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xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002



Great news: Gorgeous George is back on the air! He's about halfway through a new season and has a new episode tonight! And I bet right now you're asking yourself, "but how can I see the first half of the season?" Well gently caress you, I was about to get to that if you'd just give me a second, ok?

Geez.

Anyway, as I was saying, I've got a new gg_sux clip for everyone. And this one is special. Yeah, it's got the usual prank calls and clips of George mispronouncing things and generally embarassing of himself.. but you know what else this has? Kung fu. That's right, Gorgeous George has been training in the ancient art of kung fu.. and he demonstrates his skills for us. If you enjoyed Beverly Hills Ninja, you're sure to love this display of martial arts talent.

And for all you lucky Richmond goons, George is doing a new show tonight at 10:00pm EST. I believe it's on channel 7 (Comcast) but it might be 6, so have a look around until you find it. He usually takes calls during the last 15 minutes of the show, so get your dialing finger ready.

Oh, and a small note to explain one of the prank calls. One call references someone shooting a dog. In one of the old threads, I pointed out that George's dad had a police record for two crimes on the same day. The first was discharging a firearm in a residential area. The second was cruelty to animals. We recently got confirmation for what we'd assumed all along: George's dad shot a dog for crapping on his lawn.

For anyone not familiar with Gorgeous George, you might want to check out this or this.



Enjoy! And if anyone can help mirror, it'd be greatly appreciated.

editedit: The 30meg version was raping my bandwidth at an alarming rate, so I had to remove it for now. If you're intent on getting that high-quality version, PM me and I'll hook you up. Otherwise, please grab the 16meg one below:

Right-Click-Save-As gg_sux6_small.wmv [wmv9, 16 megs]


edit2: Here's a torrent containing every gg_sux clip as well as a bunch of other GG-related things. Enjoy.

Download torrent81 (17 files; 356.55 MB)
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xdrquinnx fucked around with this message at Jul 17, 2005 around 18:48

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leisure no capi
Sep 22, 2003



dead link

Mister December
Sep 7, 2004

thank you mario but my post is in another thread

EDIT: "All those chumps on the internet"

quote:

xdrquinnx came out of the closet to say:


gently caress, I named the file wrong. It's fixed now!
[TOILET FLUSH]


I want some grape drink, baby! Mmm...it's purple!

Mister December fucked around with this message at Jul 15, 2005 around 01:13

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002



quote:

leisure no capi came out of the closet to say:
dead link

gently caress, I named the file wrong. It's fixed now!

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000




Dead link.

Ballz
Dec 16, 2003
VARYS IS A MERMAN

Oh Richmond, how I miss you.

PovRayMan
Dec 25, 2002

Never get Freudian on a man holding a pickle.

Downloading now, works just fine.

SqueekyD
Dec 1, 2004

Who wants to use my dongbone like a joystick and pretend you're flying an F-14?

Awesome, he's back.

edit: link fixed, woot

Melp
Feb 26, 2004

You know the drill.

Oh loving awesome. I love Gorgeous George more than anything else on the Internet. Thank you for bringing me more of him.

whoknew
Sep 18, 2004

youthful vigor


Yeehaw!

Finally! These clips are the greatest thing e'er known to mankind.

BigHonky
May 25, 2003

by Lowtax


I will watch this after i get done roasting marshmallows in the nude

EDIT: I like his sidekick

BigHonky fucked around with this message at Jul 15, 2005 around 01:16

Pierson
Oct 31, 2004



Ahaha, fantastic. Goegeous George may you rock on forever.

Metajo Cum Dumpster
Mar 20, 2005


"There's a lot of women out there that GG could have. Uma Thurman..."

shuriken
Dec 2, 2002


Haha, he's such a loving idiot.

edit: What the gently caress is a "six income figure"?

shuriken fucked around with this message at Jul 15, 2005 around 01:14

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

J'aime le capitaine


I would love to work at that studio and lock him in.

Metajo Cum Dumpster
Mar 20, 2005


Does he get any legit calls?

Italian Stalin
Jul 4, 2003

You-a gonna get-a purged!


Awesome, thanks!

millionframe
Jan 17, 2005


I almost feel sorry for George but he's too easy to make fun of and is really dumb.

xdrquinnx
May 5, 2002



PovRayMan
Dec 25, 2002

Never get Freudian on a man holding a pickle.

Baby, when you ride space mountain WOOOOOOOO!

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY


quote:

xdrquinnx came out of the closet to say:


gently caress, I named the file wrong. It's fixed now!

As usual, I'll try and mirror it for you tonight.

Dr. Poz
Sep 8, 2003

Dr. Poz just diagnosed you with a serious case of being a pussy. Now get back out there and hit them till you can't remember your kid's name.


Oh happy days are here again!

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom

quote:

Punch McRockGroin came out of the closet to say:
Does he get any legit calls?

No.

His "karate" is loving hilarious, I kept waiting for him to slip and break himself. He has gotten even fatter since I last saw him too, I may have to turn on the local access channel tonight.

Honkus
Jul 14, 2004

$50

Oh awesome. I thought we had forgotten about GG.

walumachoncha
Jul 22, 2004
fraeulin doesn't like linux/GNOME :(

video delivers around minute 8

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom

Are you ever coming back to the Richmond area drquinn? If so we need to have a GG appriciation goonmeet.

Villarreal
Jun 20, 2005
extaytat

Backstab you in the back.

paperchaseguy
Feb 21, 2002

THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO




He either has the fastest kick in the universe, or the slowest.

Angryhobo
Sep 30, 2004

Pool's closed, Bitch

Oh hell yhea! Can't wait to see new gg_sux clips, download the new one now.

Dr. Video Games 0155
Aug 24, 2004

If in doubt, throw more men at it!

[Cue fake Rick Flair voice over]
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


My god this guy still has his public access channel? I thought he would of quit while he had some little sense left.. ops guess not. Oh well, still highly entertaining and yes it does seem like he has gained a bit of weight.

millionframe
Jan 17, 2005


He's truely becoming a master of the ancient arts, did you see that back-kick? My God the power of this man. HE IS THE WHITE NINJA!

Johnny Cage
Sep 7, 2004

Doin' big things

This rules, I missed all of George's pathetic comebacks.

Ballz
Dec 16, 2003
VARYS IS A MERMAN

quote:

Gunjin wasted bandwidth with this crap:
Are you ever coming back to the Richmond area drquinn? If so we need to have a GG appriciation goonmeet.

Have a picture of me there, so I can be present... in picture form.

Florida has more than enough crazies, but George was a special kind of wtf that just can't be replicated.

Markzillla
Aug 31, 2001



Watching him do kung fu it's obvious that this guy has got no idea how he looks. I also loved the fact that there was a huge thumping sound when ever took a step. I always love it when he has someone other than that Kevin guy in the studio because they don't even try not to laugh at him, that black guy didn't try to stick up for him once he was just like "they keep calling him fat and flushing the toilet "

Zen Dudeism
Mar 12, 2001

I dogcrash truther and don't ever let me forget it. dogcrash truther and I are


Dr. Quinn, you know what I'm posting to ask you for, don't you?

You are going to post the number, tell us when to call, and give us play by play, right?

I need to tell George how much I have missed him and see if he has reconsidered the idea of making it the "Gorgeous Goon" show?

Onion Rings
Sep 20, 2001


Gorgeous George is absolutely amazing. Thank you!

karmaflux
Feb 26, 2004

by Lowtax


I demand that someone with some video editing equipment make a Gorgeous George vs Star Wars Kid video.




...please?

Mike Toole
Apr 9, 2001

WE ARE GOING BACK!!

Gorgeous George?! I LOVE that guy!

Church of Spub
Aug 12, 2003



Oh my... ummm... god he's fat.

Requesting animated gifs of GG's karate moves.

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Metajo Cum Dumpster
Mar 20, 2005


quote:

Gunjin came out of the closet to say:

His "karate" is loving hilarious

You'd better watch what you say!

You wouldn't want GG to have to use his "tracheal move" on you.

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