty roofles sir.

England is yours and it owes you a hearty roofle.

Lesbian, cancer survivor, anime fan.

# ? May 20, 2002 19:33

Or conversely, turn normal things into porn?

I wish I could take credit for this pic, but alas I found it long ago.

http://icdweb.cc.purdue.edu/~conwel...eroticfruit.jpg

Somebody fucked around with this message at May 20, 2002 around 20:10

# ? May 20, 2002 19:34

hoodrow trillson: Jul 15, 2001

I have a hawaiian punch fetish.

Lesbian, cancer survivor, anime fan.

hoodrow trillson fucked around with this message at Dec 31, 2002 around 21:31

# ? May 20, 2002 19:35

G-III: Mar 04, 2001

Not mine, but funny.

# ? May 20, 2002 19:41

dum2007: Jun 13, 2001; I may be the victim of indigestion, but she is the product of it.

MORE.

# ? May 20, 2002 19:42

fez2: Jan 24, 2002

quote:

Huge_Midget came out of the closet to say:
Or conversely, turn normal things into porn?

I wish I could take credit for this pic, but alas I found it long ago.
[img-fruity]

Umm you'll probably want to link that.

# ? May 20, 2002 19:43

deluxeg: Jan 19, 2001

# ? May 20, 2002 19:45

ShizCakes: Jul 16, 2001; BANNED

This thread is destined for greatness. I think I might browse DPPH for some ideas.

[edit] Danny manic, you seem to be on an everlasting roll of great threads, yet no one gicves you recognition.

HERES TO BUST-A-MOVE!!!

[also]gently caress!! tomorrow, when my server comes back up, ill have some. DAMNIT gently caress SOMETIMES I HATE COMPUTERSSSSSS

Posting while banned is a banworthy offense.
Title courtesy WAE

ShizCakes fucked around with this message at May 20, 2002 around 19:51

# ? May 20, 2002 19:45

hoodrow trillson: Jul 15, 2001

quote:

Huge_Midget came out of the closet to say:
Or conversely, turn normal things into porn?

See, here's the thing. This thread is supposed to be work safe. That picture probably isn't. So link it.

Lesbian, cancer survivor, anime fan.

# ? May 20, 2002 19:45

G-III: Mar 04, 2001

I'd love to make a photoshop of some guy getting head, but instead it looks like he's holding a lightsaber and cutting a hole through some female sith's head.

Alas, I don't have any decent image hosting.

# ? May 20, 2002 19:47

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an omnibus: Jun 11, 2001

quote:

Huge_Midget came out of the closet to say:
[img-not-obviously-not-porn]

i think if I was working my boss wouldn't like seeing that on my screen. I'd link it if I were you.

# ? May 20, 2002 19:49

idiotsavant: Jun 04, 2000; "I don't care!"

Horay!

_{under the sea~}

# ? May 20, 2002 19:50

CivX: Jul 28, 2001; by SpokkerJones

quote:

GIIIULTRA came out of the closet to say:
I'd love to make a photoshop of some guy getting head, but instead it looks like he's holding a lightsaber and cutting a hole through some female sith's head.

Alas, I don't have any decent image hosting.

I'll host your image..if you send it to me.

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# ? May 20, 2002 19:50

9600 Baud: May 07, 2002; by Lowtax

quote:

GIIIULTRA came out of the closet to say:
I'd love to make a photoshop of some guy getting head, but instead it looks like he's holding a lightsaber and cutting a hole through some female sith's head.

Alas, I don't have any decent image hosting.

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/

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# ? May 20, 2002 19:52

Decican: Feb 20, 2001; For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain.

I know the photoshoppery is poo poo, but it's the thought* that counts.

*doing it first.

# ? May 20, 2002 20:03

ogm: May 20, 2001

quote:

Skwiji came out of the closet to say:
[img-http://www.theafers.com/upload/pics/goatpants.jpg-/img]

I know the photoshoppery is poo poo, but it's the thought* that counts.

*doing it first.

Ahem... You consider goat-se to be porn? Ok.

*Backs away from Skwiji*

# ? May 20, 2002 20:07

Teh: Jan 01, 2001; Forum Veteran

quote:

GIIIULTRA came out of the closet to say:
Not mine, but funny.

I don't understand. Why is she an elf? Share this wonderful elf-porn of yours.

# ? May 20, 2002 20:08

zypher88: Mar 11, 2001

zypher88 fucked around with this message at Jun 17, 2002 around 05:11

# ? May 20, 2002 20:08

Decican: Feb 20, 2001; For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain.

quote:

ogm came out of the closet to say:

Ahem... You consider goat-se to be porn? Ok.

*Backs away from Skwiji*

well...err..uhm.. it was.. for this school project ..ya see...uhh

*runs*

# ? May 20, 2002 20:11

hoodrow trillson: Jul 15, 2001

The ladies LOVE hawaiian punch!

Lesbian, cancer survivor, anime fan.

hoodrow trillson fucked around with this message at Dec 31, 2002 around 21:31

# ? May 20, 2002 20:12

quote:

zypher88 came out of the closet to say:
[img]facial.jpg

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! this thread is definately one of the best photoshop ideas yet very very good sir! Kudos to you!

# ? May 20, 2002 20:17

Syaka: Jul 25, 2000; Forum Veteran and Uberlurker

You guys are the greatest! I had not laughed so hard in days.

# ? May 20, 2002 20:18

Justin: Jan 17, 2002; This campaign is SERIOUS BUSINESS

why hawiaiwian punch?

you can use code red.

# ? May 20, 2002 20:23

Vimto: Sep 11, 2001; Manchester City F.C

Great idea for a thread

ATTACHMENT REMOVED. - The Management

# ? May 20, 2002 20:35

Cannibal: May 08, 2002

Man, you motherfuckers... I've gotta go out and buy a case of hawaiin punch now thanks to you. MAke that 5 cases of Hawaiin Punch, because this thread gets a 5!!

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# ? May 20, 2002 20:37

Eris Is Goddess: Nov 18, 2000; MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW.
MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW ASSHOLE.

quote:

zypher88 came out of the closet to say: http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/zypher88/amateur_facials_1514.jpg

What's the rest of that series from? For purely a/b comparison, of course.

Vimto: Put some clothes on her, that is *not* worksafe :)

Eris Is Goddess fucked around with this message at May 20, 2002 around 20:42

# ? May 20, 2002 20:37

i dont work, but if i did, vimto's last post wouldnt be very good :/

# ? May 20, 2002 20:38

Teh: Jan 01, 2001; Forum Veteran

yeah. I hate to say this in nitpicky, but it's supposed to not just take out all the bits n pieces, but replace them with something that someone MIGHT NOT TAKE as being porn. That being said, I'm working on mine, despite (any) photoshop experience...

# ? May 20, 2002 20:40

idiotsavant: Jun 04, 2000; "I don't care!"

quote:

Vimto came out of the closet to say:
Great idea for a thread

point

your head

_{under the sea~}

# ? May 20, 2002 20:41

titaniumone: Jun 10, 2001; non-toxic even in large doses

Vimto, that's still pretty pornographic. You need to make it something that can't be even REMOTELY construed as being porn.

# ? May 20, 2002 20:42

9600 Baud: May 07, 2002; by Lowtax

quote:

Vimto came out of the closet to say:
Great idea for a thread

Just because you aren't showing genitals doesn't automatically make it work safe fucknugget.

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# ? May 20, 2002 20:44

Teh: Jan 01, 2001; Forum Veteran

Okay, okay, we've said it 19 times. I hope this gets through to the people that have his idea, that it's about the naughty parts rather than the funniness.

# ? May 20, 2002 20:45

This thread isn't the best one to ever hit the forums, but it's certainly among the most original.

# ? May 20, 2002 20:46

Whipsockle: Jan 07, 2001; BANNED

can someone please tell me where the pictures of this funny gay black guy with the pink bandana come from?

# ? May 20, 2002 20:52

nonick: Jul 13, 2001

fast and dirty pshop

http://morevodka.org/images/sa/11.jpg

may or may not be work safe

# ? May 20, 2002 20:54

DonMagicJuan: Jun 16, 2001

quote:

zypher88 came out of the closet to say:
[img-clearasil [/img]

Somehow you managed to post the worst and best picture ever.

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